stan wrote:People who put the seats back on Domestic flights. So some blokes head is pretty much sitting in your lap. I mean come on people, 1hour 30 mins.
That's when you get the urge to get up as many times as you can driving your knees into the seat in front of you as often as possible.....
Drop the tray table, put your ipod on and start drumming to Metallica on it...hard enough to vibrate to the seat in front....
When the plane lands, stand in their aisle space pretending your overhead luggage is stuck and therefore hold them up from making a quick getaway. In the meantime if you've seen their overhead luggage, rip their handle off quickly or jam the wheels etc...
Get a packet of Maltesers and roll them under the seat trying to aim for any luggage they may have stowed under there...
Get a book and have the need to put it in the seat pocket at a rate of about ten times per minute. The book doesn't fit so make sure you ram it in HARD....
If they're asleep, use stealth, press the attendant button and then wait for hostess to come and play dumb....repeat process until hosty wakes up the person.
If you knew they had a dog/cat as excess baggage wait until the flight has taken off, and laugh loudly and say "ha did you see that "labrador" escape and the amount of bullets the Airport mob pumped into it...