Riverland Football Chatter

[silicone skyline]

Haven't you ever heard of Rod and HJ?

[Dogwatcher]

This is HG Nelson and some fat bloke.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1 ... =542633778

HG is a doyen of sports, a king of radio, a champion of the underdog and the witty monologue.
He is a comedic genius.

You may remember him from such radio programs as This Sporting Life. Or you may even remember him from such television programs as The Dream.

No idea who this HJ Nelson is you speak of though.

[Baron Greenback]

Good to see you finally changed it.
It's been bothering me for weeks!!

[Dogwatcher]

Changed what?

[Baron Greenback]

Very sly DW...

[Dogwatcher]

No proof mate.
All in your imagination.
You read it wrong.
HJ? You had something else on your mind.

[silicone skyline]

Tall jan is malicious

[Baron Greenback]

Mmmmm HJ.

[Baron Greenback]

Tall jan is malicious

Speaking of funny ads, how good's that one of the bloke whose wife keeps complaining about the shower being cold.
Then in the follow up ad she asks him to join her and he lets rip with a "sh*t yeah!"
Gold!

[silicone skyline]

I reckon he deliberately roots with the shower to make her come and get him to fix it, then he fixes it, gets a load off. Repeat cycle.

[Baron Greenback]

I reckon you're on to something there.
What a champ.
I don't know if I could put up with the whining without smacking her one.

[Dogwatcher]

I keep waiting for him to say "if you'd give me a blow job more than once a year, these sort of things wouldn't happen".

[silicone skyline]

He should reply with "Maybe if you got off your fat arse and fixed the ******* thing instead of watching Days of Our Lives while I'm at work you could have hot ******* water all ******* day you stupid bitch."

[Baron Greenback]

And then bonked her.
It's a win-win situation!

[Baron Greenback]

I keep waiting for him to say "if you'd give me a blow job more than once a year, these sort of things wouldn't happen".

Brilliant.

[silicone skyline]

I heard that guy is actually playing for Renmark this year.

He'll be installing the showers there too ...

[Dogwatcher]

Dillo will be back at Renmark for the fourth time if that's the case.

[Baron Greenback]

No, no we'll have none of that.

[the reflex]

has kevin bloody wilson taken over as moderator here

[200 Killer Wasps]

Thats Kevin B****y Wilson, thank you.