Things that give you the sh1ts

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Postby MightyEagles » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:03 am

People who complain about the RAA ads. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:26 am

TroyGFC wrote:Those "who can you trust" RAA adds with that dh wanna be comedian!!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr66 » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:12 pm

Melbourne's tram drivers.
1 hour ago I was waiting at the corner of King & Collins Sts in the CBD for 10.39 PM tram
headed for Port Melbourne.
Seeing as I had just walked from Hisense Arena, after watching the Dragons beat Townsville, I thought I'd sit down on the seat which was on the kerb.
Lo and Behold @ 10.36, three minutes early, a tram goes straight through this stop, leaving me having to walk down to Bay St.
Merry X-mas you lazy stupid filth.
I hope Santa brings every tram driver a nice dose of cancer for Chrissy.
They are scum of the earth. :evil: :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sheik Yerbouti » Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:44 am

Is'nt there a little moniter on the pole that tells you how late/early your trams travelling?
Melbourne trams in the daytime are sensach, one every 3 minutes, takes you to almost anywhere of interest.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr66 » Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:03 pm

Sheik Yerbouti wrote:Is'nt there a little moniter on the pole that tells you how late/early your trams travelling?
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Unfortunately , not at this stop.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:26 pm

Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby hearts on fire » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:28 pm

Thiele wrote:Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey

are you feeding an army? :shock: :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:31 pm

hearts on fire wrote:
Thiele wrote:Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey

are you feeding an army? :shock: :shock:

Yes 450 at work tomorrow for the work break up :evil: :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby hearts on fire » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:35 pm

Thiele wrote:
hearts on fire wrote:
Thiele wrote:Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey

are you feeding an army? :shock: :shock:

Yes 450 at work tomorrow for the work break up :evil: :evil:

jeeze, how did you become the unlucky bloke that gets stuck with all that work :shock:

what did you do wrong?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:36 pm

hearts on fire wrote:
Thiele wrote:
hearts on fire wrote:
Thiele wrote:Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey

are you feeding an army? :shock: :shock:

Yes 450 at work tomorrow for the work break up :evil: :evil:

jeeze, how did you become the unlucky bloke that gets stuck with all that work :shock:

what did you do wrong?

nothing its my job
we all help out
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby hearts on fire » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:36 pm

okay fair enough Thiele, make sure you rest up and enjoy your Christmas too. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:21 pm

Thiele wrote:Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey



Are you Gomer Pyle ???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby hearts on fire » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:28 pm

People who keep reseting the history, cookies, etc...... so then i have to keep signing into safooty! (i usually keep my account auto-logged in)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:31 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Thiele wrote:Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey



Are you Gomer Pyle ???

NO
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:37 pm

Thiele wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Thiele wrote:Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey



Are you Gomer Pyle ???

NO


He was always on KP peeling potatoes......or maybe it was Sad Sack

and 100L of Gravy reminds me of that cartoon - The Gambler with the fantastic line "This TIME, we didn't forget the gravy!!!!!"

Anyway - Hope you have a great day tomorrow and Christmas Thiele
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:38 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Thiele wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Thiele wrote:Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey



Are you Gomer Pyle ???

NO


He was always on KP peeling potatoes......or maybe it was Sad Sack

and 100L of Gravy reminds me of that cartoon - The Gambler with the fantastic line "This TIME, we didn't forget the gravy!!!!!"

Anyway - Hope you have a great day tomorrow and Christmas Thiele


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:39 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Thiele wrote:Cutting up 1500 potatoes

making about 100L of Gravey



Are you Gomer Pyle ???


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:53 pm

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL-LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sarge! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:39 pm

Visiting a rellie in hospital with the missus and kids. Walked into the lift following some fat bloke in an ETSA shirt. He immediately stood in front of the buttons, so I said to him something like "number 5 thanks mate" as he reached to punch his own floor. The sod didn't even acknowlege my presence, just stood in front of the buttons staring straight ahead. Refused to look at me as I reached past him, trying to make eye contact as I stabbed the fifth floor button.

I hope Santa brings you a lump of coal, you miserable old w@nker....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:06 am

Pseudo wrote:Visiting a rellie in hospital with the missus and kids. Walked into the lift following some fat bloke in an ETSA shirt. He immediately stood in front of the buttons, so I said to him something like "number 5 thanks mate" as he reached to punch his own floor. The sod didn't even acknowlege my presence, just stood in front of the buttons staring straight ahead. Refused to look at me as I reached past him, trying to make eye contact as I stabbed the fifth floor button.

I hope Santa brings you a lump of coal, you miserable old w@nker....


ETSA probably gave him the shirt to say thanks for all the power he's bought to keep his electric fryer going 24/7
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