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It's so hot that....

Postby Punk Rooster » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:06 pm

trees are whistling for dogs
I turned the oven on to cool the kitchen down
Farmers Union are only making powdered Iced Coffee
the Sun has put in a claim for over-time

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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Dirko » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:08 pm

my hard on melted......
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby hearts on fire » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:08 pm

you could fry an egg on the pavement. :roll: ;)
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Thiele » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:54 pm

When walk outside it feels like you walk into the oven
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Punk Rooster » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:59 pm

SJABC wrote:my hard on melted......

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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Choccies » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:13 pm

It's so friggin hot I'm sweaty gravy....
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby bayman » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:25 pm

hearts on fire wrote:you could fry an egg on the pavement. :roll: ;)



hof, they actually tried it on tonights ch 10 news...it didn't fry ;)
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby hearts on fire » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:28 pm

bayman wrote:
hearts on fire wrote:you could fry an egg on the pavement. :roll: ;)



hof, they actually tried it on tonights ch 10 news...it didn't fry ;)

yes i saw that :lol: that guy looked like a knob :lol:
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Punk Rooster » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:29 pm

bayman wrote:
hearts on fire wrote:you could fry an egg on the pavement. :roll: ;)



hof, they actually tried it on tonights ch 10 news...it didn't fry ;)

could probably fry it on those metal round man-hole covers
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby smithy » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:31 pm

I'm as dry as a vultures crotch
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby westozfalcon » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:18 pm

- Chooks are laying hard-boiled eggs

- You eat jalapenos to cool your mouth down

- The best parking spot is determined by shade, not distance
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby mickey » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:03 pm

People are fighting to sleep in the wet spot
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby A Mum » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:30 am

Have to add a 'mum' one :)

The washing dries between the washing machine and the washing basket :D
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Q. » Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:37 am

My windscreen cracked. Not kidding either.
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:52 am

- the cows are giving up powdered milk

- the cat just came in and asked to get in the freezer

- I put a bowl of water out for the birds and one came in and asked for a tea bag
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Q. » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:02 am

I'm moving to Chinguetti :shock:

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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby A Mum » Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:10 am

It's so hot that....

It's 45 degrees in Victor Harbor !! :o

(That is unheard of)
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Big Phil » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:26 am

I hate being a rep, getting in and out of a hot car...
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby Q. » Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:37 am

Aww, c'mon, who deleted my stinkpalm post? Haven't you ever seen Mallrats :roll:
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Re: It's so hot that....

Postby SABRE » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:25 pm

.....Fred Nile thinks he's gone to hell ! :ymdevil:
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