Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:25 am

The Ash Man wrote:
LBT wrote:Sauvignon Blanc, particularly those from New Zealand. FFS women, if you are gonna drink 10 bottles of wine a week, surely you could buy a couple of different varietals or, heaven forbid an Adelaide hills Sauv Blanc :twisted:


Agree!
My mrs has been drinking Giesen non stop since before xmas @ $20-$30/bottle from the bottlo FFS.
Costing me a fortune!
Im gonna get some CARDBOARDannay and put it in a Giesen bottle and see if she notices!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brock Landers » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:38 am

Booney wrote:The new Crown lager add, " Start something special "


WTF!


I hate that bloody ad. What drugs were the advertising company's employees on when they thought of it?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wycbloods » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:18 am

Hickinbotham. :evil: :evil:
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Agree with AF on this one!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby another grub » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:32 pm

when mrs grub cleans the bbq and doesnt leave the grissle and oil mix for me to eat!!!!!
BL are $1-00-2 :shock: thats not even $1-01
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:39 pm

My phone's predictive text typing YOV instead of YOU. Predictive text this yov piece of sh*t Image
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:07 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:56 pm

20 something gen y nuffies out the back of the Adelaide Oval members drinking PIMMs trying to act sophisticated whilst full of their own self-importance.

No just because my 5 yo has got out of his chair and walked 3 m to his Mum you can't take his chair....

F*** me their are blokes in the South Parklands that might want to see you underwear young man but I certainly don't....
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Tue Jan 27, 2009 4:49 pm

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:20 something gen y nuffies out the back of the Adelaide Oval members drinking PIMMs trying to act sophisticated whilst full of their own self-importance.

No just because my 5 yo has got out of his chair and walked 3 m to his Mum you can't take his chair....

F*** me their are blokes in the South Parklands that might want to see you underwear young man but I certainly don't....


Prob the same ones I went nuts at.
Were they all wearing the sams Ralph Lauren shirt in pastel colours?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:09 pm

Pimms! That was big with the girls back in the late 1950s...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LBT » Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:04 pm

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:20 something gen y nuffies out the back of the Adelaide Oval members drinking PIMMs trying to act sophisticated whilst full of their own self-importance.
F*** me their are blokes in the South Parklands that might want to see you underwear young man but I certainly don't....

2 very good points, and things that also give me the shits.
70% of pimms sales in SA are now at the cricket where an upturned collar and daddy's membership are more important than watching the game.
And guys, wow, you wear bonds jocks, terriffic, but ffs no-one wants to see them, its called under-wear for a reason! Pull your pants up, you look like a tool!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:33 pm

C'mon lads, don't be getting your knickers in a twist over it!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:43 pm

LBT wrote:And guys, wow, you wear bonds jocks, terriffic, but ffs no-one wants to see them, its called under-wear for a reason! Pull your pants up, you look like a tool!


Why do I suspect that if that said 'girls' and 'knickers' it would be in the 'Things you rate' thread instead with photo's :roll: ;) :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:23 pm

JAS wrote:Why do I suspect that if that said 'girls' and 'knickers' it would be in the 'Things you rate' thread instead with photo's :roll: ;) :lol:

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Actually JAS the sight of girls knickers protruding above their hipsters jeans doesn't "rate" as a good look IMO, especially if said girls are salad dodgers...
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:25 pm

Yet these same "yuppies" bring in the eye candy out the back of the members, cant believe anyone can knock the members on a cricket day! :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:28 pm

40 degress celsius.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:40 pm

1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:20 something gen y nuffies out the back of the Adelaide Oval members drinking PIMMs trying to act sophisticated whilst full of their own self-importance.

No just because my 5 yo has got out of his chair and walked 3 m to his Mum you can't take his chair....

F*** me their are blokes in the South Parklands that might want to see you underwear young man but I certainly don't....

I know of one group who were doing a 'bar crawl' at the cricket yesterday, which involved a trip to the Pimms tent. They proceeded to skull very quickly and move on to the next bar for fear of being seen with a Pimms.

Funny how the Ralph Lauren shirts have very big logos on them nowadays as well, just an extra bit of self-importance for the twats.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Big Shrek » Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:55 pm

smac wrote:
1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:20 something gen y nuffies out the back of the Adelaide Oval members drinking PIMMs trying to act sophisticated whilst full of their own self-importance.

No just because my 5 yo has got out of his chair and walked 3 m to his Mum you can't take his chair....

F*** me their are blokes in the South Parklands that might want to see you underwear young man but I certainly don't....

I know of one group who were doing a 'bar crawl' at the cricket yesterday, which involved a trip to the Pimms tent. They proceeded to skull very quickly and move on to the next bar for fear of being seen with a Pimms.

Funny how the Ralph Lauren shirts have very big logos on them nowadays as well, just an extra bit of self-importance for the twats.


Ha ha, seems like they didn't get enough of uniforms at school.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:38 am

LBT wrote:
1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:20 something gen y nuffies out the back of the Adelaide Oval members drinking PIMMs trying to act sophisticated whilst full of their own self-importance.
F*** me their are blokes in the South Parklands that might want to see you underwear young man but I certainly don't....

2 very good points, and things that also give me the shits.
70% of pimms sales in SA are now at the cricket where an upturned collar and daddy's membership are more important than watching the game.
And guys, wow, you wear bonds jocks, terriffic, but ffs no-one wants to see them, its called under-wear for a reason! Pull your pants up, you look like a tool!


The group of about 15-20 that I had a go at were in the big white air-con tent out the back
A few of them decided that they were more important than everyone else and that the air con vents should be pointed at them
I got a small round of applause when I got up and told them to **** off and leave it alone as the world doesnt revolve around them out there
They were listening to their i-pods ffs!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:47 am

The Australian media calling her "Our Jelena Dokic".


FFS,you carved her up for two years while she was over weight and no good.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:52 am

Databases that have a mind of their own.
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