Classic ad quotes

[Brock Landers]

Valvoline, you know what I mean.

[The Ash Man]

Valvoline, you know what I mean.

Nice one Punter

[Footy Chick]

WHEEEEEEEEEEERE D'YA GEDDIT?

[Pidge]

Crocodile came up and ripped me guts out... my head went that way and my legs went that way.......

hahaha, I wonder what that kid is doing now - but that's definitely one of my fave's....

I think another quote from a person from the public is one where an older lady is interviewed about getting stains removed by Sard wonder soap. She says "....trying to get rid of all the blood n' guts n' grease from the rod". My family and I still say it in passing.

The Crocodile add for Mutual Community is actually my message tone at the moment.

[The Ash Man]

I feel like Chicken tonight!
Everyone has sung that one!
Even the simpsons!

[Footy Chick]

Well done Ash, 1000 posts... raise your bat son!

[Pseudo]

I know it's not quite on the topic, but the lady in the 'Brand Power' ads is not too shabby....

Indeed. I have a fantasy involving her and a bottle of Yakult...

[Choccies]

I know it's not quite on the topic, but the lady in the 'Brand Power' ads is not too shabby....

Indeed. I have a fantasy involving her and a bottle of Yakult...

My fantasy is - me, her and a tub of healthy low-fat yoghurt....

[The Yetti]

Darn Flat Tyre
Darn a really dirty shirt
Never mind, NEW SURF WILL GET IT CLEAN



Guess who's mumhas got a whirlpool


From the sixties or early seventies

[leftlegger]

Goood onya mum!
tip tops the one!
good onya mum

[THE MOLE]

Fine, now but earlier, blocked sinuses
Im laughing about it now!
Cant even remember what product it was for!

[Psyber]

I obviously watch Channel 2 to much...
"Not happy Jan!" is the one I tend to remember and occasionally use.

[A Mum]

Soldier on with Codral, soldier on.
With Codral you can soldier on !!


Crickey, so many of them.
Are we repeating ourselves yet ??

[Brock Landers]

Fine, now but earlier, blocked sinuses
Im laughing about it now!
Cant even remember what product it was for!

Sudafed??

So London here we come, ay?

[Brock Landers]

"Shoutaroundofbeers, Iwanna"

"No he's Pakistani, it's Iwanna Shoutaroundofbeers"

"Don't mind if you do"

Eagle Blue, don't mind if I do! (what a horrible beer )

[Booney]

Which'a'count? DIS'A'COUNT

Uh oh Razza mattaz

J...J....Jazzy Judells..

I feel like a Tooheys,I feel like a Tooheys,I feel like a Tooheys or two..

For a hard earned thirst.

[Baron Greenback]

UTILITY!!!
WELCOME BACK THROAT!!

[Pseudo]

What does it take to make a grown man cry?

You could kick him where it hurts (thump) "Ow, muh knee"

You could tell him his best mate has just run off with his girlfriend "Seeya Trev, no hard feelings" (shrugs)

Or you could spill his favourite Farmer's Union Iced Coffee....

[JK]

For the hottest of hot hot water you've ever seen, Rheem comes* on steady hot or strong (when your old heaters given up the gong), install a Rheem install a Rheem install a RHEEM!!

If you've got space all over the place, Uzit Uzit Uzit!!

Macca's commercial where the kid in the back of the car is pulling faces at a bloke driving behind them, until said bloke pulls out a box of Macca's fries and pulls a face back.

[Booney]

Macca's commercial where the kid in the back of the car is pulling faces at a bloke driving behind them, until said bloke pulls out a box of Macca's fries and pulls a face back.

Quotes mate,quotes....