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Postby Snaggletooth Tiger » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:12 am

Who in their right mind could ever find these twats even remotely funny?
1.) Pauly Shore
2.) Carrot Top
3.) Gallagher
4.) Kathy Griffin
5.) Bob Saget
That mob immediately spring to mind... can ya add to the list?
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Postby BAZZA13 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:41 am

Denis Leary...

Enough Said...
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Postby Choccies » Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:08 am

I'd have to say Vince Sorrenti is very UN-funny.....
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Postby Pseudo » Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:13 am

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Postby The Ash Man » Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:22 am

ROVE
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Postby Booney » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:05 am

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Postby hearts on fire » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:09 am

All the comedians on The Wedge.
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Postby Drop Bear » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:13 am

Wil Anderson.
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Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:17 am

Drop Bear wrote:Wil Anderson.


Agreed. And Martin Lawrence.
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Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:18 am

I also don't know what the big deal is about Bill Hicks.
Very overrated. He bores me.
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Postby gadj1976 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:27 am

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Postby godoubleblues » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:49 am

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Postby Interceptor » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:09 pm

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most female 'comedians' (especially Judith Lucy)
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby zipzap » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:38 pm

Lenny Henry - so unfunny it hurts.

The one that was fat but is now slim - Julia Morris? - and anyone who has to resort to pulling a stupid face to get a laugh. Are you listening Kim Hope?? Jim Carrey?

George Kantraisealarfoutofus from the RAA ads - beyond hopeless

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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Leaping Lindner » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:47 pm

Some Aussie ones

Rodney Rude
Kevin "Bloody" Wilson
(these two to me are like the boring drunk that every party seems to have that doesn't shut up and that you spend all night trying to avoid. And people PAY to see them?????)
Peter Helliar - To the day I die I will never understand how he has managed a career as a "comedian"
Corrine Grant - See above change he for she.
Wil Anderson - Started off lame and got lamer if that was possible
Vince Sorrenti - I saw him in 97 or 98 and he was doing material about the first Gulf War. :?
Mick Molloy - What? How? Why? It does not compute!!!!!
Richard Stubbs - "You ever noticed right......what's that about? " :roll:
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby am Bays » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:12 am

I'd say Will Ferrell but then I remember that he is just a B Grade actor who has his lines written for him so he doesn't even qualify as a comedian.
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Postby Jimmy_041 » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:56 am

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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Magpiespower » Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:11 am

Pretty much every 'funny man' on Australian TV.

But I think one person (?) deserves a special mention...

Rebel Wilson
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Re: Worst Commedians ('bout as funny as a fart in an elevator)

Postby Mic » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:13 pm

I saw a David Spade live show in Vegas, who was very very unfunny. At the 5-minute mark he repeated the exact same joke that his warm-up guy told (which wasn't even remotely funny the 1st time), the crowd was dead after that. Big waste of money.
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Postby Pag » Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:13 pm

Apart from the small guy's head, I don't find Tripod funny at all.
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