Whats your favourite Simpsons Episode?

[Brock Landers]

The 200th episode is a very good one- Homer takes over as Chief Of Sanitation. I love the intro to Ray Patterson, a band strikes up, he gets on stage & humbly accepts that his predictions were correct- then tells everyone to get stuffed. The band strikes up again. I got this video for x-mas '99, and pissed myself laughing as I watched that portion repeatedly. I generally find the first 2-3 mins to be hilarious, and generally have nothing to do with the actuall "story" for the episode. Another moment, is when Mr Burns is paying Homer to humiliate himself, and he dresses as a Panda. The Panda attempts to mate with Homer, much to the crowds delight.

Commentator: "And Lulu is presenting!"

Crowd cheers, Homer in panda suit, clawing at the ground, gets dragged behind the curtain by the male panda

Moe: "You ain't going nowhere, sweetheart"

Sim-Sim...

Yeah, I couldn't be bothered looking for the right name, you got me

[The Ash Man]

"Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender"

[Texas Rattlesnake]

Homer: Marge, can i get a duck?

Marge: No, you already have a monkey...

Homer: Can her get a ducck?

Pray for Mojo!!

[MatteeG]

The episode where the town holds an independent film festival and they get Jay Sherman (??) on the judging panel. So many great lines, but the best being when the Simpson family pick Jay up from the airport.
Jay meets Homer and says "You're the man who couldn't distinguish between a pimple and a boil."
To which Homer replies with blank expression, "It was a gummi-bear."

LOL Quichey-that one was on tonight on Fox. Absolute Gold. Homer debating which movie to vote for:

"Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin. "

[Bully]

monorail is the best with a close second wacking day

[Baron Greenback]

The one where Homer takes Flanders to Vegas.

"WELLITY, WELLITY, WELLITY!"

[catchisthecry]

Homer: Take the 10,000 we'll be millionaires!!! (stampy the elephant episode)

[The Ash Man]

Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh...

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.

[The Ash Man]

[Baron Greenback]

Homer: Take the 10,000 we'll be millionaires!!! (stampy the elephant episode)

Homer: Bart, I'll buy you a new elephant.
Buyer: I'll buy that one too!
Homer: SOLD!

Another favourite quote is:
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
[Lisa refuses at first, then takes the exchange]

[Baron Greenback]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal

[Baron Greenback]

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

[Bully]

homer ' well isnt it the leader of the wiener patrol, boneing up on his nerd lessons.
marge ' homer... we should be encourageing him
homer ' your right


homer ' egg head like his booky wook!
marge ' homer!
homer ' just tucking him in.


later in the show.

homer' how was jerk practice boy? did they teach you how to sing to trees?.....and make crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?

[Punk Rooster]

see my signature- Ralph Wiggum

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homer' how was jerk practice boy? did they teach you how to sing to trees?.....and make crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?

And then the seat he is sitting in collapses "D'oh! Stupid poetic justice!"