Moon Unit wrote:The Rooster wrote:12:66-72 You can really like your mate's ex, but going out is a no no, a drunken shag is perhaps forgiveable and a wristie in the car on the way home from the pub is fair play.
Taken from the book "The Roosters rules on club Etiquete!" available from all good booksellers, except angus and robbo's
Rooster, what does the book say the etiquete on the following is;
- Pissing in the shower at training or after the game, either discreetly or on a team mate.
- Checking out a team mates package.
- Female trainers in the rooms.
23:14-21 Post Game a shower may be required to freshen oneself, collecting the soap if it has fallen to the tiled floor is acceptable as long as you do not touch anyone in doing so, further to this if urination is required the most acceptable being to aim for the drain, if you are impeded by a team mates leg, it is acceptable to use his leg to funnel the urine towards the drain, the team mate will generally allow this as it also is a means of alleviating the onset of tinea.(Tinea Infections/ Also called: Ringworm
Tinea is the fungus that causes ringworm, athlete's foot and jock itch. These infections are usually not serious, but they can be uncomfortable. You can get them by touching an infected person, from damp surfaces such as shower floors, or even from a pet.)
23:27-28 Whilst showering there is the opportunity to "casually glance" at team mates appendages. This should never be acknowledged, but it is understandable to recognize the generously endowed of team mates and care should be taken if these team mates out number you in the shower, who's the odd man out!
17:8-13 Trainers should be respected for their commitment to care and there knowledge of dirty jokes, it is not uncommon to have one man straddling another in the name of Sports medicine. Female trainers present a difficult scenario, as they are generally treated as thought they are male, yet have a more subtle touch when it comes to remedial massage. a point of note is that in these times of sexual harassment lawsuits, females can mingle with nude/semi nude men and can often conduct serious discussion regarding treatment without either party being offended.
Cut and pasted from the online version of the book!!
Happy to note that there are several anti-tinea preventers amongst us, god bless em!
