Things that give you the sh1ts

[silicone skyline]

Look in the car and in the bin.

I have found my mobile in the bin once ( the Wheelie bin outside ) and in the glove box.

The difference is it wasn't your phone and it wasn't your wheelie bin.

[A Mum]

Look in the car and in the bin.

I have found my mobile in the bin once ( the Wheelie bin outside ) and in the glove box.

If that was the case it's long gone

[Johno6]

i would pay the 50... i understand its a massive rip off and a load of crap... BUT id rather pay 50 then get up to change the channels...

im a guy so i flick the channels non stop... it annoys the hell out of my GF

[JK]

i would pay the 50... i understand its a massive rip off and a load of crap... BUT id rather pay 50 then get up to change the channels...

im a guy so i flick the channels non stop... it annoys the hell out of my GF

Yeah those GF's really gotta get over that, it's what remotes are for

[smac]

We have 'his' and 'her' remotes at home. His = TV remote, Hers = Ducted Heating remote. Works well.

[Felch]

It drives my missus crazy too. She can't understand how i can literally watch 3 different programs all at the same time.

But i can, and do it quite effectively !!!

[Booney]

We have 'his' and 'her' remotes at home. His = TV remote, Hers = Ducted Heating remote. Works well.

Never work at my place, Im too hot to start with.

[trev]

It drives my missus crazy too. She can't understand how i can literally watch 3 different programs all at the same time.

But i can, and do it quite effectively !!!

I Think Seinfeld summed it up perfectly


JERRY: Men definitely hit the remote button more than women...
see, men don't care what's on TV, men only care what else is on TV.
women really want to see what the show is before they change the channel...
that's why men hunt and women nest.

[heater31]

That is very clever CP LOL

Booney, that's it, We have seriously looked in every possible, conceivable place !!
They lost it, they have to wear the consequences !!
I don't watch it, so I don't care

Look again Mum, I lost our VCR remote when I was left alone in the house for the weekend when I was about 16 ( think I got up to get another scotch and coke ) I had the remote in my hand when I got up from the chair but when I returned I could not find it. Hunted high and low for the prick of a thing and in the end the Treasurer and Finance Minister of the house went and bought another on a cheap sale price.

About 2 years later when shifting the lounge chair to give the joint a good clean low and behold out drops the remote. Somehow it had found its way up behind the back rest cushion which means I sat on it and it found its way there

[JK]

Look again Mum, I lost our VCR remote when I was left alone in the house for the weekend when I was about 16 ( think I got up to get another scotch and coke ) I had the remote in my hand when I got up from the chair but when I returned I could not find it. Hunted high and low for the prick of a thing and in the end the Treasurer and Finance Minister of the house went and bought another on a cheap sale price.

About 2 years later when shifting the lounge chair to give the joint a good clean low and behold out drops the remote. Somehow it had found its way up behind the back rest cushion which means I sat on it and it found its way there

Just think, it could have got lodged somewhere else unexpected and you could have been changing the channel by accident

[Dog_ger]

Having a pretty good car and going shopping and coming out to find a "DING" in your door.



It's only a car.

Bloody Ferals.

My dog food, alfoil and dunny paper cost me another $400 extra to fix it up.

Pisses me off.

[aceman]

Morons in motor vehicles who drive into golf courses in the dark of night and do donuts and wheelies all over the putting greens.
Some pr^ck has done that at Adelaide Shores on the 12th green and you'd love to catch them, I reckon their goolies hanging on the pin flag would look very nice, worth about the same value damage back to the ar$ewipe who did it.
Very nice! Something Dexter would be able to do with his eyes closed.

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[Dog_ger]

Vehicle Registration......

Thats exactly my Feeling.

Does it bother you at all?

[Booney]

People that say or use "hunj" or "hunji" when talking about $100.

[Footy Chick]

Still no stimulation

[smac]

Still no stimulation

Bloody women, you give us a hard time when we can't find it?

[Johno6]

LOL @ Booney & SMAC

thanks for the giggle this morning

[Footy Chick]

Still no stimulation

Bloody women, you give us a hard time when we can't find it?

Wrong stimulation Fred

[Q.]

Having a pretty good car and going shopping and coming out to find a "DING" in your door.



It's only a car.

Bloody Ferals.

My dog food, alfoil and dunny paper cost me another $400 extra to fix it up.

Pisses me off.

Parking on a side street, a WIDE side street, and some numbnut still manages to collect my side-view mirror

[Dirko]

Still no stimulation

Bloody women, you give us a hard time when we can't find it?

Find what ?