2jox wrote:2jox wrote:tune in for an enlightening post later this evening.. jox
to quote my self....where do i start! were back ....back down at the Bridgy again on a week night,,! but there cheap beverages are are running out as quickly as there A-s on a warm September Saturday ......oh that's rite they don't have any specials!! throw out a few more dollars... really paying big dividends by the looks of it... although luring B.O.G big CJ Conor Healy back to the club was the BEST thing they have done for awhile!! However, i have it on good authority that the big tap ruckman for deeo in shanty town has stress fractures, not only in his shins, but in his heart after been seen chasing a girl wearing cargos!
moving on... David Abernethy has been seen in more public toilets than George michael in his prime.... thankyou electric circus.. you made my night.. he has also been sited hailing cabs ....but unfortunately suffered a severe groin injury during a minor ..
incident in the back of this cab... suspect he may be out for 4-6/
big 'iron chest' Robinson has been plucking grabs and kicking goals more often than he raises the roof at devil dome on the bench press... inside info tells us that he will be involved in a back pocket rotation as of saturday..
sticking with lofty... mark stereosonic tickets sinclair is still as washed as the other week we wrote this hideous post... pulled out last week with a bulging disc injury after reportedly delivering 4 family pizzas with extra salami up a steep driveway... lying if u ask me... but he claims wednesday nights antics after flashies had nothing to do with it...this has also derived some scrutiny.. house to myself...new tunes..like hell i didnt put pay....
jacqui windsor and brittany schicchitano have ben found lingering around mark stereos house and portraying legitimate form around the young lofty pups.... namely young dal santo and daryl poole after his fresh cut and his ten goal haul at the demons.... apparently these young crumpets will be joining the ranks as trainers for the devils in the coming weeks.
scott 'mad dog' madsen has thrown everything but the kitchen sink at david ;turtle' bennett to come back to the devils after his switch to volleyball.... eva has reportedly heckled him that if he ever sets foot over that white line...their relationship will come under scrutiny... and if anyone wants to know...his career with the mt lofty rangers is going better than expected...
hahdorf c grade is looking a little stronger with the inclusion of marc farmer and dan 'babyfaced pencil dick' hughes....there form has been disgusting in the Bs and the As for Hughes!....the quality of big Ben "mongoloid" Jones and Daniel "my arms are tiny meathead biscuits" Roberts have really carried these players..... Although these are two players that have really improved I feel Hahndorf have really improved this year with "mongoloid" have big movers this season....
big Matt bomby shelter mcleod, lady slayer,pinocchio, Francis, has been the big mover of the HFL competition according to big S.Lynch. with the flare of motlop and the evasive skill of sinclair... this guy could be anything in the years to come... mudgee blackswans you missed ur chance.... 'i would give my left nut to give it to brit or jacqui' (M. Shelter Francis) 10.56pm. (C). 6/5/2009.
let us remember...."how could he get a kick...his Mrs is in his back pocket Penny" what a joke....the guys pockets are soooo deep but he just cant seem to reach them...He tried to let his football speak of late but the only people we herd speaking was Jane Penny after she picks him up after yet another injury!!! the guy cant seem to put 2 games, let alone ROOTS together....the sausage is the one his mrs just picked up from MOBILE!! we feel for the bloke because he is a dead set GUN and could fit into any A grade team!!
oh and as im on a great run....can i ask one question.....Tom Morgan.....TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!!!!