Golden Grove Football Club - The Mighty Kookaburras

[The Big Shrek]

Piss off choccies.

[TEX07]

Agree choc, not one of his funniest! Perhaps we should go to his POOBAH therad for his comedic genius????

By the way shrek never said you were cruel to animals, just simply post some dumb things sometims

[The Big Shrek]

**** me dead, everyone can blow me. I'm bored so I post something as a joke and I get taken to the cleaners by these two comic masterminds!

[Choccies]

Piss off choccies.

Why ?? Because you come on and make a dick of yourself ? Go back to your thread about how many weights you have lifted.... that's thrilling reading for everyone.... maybe include your bowel movements on there too hey !! Oh... you already did on here...

[The Big Shrek]

Piss off choccies.

Why ?? Because you come on and make a dick of yourself ? Go back to your thread about how many weights you have lifted.... that's thrilling reading for everyone.... maybe include your bowel movements on there too hey !! Oh... you already did on here...

Didn't make a dick of myself, just proved you can't take a joke.

[Choccies]

Piss off choccies.

Why ?? Because you come on and make a dick of yourself ? Go back to your thread about how many weights you have lifted.... that's thrilling reading for everyone.... maybe include your bowel movements on there too hey !! Oh... you already did on here...

Didn't make a dick of myself, just proved you can't take a joke.

I thought the pic was funny !! But it actually proves that YOU cant take a dig back mate !!

[The Big Shrek]

Piss off choccies.

Why ?? Because you come on and make a dick of yourself ? Go back to your thread about how many weights you have lifted.... that's thrilling reading for everyone.... maybe include your bowel movements on there too hey !! Oh... you already did on here...

Didn't make a dick of myself, just proved you can't take a joke.

I thought the pic was funny !! But it actually proves that YOU cant take a dig back mate !!

Ha ha, you're right.

[Choccies]

What would CBC know anyway ?? We havent played them for years.... but if they think we'll go crap then they should worry about themselves than worry about other clubs.... first mistake...

And don't tell me to P off please mate.... that upsets me...

[TEX07]

my thoughts exactly choc! try google red tube next time mate much better way to spend 30 seconds

[The Big Shrek]

my thoughts exactly choc! try google red tube next time mate much better way to spend 30 seconds

I'm on dial up mate, red tube takes forever!

[Choccies]

my thoughts exactly choc! try google red tube next time mate much better way to spend 30 seconds

I'm on dial up mate, red tube takes forever!

Tex's missus says he's the opposite.......

[TEX07]

my thoughts exactly choc! try google red tube next time mate much better way to spend 30 seconds

I'm on dial up mate, red tube takes forever!

Tex's missus says he's the opposite.......

We are all funny tonight! Your a cock choc!

[The Big Shrek]

Can't say I blame Tex for hitting the porn hard. He wakes up to this every morning.

[Choccies]

my thoughts exactly choc! try google red tube next time mate much better way to spend 30 seconds

I'm on dial up mate, red tube takes forever!

Tex's missus says he's the opposite.......

We are all funny tonight! Your a cock choc!

That rhymes Tex !! Just like Tex and Anal Sex !!

[Jimmy_041]

Gees Shrek - even I'm feeling sorry for you - it wasn't that bad

We used to play footy with a bloke that never washed his gear.

He'd put it back in his bag after a game and bring it back out the next Saturday

I found a fresh dead possum one Saturday and snuck into his bag after he'd zipped it

Next Saturday, sure enough, he walked in and opened the bag - still there - very smelly

He didn't say a word, just got his gear out, dressed, and dropped the bag on the floor with the possum still in it.

He stank the whole game - nobody would go near him

One of the trainers retrieved it during the game and buried it.

This bloke never accused anyone or did anything, but apparently, his mum couldn't bear it anymore and washed his kit during the week

[Choccies]

Gees Shrek - even I'm feeling sorry for you - it wasn't that bad

We used to play footy with a bloke that never washed his gear.

He'd put it back in his bag after a game and bring it back out the next Saturday

I found a fresh dead possum one Saturday and snuck into his bag after he'd zipped it

Next Saturday, sure enough, he walked in and opened the bag - still there - very smelly

He didn't say a word, just got his gear out, dressed, and dropped the bag on the floor with the possum still in it.

He stank the whole game - nobody would go near him

One of the trainers retrieved it during the game and buried it.

This bloke never accused anyone or did anything, but apparently, his mum couldn't bear it anymore and washed his kit during the week

Turning soft Jimmy.... TB will do that to you !!

[TEX07]

Shrek you are a brave man, you are very lucky Mrs Tex does not have time to waste on here like us otherwise im pretty sure you would be in line for some seious pain! If i remember correctly Shrek you were pretty keen to get a piece of the buck in the photo, even before he put the dresss on. Between us he was one really ugly woman!

[Bully]

Gees Shrek - even I'm feeling sorry for you - it wasn't that bad

We used to play footy with a bloke that never washed his gear.

He'd put it back in his bag after a game and bring it back out the next Saturday

I found a fresh dead possum one Saturday and snuck into his bag after he'd zipped it

Next Saturday, sure enough, he walked in and opened the bag - still there - very smelly

He didn't say a word, just got his gear out, dressed, and dropped the bag on the floor with the possum still in it.

He stank the whole game - nobody would go near him

One of the trainers retrieved it during the game and buried it.

This bloke never accused anyone or did anything, but apparently, his mum couldn't bear it anymore and washed his kit during the week

good way to get 50 + possys if you stink out on the ground at least no one will come near you to spoil a mark or tackle you

[Port boy]

thats an awesome story jimmy, oh please tell us another

[BurraBoys]

Ive got an awesome story PB....
Was about these two guys who made a bet and the loser had to knit the other guy a sweater....But the guy who lost hasnt even started knitting it yet and keeps avoiding the other guy.....And the guy with a lack of sweater is becoming increasingly impatient but still appreciates the long and torturous process that knitting the said sweater will be for the other guy. Have you heard it before??