Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:31 pm

The Ash Man wrote:
SJABC wrote:Calling the Telstra help line, recorded message after recorded message, after about the 10th one I get "Thanks for calling Telstra...Unfortunately we have a blackout, could you call back in an hour".

Steam pouring out of ears, I've unleashed a "f*** off you mob of f****** useless ****", only to hear "Sorry what was that, how rude"

:oops: Someone actually said that and it wasn't a message...ha ha !

So recorded messages give me the shits....


Haha that is fantastic!!! :lol: :lol:


I work at Telstra at the call centre and people ringing me and spraying me with profanities give me the sh1ts.... ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby GWW » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:44 pm

Another whinge about BP "On the Run", 3 workers hanging around, one serving only, the other checkout with a CLOSED sign on it. Why don't they just turn themselves into a coffee shop and be done with it!!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:47 pm

Being at work late after starting early and eating lunch at my desk.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:14 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wycbloods » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:50 pm

the redbacks throwing away a good start by losing 7/23 :oops: :roll:
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jnr.

CoverKing said what?

Agree with AF on this one!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:11 pm

When people set up Christmas lights on thier house and they are the only ones in the street.

What,you think you're better than the rest of us?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:14 pm

Booney wrote:When people set up Christmas lights on thier house and they are the only ones in the street.

What,you think you're better than the rest of us?

Baa humbug

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:41 pm

Headaches that you have trouble getting rid off.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:54 pm

Booney wrote:When people set up Christmas lights on thier house and they are the only ones in the street.

What,you think you're better than the rest of us?

Baa humbug


LOL nice Seinfeld moment mate ... It's go time!! :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:59 pm

JAS wrote:A bloody parent who can't be bothered to tell you that a relative has died until nearly six months after the event. Resulting in other relatives thinking that I don't give a damn because I didn't make an effort to attend the funeral or even send flowers/condolences etc. Second time in 2 years the old bastard has done that to me :evil:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:06 pm

Tax payers paying for one of the those mongrals that bashed the Flamingo to go on a holiday to see his mother in NSW
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:10 pm

MightyEagles wrote:Headaches that you have trouble getting rid off.


I second that... :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:17 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:
Booney wrote:When people set up Christmas lights on thier house and they are the only ones in the street.

What,you think you're better than the rest of us?

Baa humbug


LOL nice Seinfeld moment mate ... It's go time!! :D

LMAO comic gold
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=pcFSOnumgZA

Im taking it up notch! :lol:

All aboard the pain train! =)) =)) =))
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:34 am

MR T doing an ad for some flava-wave modern cooking utensil

his 'excitement' level is justifiably poor acting
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:22 am

Hangovers on a Friday :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wycbloods » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:26 am

The Ash Man wrote:Hangovers on a Friday :?


Hangovers anyday :( .
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jnr.

CoverKing said what?

Agree with AF on this one!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:30 am

wycbloods wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Hangovers on a Friday :?


Hangovers anyday :( .


Yeh fair call
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:50 am

The Ash Man wrote:Hangovers on a Friday :?



With you today :drinkers: :partyman: :-& : :vom:
dedja: Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:07 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Hangovers on a Friday :?



With you today :drinkers: :partyman: :-& : :vom:


And gotta do it all over again tonight :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:10 am

weekend fishing charters with the lads that get called off due to bad weather..... :(
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