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Postby overloaded » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:16 pm

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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby GWW » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:20 pm

Snaggletooth Tiger wrote:Who in their right mind could ever find these twats even remotely funny?

4.) Kathy Griffin



http://www.break.com/index/kathy-griffi ... ckler.html

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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby catchisthecry » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:23 pm

Judith Lucy, Lehmo,
Cosi from SAFM.
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby southee » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:29 pm

Hamish and Andy - So criminally overated!!! Unfunny. Who cares if one dates a super model....
Rove - I have no idea how this guy rates on TV....don't need a high IQ to watch him. Lame!!!
Lemo - I think he finds himself funny more than others do. B grade celb in South Australia...(Media Slut)
Wil Anderson - Man, this guy stinks. Laughs at his own jokes.....boring!!!
Peter Helliar - That "Straunie" character sucks the big one!!! Its not funny and its stupid....cant understand why people like this character???? Am I missing something?? I know some people like him and find him extremely funny....wake up people he sucks!!!
Eddie Murphy - Not smart humour with swear words every 2nd word.....gets a bit tiresome.
Arnold Swazanagger (spelt something like that!!) - At comedy, he was complete sh*t......Twins, Kindergarden Cop.....need I say more???

Some to start with anyway....... ;)
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby TroyGFC » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:36 pm

Bert Newton.
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby the big bang » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:58 pm

akmahl.

if it wasnt funny, he just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on....................
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby A Mum » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:59 pm

:lol: :lol:
I think we get the picture TBB !!
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby GWW » Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:59 pm

the_big_bang wrote:akmahl.



Saw him at the Comedy Cellars in Dacosta Arcade about 5 years ago, he was brilliant.
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Sorry Dude » Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:10 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:
Drop Bear wrote:Wil Anderson.


Agreed. And Martin Lawrence.

martin lawrence was good when he was on def jam comedy. i think they were made through the 80's
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby ubeauty » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:50 pm

overloaded wrote:Judith Lucy


agreed and Kathy Lette.......attrocious
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Columbo » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:52 pm

Choccies wrote:I'd have to say Vince Sorrenti is very UN-funny.....


I'd have to agree.
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:59 pm

Rove - I know its been said before but I would rather go to the dentist than watch that twat
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby southee » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:43 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:Rove - I know its been said before but I would rather go to the dentist than watch that twat


I have no idea how he rates....people say they can't stand him but I really think they do watch. It's just awful :oops:
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby zipzap » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:49 pm

southee wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Rove - I know its been said before but I would rather go to the dentist than watch that twat


I have no idea how he rates....people say they can't stand him but I really think they do watch. It's just awful :oops:


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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Snaggletooth Tiger » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:13 pm

southee wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Rove - I know its been said before but I would rather go to the dentist than watch that twat


I have no idea how he rates....people say they can't stand him but I really think they do watch. It's just awful :oops:


Kinda makes ya think the Logies are rigged eh!
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby JAS » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:22 pm

Roy "Chubby" Brown...could not be less funny.

Swearing every other word and putting the 'c' word on the end of every sentance is not comedy.

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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby southee » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:06 pm

Snaggletooth Tiger wrote:
southee wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:Rove - I know its been said before but I would rather go to the dentist than watch that twat


I have no idea how he rates....people say they can't stand him but I really think they do watch. It's just awful :oops:


Kinda makes ya think the Logies are rigged eh!


Who buys the TV week anymore and sends their coupon in??? Im sure it's rigged...... :?
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:13 am

southee wrote:
Who buys the TV week anymore and sends their coupon in??? Im sure it's rigged...... :?


Always has been!

Going back to the days the networks would buy up all the copies.

And get the girls in the office to fill in the coupons...
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Ingall » Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:44 am

Judith Lucy - just whinges and moans about everything.
Crooked as a hooker.
Now suck my thumb.
Anybody wanna come get some?
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Magpiespower » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:49 am

One of the great stand-up deaths is Craig McLachlan on The Footy Show...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJXft7VdGJI
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