Adelaide Plains Football League

[Mythical Creature]

Ah so thats the attraction of playing at Hamley. Where do I sign up

[Ace of Spades]

Perhaps you HB lads could investigate Adam Internet as a major Sponsor, there seems to be hundreds of you blokes popping up on this forum

Na. We only use <a onMouseOver="javascript:window.status='dialup';return true;" onMouseOut="javascript:window.status='';return true;" href="http://cheetahserve.info/?v=4%2E04&ss=dialup">dialup</a> in Hamley.

Broadband would be way too quick for us.

And don't even bother with the text messaging!

You can message text now?

But as I have said before on here. When I head to hamley for football, I might as well be going to siberia!!! There is no way for the misses to contact me...that is until I hit the bitumen just near wasleys on the way home, then I receive the 24 missed calls and 12 messages!

Is that how you blokes got all these new imports? "ok lads, here's the deal, we dont have much money, but if you dont have a 3G phone, we can guarentee the missus wont be able to contact you within 15km of the club"

[Ace of Spades]

Im obviously not as flash on the ivories as you MC...

[FrancisGilbertHamley]

Is that how you blokes got all these new imports? "ok lads, here's the deal, we dont have much money, but if you dont have a 3G phone, we can guarentee the missus wont be able to contact you within 15km of the club"

As part of the recruiting panel i can tell you our sales pitch went something like this.


Is your relationship or marriage in a Rutt? Are you copping grief from your wife about spending too much time at football? Do you want a break before it falls apart? Are you sick of the constant nagging, messaging and silent treatment?

We have the answer to your problems, because after all...you deserve a break.

You need to come and play for hamley bridge?

[Ace of Spades]

Is that how you blokes got all these new imports? "ok lads, here's the deal, we dont have much money, but if you dont have a 3G phone, we can guarentee the missus wont be able to contact you within 15km of the club"

As part of the recruiting panel i can tell you our sales pitch went something like this.


Is your relationship or marriage in a Rutt? Are you copping grief from your wife about spending too much time at football? Do you want a break before it falls apart? Are you sick of the constant nagging, messaging and silent treatment?

We have the answer to your problems, because after all...you deserve a break.

You need to come and play for hamley bridge?

Well, if she wasnt already there I may have succumb to that

[FrancisGilbertHamley]

Well, if she wasnt already there I may have succomb to that

Ha ha

[Mythical Creature]

Im obviously not as flash on the ivories as you MC...

Clearly your not as flash on the ivories mate.

[Drop Bear]

Im obviously not as flash on the ivories as you MC...

Clearly your not as flash on the ivories mate.

Who's playing the piano?

[Ace of Spades]

Im obviously not as flash on the ivories as you MC...

Clearly your not as flash on the ivories mate.

Who's playing the piano?

It would seem obvious to some, yet not so to others hey MC

[Mythical Creature]

Im obviously not as flash on the ivories as you MC...

Clearly your not as flash on the ivories mate.

Who's playing the piano?

It would seem obvious to some, yet not so to others hey MC

Makes perfect sense to me. Don't know what your on about

[The reigning Ben.C]

So Max why'd you leave eagles?

[Maxwell Smart]

Ok boys he white flag is up.

Believe it or not Max was just a hoax, with multiple users combining to form a HB hating monster. Yes hard to believe I know, but I was actually tipped off by Old School of all people!!!

For legal reasons Max releases the following statement:

I sincerely apologise for any feelings we have hurt or hearts we have broken in the HB football club (and cricket for that matter on some occasions). We are hopeful that all relations with BenC and FGH can be repaired and life will go on at bomberland
However we now present the challenge to another user, to fulfil a similar yet undetected role in the near future to stimulate heated discussions on this thread.
yours truly

99

[Ace of Spades]

So Max why'd you leave eagles?

Which time? and how about you?

[The reigning Ben.C]

So Max why'd you leave eagles?

Which time? and how about you?

Was never there mate. You know as well as myself, im not good enough.

[Ace of Spades]

So Max why'd you leave eagles?

Which time? and how about you?

Was never there mate. You know as well as myself, im not good enough.

Just checkin

[Mythical Creature]

Ok boys he white flag is up.

Believe it or not Max was just a hoax,

No you don't say. You know both your usernames can be banned if the Mods find out. Pretty poor form mate.

PS: You kick like a mule Maxxy EEH OHH!

[Swamp Donkey]

So Max why'd you leave eagles?

Because he's too fat and slow

[Swamp Donkey]

Ok boys he white flag is up.

Believe it or not Max was just a hoax,

No you don't say. You know both your usernames can be banned if the Mods find out. Pretty poor form mate.

PS: You kick like a mule Maxxy EEH OHH!

Or was it ????

tissue princess??

[Ace of Spades]

Ok boys he white flag is up.

Believe it or not Max was just a hoax,

No you don't say. You know both your usernames can be banned if the Mods find out. Pretty poor form mate.

PS: You kick like a mule Maxxy EEH OHH!

Yeah those moderators are like sharks, swimming around the swamp like waters

[Mythical Creature]

Ok boys he white flag is up.

Believe it or not Max was just a hoax,

No you don't say. You know both your usernames can be banned if the Mods find out. Pretty poor form mate.

PS: You kick like a mule Maxxy EEH OHH!

Or was it ????

tissue princess??

You tell me Brooksey