Things that give you the sh1ts

[Wedgie]

And on the other hand DICKHEAD drivers sitting behind you in the RIGHT hand lane, right up your arse, gesturing like a spastic, unaware that the driver in front i.e me, is about to turn right. That's why I'm in the right hand lane MORON.

My gripe is the Expressway (and similar roads, not 60 zones), ironically I see people sitting in the right hand lane for the length of my drive and THEN they move to the left when the Marion Rd turnoff approaches, ie they don't want to turn right and keep right. Even then if people do want to take the turnoff they don't have to get in the right hand land at all as the middle lane also turns down Marion Rd.
I usually pass umpteen amount of cars sitting in the left hand lane doing less than the speed limit.
Similarly on South Rd going down the hill.
Im sure most people got taught right and left was the other way around when they were kids, its the only explaination, either that or they're complete morons.
While Im at it, people who hit West Terrace and feel the need to jump across 6 lanes despite not needing to turn right for 5 intersections.
Ditto when people pull into the right hand lane to turn right further down the road cutting off traffic when they could quite easily sit in the left hand lane until that traffic goes past not having to slow down at all and then get in the right hand lane.
Completely incompetent drivers. Probably covers 90% of the drivers on the road though.
While Im on a roll, people that park next to my car when there's 20,000 closer parks to the entrance, yes I know I have a nice car but your heap of crap wont get any better being next to mine, **** OFF I park away from idiots like you for a reason!!

[Jimmy_041]

And on the other hand DICKHEAD drivers sitting behind you in the RIGHT hand lane, right up your arse, gesturing like a spastic, unaware that the driver in front i.e me, is about to turn right. That's why I'm in the right hand lane MORON.

Yes - the alternate argument, BUT (and not saying this applies to you) having to turn right in 4 kms doesn't give you a leave pass.

Fat woman in Korean cars on the Southern Expressway......................................

[Lightning McQueen]

And on the other hand DICKHEAD drivers sitting behind you in the RIGHT hand lane, right up your arse, gesturing like a spastic, unaware that the driver in front i.e me, is about to turn right. That's why I'm in the right hand lane MORON.

My gripe is the Expressway (and similar roads, not 60 zones), ironically I see people sitting in the right hand lane for the length of my drive and THEN they move to the left when the Marion Rd turnoff approaches, ie they don't want to turn right and keep right. Even then if people do want to take the turnoff they don't have to get in the right hand land at all as the middle lane also turns down Marion Rd.
I usually pass umpteen amount of cars sitting in the left hand lane doing less than the speed limit.
Similarly on South Rd going down the hill.
Im sure most people got taught right and left was the other way around when they were kids, its the only explaination, either that or they're complete morons.
While Im at it, people who hit West Terrace and feel the need to jump across 6 lanes despite not needing to turn right for 5 intersections.
Ditto when people pull into the right hand lane to turn right further down the road cutting off traffic when they could quite easily sit in the left hand lane until that traffic goes past not having to slow down at all and then get in the right hand lane.
Completely incompetent drivers. Probably covers 90% of the drivers on the road though.

Do you think it would take some rocket science to work it out Wedgie.

[Wedgie]

I leave for work before 7, despite being an office worker I drive like a manual labourer, ie I have an idea how to drive.
Its getting more and more painful recently as office workers are leaving to go to work earlier and earlier.

And WTF is with the amount of people on their mobile phones when they drive? I could easily count at least 2 dozen a day in full sight. Are these same people that dont read the road rules the same who don't know how to read the Keep Left Unless Overtaking Sign? Probabaly. They obviously aren't rocket scientists.

[Dirko]

And on the other hand DICKHEAD drivers sitting behind you in the RIGHT hand lane, right up your arse, gesturing like a spastic, unaware that the driver in front i.e me, is about to turn right. That's why I'm in the right hand lane MORON.

Yes - the alternate argument, BUT (and not saying this applies to you) having to turn right in 4 kms doesn't give you a leave pass.

For me it's when I turn left off Sir Don Bradman Dve onto Tapleys, then need to turn right down West Beach Rd. About a k, and I usually wait until I just go past Ingerson St before getting into the LH lane.

Also that shits me too. The turn left of Sir Don onto Tapleys. There are usually cars backed up in the slip lane. The first car gets stuck as every car behind them swing out as soon as it's clear. HEY IDIOT ! It's a solid white line ! Can't cross a solid white line. Let the car in front go, and all will roll along smoothly. If there are cars queued I deliberately slow down enough to stop impatient dickheads from crossing the white line and let the cars in front of me try to get out.....

[Choccies]

You should see the rocket surgeons on Railway Terrace near the Ice Arena where 3 lanes merge into 1........

[Lightning McQueen]

Travelling south on main north road at the Golden Way, Saints Rd set of lights, it's like a rocket scientist convention 100m up when 3 lanes merge to 2, I've seen some pearler close calls there, it's worth pulling up a deck chair and an esky for the day for some entertainment.

[Jimmy_041]

You should see the rocket surgeons on Railway Terrace near the Ice Arena where 3 lanes merge into 1........

WTF's a rocket surgeon? A rocket scientist under the knife or a brain surgeon with a rocket up his clacker?

[Booney]

You should see the rocket surgeons on Railway Terrace near the Ice Arena where 3 lanes merge into 1........

WTF's a rocket surgeon? A rocket scientist under the knife or a brain surgeon with a rocket up his clacker?

[Choccies]

A Rocket Surgeon is anyone not supporting Collingwood Jimmy....

[Jimmy_041]

A Rocket Surgeon is anyone not supporting Collingwood Jimmy....

That makes as much sense as the original comment - What's the problem Choccies? Twartzenegger turn off the only fan down there in your modern building?

[Choccies]

A Rocket Surgeon is anyone not supporting Collingwood Jimmy....

That makes as much sense as the original comment - What's the problem Choccies? Twartzenegger turn off the only fan down there in your modern building?

the fan is going Jimmy.... it's just my turn to pedal it thats all !!

[Jimmy_041]

Tea lady been around this arvo yet?

[Choccies]

Tea lady been around this arvo yet?

Kidding aren't ya ?? This place is resembling a bomb zone as they slowly demolish it so the chuck truck lady has refused to come the last few weeks !!! Gotta make my own cup of tea now.....

[brod]

Doctors asking you five times if you have any signs of depression..no but I still feel like shiut

[Lightning McQueen]

Waiting Rooms, it's pretty obvious what you're going to be doing in there.

[The Ash Man]

Waiting Rooms, it's pretty obvious what you're going to be doing in there.

GREAT Seinfeld episode!!

[leftlegger]

arseholes

[leftlegger]

arseholes

i should clarify...
arseholes that make me do my job 3 times.
1st time - my way
2nd time - they think they know better, so i do it their way.
3rd time - my way again, because it all turned to shit their way.

[Jimmy_041]