Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby shoe boy » Mon May 18, 2009 2:16 pm

The Yetti wrote:
shoe boy wrote:The ignorant people who flick their cigarette out of their car window!!


Sorry SB. You got me there.
Threw one out the window this morning at Old Noarlunga.....I was trying to set fire to a Corella on the corner of VH Road and South Rd.


Then that is ok!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Mon May 18, 2009 2:21 pm

shoe boy wrote:
The Yetti wrote:
shoe boy wrote:The ignorant people who flick their cigarette out of their car window!!
Sorry SB. You got me there.
Threw one out the window this morning at Old Noarlunga.....I was trying to set fire to a Corella on the corner of VH Road and South Rd.

Then that is ok!

Was that Corella or Corolla??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon May 18, 2009 2:34 pm

LOL Psyber. Need to be a good shot to get a Corella with a butt!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon May 18, 2009 2:43 pm

lol, having played several seasons of cricket at Noarlunga I can assure you the problem is with Corellas and not Corollas!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Mon May 18, 2009 5:51 pm

Johno6 wrote:Jas ive come to notice that you seem to ber avery angry person with a lot of issues...

P.S What is this game your playing as the level 42 cleric?


Whadya mean :evil: I don't think I post on this thread anymore than anyone else...in fact I reckon there's some post more than me...anyway I'm in 'grumpy old woman' territory now so I'm supposed to be angry with everything ;) :lol:
*edit*...and another thing...looking back at my last 3 posts I reckon an attempt to steal my mail, a lack of simple good manners and a company failing on it's promise are reasonable excuses to be annoyed...and I do post in the 'things you rate' thread too...so there :p

...and it's level 48 now :twisted: ...it's called Perfect World...a free MMORPG (with a cash shop for fancy extra stuff). I'm not into pvp or pking so I like the fact that they have a seperate server for pvp and on the other servers they can only kill other players who are in pk mode too.

If you're looking for games to play then this site is brilliant...it's like a database of all the MMORPG's with player and official reviews...

http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Mon May 18, 2009 7:15 pm

Going to the dentist to have a tooth taken ouch!!! sorry, out!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dog_ger » Mon May 18, 2009 7:35 pm

There is only so many times that can hapen, aceman... ;)

Save your teeth at any cost.

You may need them in the distant future.... ;) :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Tue May 19, 2009 6:44 pm

People who put the seats back on Domestic flights. So some blokes head is pretty much sitting in your lap. I mean come on people, 1hour 30 mins.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Tue May 19, 2009 7:40 pm

stan wrote:People who put the seats back on Domestic flights. So some blokes head is pretty much sitting in your lap. I mean come on people, 1hour 30 mins.


That's when you get the urge to get up as many times as you can driving your knees into the seat in front of you as often as possible.....

Drop the tray table, put your ipod on and start drumming to Metallica on it...hard enough to vibrate to the seat in front....

When the plane lands, stand in their aisle space pretending your overhead luggage is stuck and therefore hold them up from making a quick getaway. In the meantime if you've seen their overhead luggage, rip their handle off quickly or jam the wheels etc...

Get a packet of Maltesers and roll them under the seat trying to aim for any luggage they may have stowed under there...

Get a book and have the need to put it in the seat pocket at a rate of about ten times per minute. The book doesn't fit so make sure you ram it in HARD....

If they're asleep, use stealth, press the attendant button and then wait for hostess to come and play dumb....repeat process until hosty wakes up the person.

If you knew they had a dog/cat as excess baggage wait until the flight has taken off, and laugh loudly and say "ha did you see that "labrador" escape and the amount of bullets the Airport mob pumped into it...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Wed May 20, 2009 6:50 pm

trying to address selection criteria ect in job application
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Wed May 20, 2009 6:51 pm

People who don't use the word "crikey"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dog_ger » Wed May 20, 2009 6:53 pm

:shock: "Blimey Charley" :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bayman » Wed May 20, 2009 7:49 pm

people that have a crack at other people yet complain when themselves have people having a crack at them
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dog_ger » Wed May 20, 2009 8:14 pm

Strange People :shock: :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Thu May 21, 2009 11:42 am

bayman wrote:people that have a crack at other people yet complain when themselves have people having a crack at them




By crikey, that's ikey!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu May 21, 2009 2:10 pm

Well not the shits but 95% of the time when I'm looking around book stores the urge to do a poo always comes on.
What's with that?
Is it the mental connection of reading material and the thunderhouse?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Thu May 21, 2009 2:18 pm

Wedgie wrote:Well not the shits but 95% of the time when I'm looking around book stores the urge to do a poo always comes on.
What's with that?
Is it the mental connection of reading material and the thunderhouse?


Maybe books just give you the shits..
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Thu May 21, 2009 2:19 pm

The Arkaba Bottlo
Just checked my credit card statement
4 transactions for different amounts within 1 minute of each other???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu May 21, 2009 2:32 pm

Wedgie wrote:Well not the shits but 95% of the time when I'm looking around book stores the urge to do a poo always comes on.
What's with that?
Is it the mental connection of reading material and the thunderhouse?


Was it warm in the bookshop Wedgie? If so, as your body temp rises blood moves away from your stomach to the outer extremities of your body to cool, this activity can often result in the bowel moving . BTW, feel better?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu May 21, 2009 3:02 pm

Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Well not the shits but 95% of the time when I'm looking around book stores the urge to do a poo always comes on.
What's with that?
Is it the mental connection of reading material and the thunderhouse?


Was it warm in the bookshop Wedgie? If so, as your body temp rises blood moves away from your stomach to the outer extremities of your body to cool, this activity can often result in the bowel moving . BTW, feel better?


Nah its warmer at work. I do feel better, thanks for asking, just finishing the movement off as I type this! :)
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