Stupid Things I've Done

[the big bang]

THE EVIDENCE OF MY UTTER STUPIDITY

as you can see, i'm not the smallest, or most athletic lookin lad going around.

[Jimmy_041]

Not sure whether to or



But always good for a

[Q.]

Hmmm, some stuff I'm reluctant to post on here, but I'll give one...

When I was in high school I ate two ounces of ground nutmeg to see if it would get me high. All I got was a little heavy headed and the worst cotton-mouth that lasted for two days.

[Jimmy_041]

THE EVIDENCE OF MY UTTER STUPIDITY

as you can see, i'm not the smallest, or most athletic lookin lad going around.

How many weeks did those 2 blokes spend in hospital?

[Booney]

THE EVIDENCE OF MY UTTER STUPIDITY

as you can see, i'm not the smallest, or most athletic lookin lad going around.

Umm, did you have to strip down to your jocks for any particular reason?

[Jimmy_041]

Gotta say - this is very funny

[wycbloods]

I have just returned from a work trip from sydney and one fella is sure as hell very sorry for his stupid act. A few too many sherbets were consumed and a few of the guys and girls thought it was a good idea to have a foot race in the hotel car park..................... After a few heats it was time for the final and they set off only for one guy to fall over and from my angle i thought he had face planted but after some serious laughter we thought we should check how the guy is. He said he landed on his shoulder mainly and that he was alright so we all went to the bar and carried on for a few more hours. He woke in the morning in serious pain and we put him on an early flight back to adelaide and he went to hospital to find out he had in fact broken his shoulder in 3 spots. He certainly regrets taking part in the race, especially considering he was never a chance to win.

[JK]

I have just returned from a work trip from sydney and one fella is sure as hell very sorry for his stupid act. A few too many sherbets were consumed and a few of the guys and girls thought it was a good idea to have a foot race in the hotel car park..................... After a few heats it was time for the final and they set off only for one guy to fall over and from my angle i thought he had face planted but after some serious laughter we thought we should check how the guy is. He said he landed on his shoulder mainly and that he was alright so we all went to the bar and carried on for a few more hours. He woke in the morning in serious pain and we put him on an early flight back to adelaide and he went to hospital to find out he had in fact broken his shoulder in 3 spots. He certainly regrets taking part in the race, especially considering he was never a chance to win.

Was out with two mates one night, and standing outside the Lockleys hotel waiting for me to finish on the phone, they decided to have a play fight which ended up with one of the boys landing on his ass (fairly innocuously I might add).

Anyway they dusted themselves off and one of the lads behind the bar took us up to town ... My mate Chucky was complaining of a bit of a sore wrist (that soon stopped with the calls of "Suck it up Mary", "How is your husband feeling" etc).

So we hit Jules or Rios or wherever TF it was and played 8-ball until about midday the next day before we eventually packed it in.

Get a phone call later that evening to hear Chucky's missus (a nurse) had taken him to hospital to get his severly broken wrist sorted out.

We still laugh about the fact that in 10+ hours of playing 8-ball with such an injury we weren't able to beat the bastard once, and sure enough by the time we got to the local (Findon) the next night there was Chucky already perched at the bar with a grog in his hand!!

[Footy Chick]

That reminds me of a story that a certain mate will never live down.

In the days when we were young and stupid, a group of us used to go drinking down at the local park. At the park was a slippery dip amongst other things.

Anyway, on this particular night it was raining, so a couple of the girls had umbrellas, after the boys had a gutful, a mate of mine (any North fans remember the name Andrew Savage?) decided to climb to the top of the slippery dip with my umbrella.

" Look at me, Im Mary Poppins!" He said, as he jumped off the slippery dip with the umbrella open and landed with a great thud on the ground. We paid him out and thought nothing more of it. Back then we had a midnight curfew, so he walked the 2 or 3km home from the park in the rain and with a broken leg in 2 places (not that we knew that at the time though!)

He's never lived it down and still gets called Mary Poppins to this day.

[The Big Shrek]

Some guys played a joke on the bloke who lived opposite me at college and locked him out on the third floor balcony. He decided to climb down. He made it, but just a little quicker than he expected. Only fractured an ankle amazingly.

[Jimmy_041]

A mate of mine thought he would emulate the TED ad (IIRC) and do a bomb on his missus in the spa - smashed his coccyx on the seat and was in hospital for a couple of days.

To make matters worse, his missus was a nurse and she took the opportunity to get one back.

The story went around the hospital, and lots of nurses came in had a laugh at the idiot

[Jimmy_041]

Here's one you'll all cringe at.............because you have all nearly done it - probably on the PM on this (eh Rotter )

Got a ridiculous e-mail from a fwit boss

Thought I hit Forward but hit Reply

Called my boss, inter alia, a @$%^& wanker

Got an e-mail back from him and thought WTF, and then realised what I had done.

All of the C Suite heard about it and pissed themselves coz they thought the same.

Ive moved divisions but they still bring it up every time they're here

[Choccies]

Fell asleep in the front row of a presentation by the Governor back when I worked at the Reseve Bank.... when the lights came on he was suitably unimpressed with me doing the bus nod in front of him and the entire branch....

[the big bang]

THE EVIDENCE OF MY UTTER STUPIDITY

as you can see, i'm not the smallest, or most athletic lookin lad going around.

Umm, did you have to strip down to your jocks for any particular reason?

tell me one thing that's not funnier when done in just a pair of jocks?!?!

[Footy Chick]

*bump*

Giving my 7kg cat a bath last night was a pretty stupid thing to do... ended up in a cat fight, which, being human, I lost

He smells pretty now though and I have a great big scratch on my nose (amongst other places) for my efforts

[Strawb]

*bump*

Giving my 7kg cat a bath last night was a pretty stupid thing to do... ended up in a cat fight, which, being human, I lost

He smells pretty now though and I have a great big scratch on my nose (amongst other places) for my efforts

Wanna Bath my Dog she doesn't like baths.

[Thiele]

Bump

Sitting in my car waiting for a doctors appointment on Monday with no Air-con on for 20 mins

[Pag]

Was drinking with mates as a 16-year old in a mates empty in-ground pool that had just got in. Found a couple of pairs of old boxing gloves in the shed, put them on and had ourselves a little tournament. During my first-round match, I had my opponent leaning over the side of the pool for a break, one of the other boys asked if I wanted another drink to distract me. As I turned back around, I copped the biggest (and cheapest) right hook I've ever received in my life, and am missing a part of my front tooth because of it.

[Footy Chick]

Damn, I was hoping you were going to give me a good story as to why you have stitches in your head now Pag

You sorta missed out that explanation on Facebook

[Rik E Boy]

I once took Mrs REB to a match out at Prospect Oval......on the wrong day. Not a popular lad. For the first time ever I took of my Redlegs colours but my face was a delightful shade of red. Oops! Check the fixture REB!

regards,

REB