Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Baron Greenback » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:40 pm

trev wrote:
It drives my missus crazy too. She can't understand how i can literally watch 3 different programs all at the same time.

But i can, and do it quite effectively !!!


I Think Seinfeld summed it up perfectly


JERRY: Men definitely hit the remote button more than women...
see, men don't care what's on TV, men only care what else is on TV.
women really want to see what the show is before they change the channel...
that's why men hunt and women nest.


Gold! And so true!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:21 pm

When the media or public refer to (clothed) shots in Mags like Ralph as "porn"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby magpie in the 80's » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:27 pm

how SOFT is that CP ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:30 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:39 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:When the media or public refer to (clothed) shots in Mags like Ralph as "porn"

Wasn't Ralph the magazine which featured a shoot of Mercedes Corby?

The day such a publication is ever considered as pr0n is the day that I start reading the Journal of Forensic Sciences purely for its titillation value.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:42 pm

smac wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Still no stimulation :(

Bloody women, you give us a hard time when we can't find it?




FC, what are you really referring to with the word "it"?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:43 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:When the media or public refer to (clothed) shots in Mags like Ralph as "porn"

Wasn't Ralph the magazine which featured a shoot of Mercedes Corby?

The day such a publication is ever considered as pr0n is the day that I start reading the Journal of Forensic Sciences purely for its titillation value.


Is that Pseudo or Psyber? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:59 pm

aceman wrote:
smac wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Still no stimulation :(

Bloody women, you give us a hard time when we can't find it?




FC, what are you really referring to with the word "it"?



Im not referring to anything, Smac might be though ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:40 pm

Booney wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:When the media or public refer to (clothed) shots in Mags like Ralph as "porn"

Wasn't Ralph the magazine which featured a shoot of Mercedes Corby?

The day such a publication is ever considered as pr0n is the day that I start reading the Journal of Forensic Sciences purely for its titillation value.


Is that Pseudo or Psyber? ;)


I had to go back and check that too :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:46 pm

People whinging they havent got their government handout :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:10 pm

People who drive the smallest cars on the market and still cant park them
I had to climb thro the passenger's side today thanks to a Festiva driver
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:10 pm

The Ash Man wrote:People who drive the smallest cars on the market and still cant park them
I had to climb thro the passenger's side today thanks to a Festiva driver


Should've just picked their car up and moved it across a bit :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:19 pm

Quichey wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:People who drive the smallest cars on the market and still cant park them
I had to climb thro the passenger's side today thanks to a Festiva driver


Should've just picked their car up and moved it across a bit :lol:


Bad shoulder prevemted me from doing that
The trolley 'guy' offered to ram it with a line of trolleys though, classy bloke too :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:27 pm

The Ash Man wrote:
Quichey wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:People who drive the smallest cars on the market and still cant park them
I had to climb thro the passenger's side today thanks to a Festiva driver


Should've just picked their car up and moved it across a bit :lol:


Bad shoulder prevemted me from doing that
The trolley 'guy' offered to ram it with a line of trolleys though, classy bloke too :roll:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:20 pm

Kissing in pornos.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:24 pm

Drop Bear wrote:Kissing in pornos.


What about when it's 3 girls?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Felch » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:25 pm

Drop Bear wrote:Kissing in pornos.


Yeah, great way to spread germs...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:36 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Drop Bear wrote:Kissing in pornos.


What about when it's 3 girls?


Still a waste of time. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LMA » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:57 am

Media beat up on Freo players lokking like The KKK.
Looks nothing like the KKK apart from the obvious white, more like an outfit at a TISM gig
Ponting's boys are next, they like to dress up in white :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby GWW » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:19 am

Power black outs :evil:

(and no, not the footy team)
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