Funny Emails !!

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Postby Choccies » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:01 pm

A mother is driving along behind a garbage truck when all of a sudden a dildo came flying off the truck and smacks straight into the front windscreen… To the mothers embarrassment she tells her 7 year old son that it was an insect hitting the windscreen. To which he replies “f*ck me.. that insect sure had the biggest c*ck I’ve ever seen”.
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Funny Emails !!

Postby A Mum » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:59 am

This email was titled
Seconds to live

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Postby longtimewaiting_2 » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:11 am

how to tell a greek from a muslim
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Postby mickey » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:43 pm

Always check the homework ;)
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Re: Funny Emails !!

Postby JAS » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:09 pm

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Some days we just get stuck and bogged down. Some days all you can do is just smile and wait for someone to kindly remove you from the hole you're in.

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Re: Funny Emails !!

Postby A Mum » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:59 am

Today in Adelaide

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Postby A Mum » Fri May 01, 2009 1:29 pm

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Postby A Mum » Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:56 pm

Can't find that book you were looking for?? :lol:

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