Things that give you the sh1ts

[The Yetti]

Carlene Maywald talking about water
Starting off with Giga litres , then going to Mega litres and the talking about kilolitres

Buying 30 gigalitres and then saying she paid between $250 and $1200 per mega litre

She did not mention Olympic Pools or Sydney Harbours or even 44 gallon drums

So how much water are we talking about

Lets just say a thousand or 10million ltres so we don't have to think and move commas and decimal points all over the place

[The Ash Man]

Karlene Maywald fullstop

[Pseudo]

Carlene Maywald talking about water

Karlene Maywald, full stop.

[Pseudo]

Karlene Maywald fullstop

SNAP!

[Jimmy_041]

Not as bad as Gail Gago - she is an absolute shocker

[Rik E Boy]

FOUR HOUR PRIMARY SCHOOL CHRISTMAS CONCERTS WITH NO FOOD PUT ON. I feel like I'm hungover! What an ordeal! (And yes I know it is for the kiddies, that's why I was there SOB).

regards,

Grumpy Old Fart.

[Booney]

If we start to call you GOF does that mean you will be in for an inglorious exit from the site?

[rogernumber10]

Government ads late at night on tv that lecture me, and want to do so by shocking me to the point where I want to throw up - work safety with guys firing nails into their eyes, drink driver ads with horrible crashes, alcohol ads with people punching on etc etc etc

Is there any point I won't be assaulted by these commercials when watching tv

[Dirko]

amen ! They give me the shits too...

Waste of tax payer money

[heater31]

Putting your mobile phone through the wash.


Sadly I think the phone is now dearly departed

[Thiele]

Putting your mobile phone through the wash.


Sadly I think the phone is now dearly departed

know how feel have done it a couple of times

[magpie in the 80's]

Putting your mobile phone through the wash.


Sadly I think the phone is now dearly departed

know how feel have done it a couple of times

not in the wash but was just about to call my mum and it slipped out of my hand and fell into my cup of tea. didn't even hit the rim of the cup. as in basketball terms "slam dunk - nothing but net"

[smac]

The insurance company buys me a new phone every year or so when I do the same. Have also left it on the roof of the car and driven off and have also dropped it off the whispering wall once!

[heater31]

at least I'm not the only idiot about the place. First time ever I this has happened to me. Fortunately the contract only had a few days to run and the sim card is fine so I walked into the shop 5pm this arvo and by closing time I walked out with a new Motorola V9. If the old one comes good then I will have a spare to thrash about

[Rik E Boy]

Putting your mobile phone through the wash.

That has a familiar ring to it.

regards,

REB

[mighty_tiger_79]

the golf commentator on channel 10

[Jimmy_041]

the golf commentator on channel 10

Golf on TV - put on a good Sinbad or war movie like the old days

[hearts on fire]

People who sook about being fat, but then keep eating and eating....... WTF! don't cry that your fat then! It's your own fault!!!!!!!

[The Big Shrek]

People who sook about being fat, but then keep eating and eating....... WTF! don't cry that your fat then! It's your own fault!!!!!!!

Oh no! I agree with you mate, but have learnt not to say it. Once you call a chick fat you will not have sex for 6 months.

[JK]

People who sook about being fat, but then keep eating and eating....... WTF! don't cry that your fat then! It's your own fault!!!!!!!

Oh no! I agree with you mate, but have learnt not to say it. Once you call a chick fat you will not have sex for 6 months.

Well not with that chick, anyway