Due funny t-shirt jokes being made in the BEST JOKES thread, i thought it was suffice to make a new topic about it as there are plenty out there.
My brother owns a shirt that says - I dont discriminate, I just hate everyone.
Funny T-shirts
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Funny T-shirts
by The reigning Ben.C » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:20 pm
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by Q. » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:23 pm
Abort Born-Again Christians 
And as for funny t-shirt slogans, well, where do I start...?
And as for funny t-shirt slogans, well, where do I start...?
Re: Funny T-shirts
by trev » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:27 pm
Pic in todays Herald Sun of a Bikie being interviewed by Police wearing a T shirt stating:
"If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I'd give it to"
Classic!
"If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I'd give it to"
Classic!
"Pressure? Pressure is a Messerschmidt up your arse. Playing cricket is not."
Re: Funny T-shirts
by The Ash Man » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:37 pm
On a chick in Robe
I lost my virginity but i've still got the box it came in
I lost my virginity but i've still got the box it came in
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by The reigning Ben.C » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:38 pm
Damn Seagulls Shirt. (Hat was just as good)
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by The Ash Man » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:40 pm
My Mum (a pharmacist) gave me a tshirt from a Ansell rep
Pinchthenroll
Care instructions for the prophylactic generation
I got a non-pc one in Laos
It got a pic of the Johnnie Walker in a wheelchair
It says
Johnnie Walked
Had one of Mr Bean wearing a turban it said
Mr Bean Laden
Pinchthenroll
Care instructions for the prophylactic generation
I got a non-pc one in Laos
It got a pic of the Johnnie Walker in a wheelchair
It says
Johnnie Walked
Had one of Mr Bean wearing a turban it said
Mr Bean Laden
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by The reigning Ben.C » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:52 pm
I'm With Stupid ->
Sorry about what happened later
If your reading this your about to be kicked in the nuts.
Sorry about what happened later
If your reading this your about to be kicked in the nuts.
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by The reigning Ben.C » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:54 pm
At big day out in 07 a tripper was wearing a shirt saying:
Im no vegetarian but today i'm off my chops.
Im no vegetarian but today i'm off my chops.
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by whatcha got there? » Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:10 pm
mentioned it in the best jokes thread, but seen the following on a guy at the BDO:
"I drink pinapple juice because i care"
"I drink pinapple juice because i care"
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by MatteeG » Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:23 pm
Reckon I saw this one at the bay last year-
"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"
Other gems here:
http://www.tshirtsthatsuck.com/
"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"
Other gems here:
http://www.tshirtsthatsuck.com/
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by Snaggletooth Tiger » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:42 pm
Seen these heroes struttin around wearing sleeveless sweats saying
'Life's too short to be small!'
Why don't they just wear a T-shirt with the word
'TWAT'
emblazoned across the chest?
It's quicker to read & saves on screen printer's ink as well!
'Life's too short to be small!'
Why don't they just wear a T-shirt with the word
'TWAT'
emblazoned across the chest?
It's quicker to read & saves on screen printer's ink as well!
GO THE GROWL!!!
"Shut the gate on this one Maxy... It's the Duck's Guts!"
"Shut the gate on this one Maxy... It's the Duck's Guts!"
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by LMA » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:25 am
Mate has one with VD in the same style as VB beer label.
It says something like this "Venerial Disease, you can get it any ol how, a matter of fact I got it now"
Got one that says "I swear to drunk I'm not god"
It says something like this "Venerial Disease, you can get it any ol how, a matter of fact I got it now"
Got one that says "I swear to drunk I'm not god"
Re: Funny T-shirts
by Jimmy_041 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:11 am
Not sure I will get away with this one
Bought it in Amsterdam a long time ago and have to hide it from the missus or it would be landfill
Beat me, bite me, whip me, f*** me
C*** my ti*s like the dirty pig that I am
Then, f*** off before I wake up in the morning
I wore it to a party once and amazing how many girls wanted to buy it off me
Bought it in Amsterdam a long time ago and have to hide it from the missus or it would be landfill
Beat me, bite me, whip me, f*** me
C*** my ti*s like the dirty pig that I am
Then, f*** off before I wake up in the morning
I wore it to a party once and amazing how many girls wanted to buy it off me
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by Zelezny Chucks » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:57 am
"An awkward morning beats a boring night"
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by The reigning Ben.C » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:13 am
Had one that i wore to death:
"I've got a black belt, In keeping it real"
"I've got a black belt, In keeping it real"
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by The reigning Ben.C » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:14 am
LMA wrote:Mate has one with VD in the same style as VB beer label.
It says something like this "Venerial Disease, you can get it any ol how, a matter of fact I got it now"
Got one that says "I swear to drunk I'm not god"
Ha. What about the one - "Take me drunk, I'm home"
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by Strawb » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:37 am
I got fat girls give the best H**D because they are aways hungry
I am the Voice Left From Drinking
Re: Funny T-shirts
by Jimmy_041 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:48 am
Back of the guernseys, and all training singlets and tour shirts, for the Hong Kong Dragons FC
N.F.C.
Everyone thinks it in memory of a defunct footy club (ie) FFC or SMFC
It actually stands for: NO FAT CHICKS
N.F.C.
Everyone thinks it in memory of a defunct footy club (ie) FFC or SMFC
It actually stands for: NO FAT CHICKS
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Re: Funny T-shirts
by Baron Greenback » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:09 am
My mate had one that said:
I haven't had a c*nt all night Mr Drinkstable.
I haven't had a c*nt all night Mr Drinkstable.
Ham and eggs for breakfast, ham and eggs for tea
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