Classic/witty/notable lyrics

[Dogwatcher]

The entire lyrics to "Sir Psycho Sexy" by THRHCP. Here's a sample though.

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

That's unreal!
What album is that on?

I can't believe you had to ask Chuck!

[Ingall]

Oi scurveys....

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel sh*t
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f**k all else to do


The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his f**kin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f**kin' nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f**k she was not able
So the dirty sh*ts, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters



Friggin' In The Riggin' - Sex Pistols

[am Bays]

Classic Australian lyrics from the 80s

Black Fella White Fella
It doesn't matter what your colour
As long as you are true fella
As long as you are real fella

All the people
Of different races
With different lives
In different places

It doesn't matter what you name is
We got to have lots changes

We need more brothers if we're to make it
We need more sisters if we're to save it

Are you the one whose gonna stand up and be counted
Are you the one whose gonna be there when we shout it
Are you the one whose always ready with a helping hand
Are you the one whose undertand this family plan

Black Fella White Fella - The Warumpi Band


Six years I've lived in the desert
And every night I dream of the sea
The say home is where you find it
Will this place ever satisfy me

For I come from the salt water people
We always live by the sea
Now I'm out here west of Alice Springs
With my wife and my family

My Island Home, My Island Home
My Island Home is a a-waiting for me...

My Island Home the Warumpi Band

Go go Go Go Living in the mainstream
Go Go Go Go under one dream
Go Go Go Go Living In the mainstream
Go Go Go Go under on dream

We're living together, We're dreamin together
We're living together, We're dreamin together

Yolgnu Balandar, Balandar Yolgnu
This is Australia

Mainstream - Yothu Yindi
Yolgnu - black, Balandar - white

[Strawb]

I am the Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)

[brod]

ALL class from the Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

[MatteeG]

More Lawnmower Deth classic lyrics (Frash for Cash):

"Are we in it for the kids?
No Way
Frash for Cash

FRASH FOR CASH"

[Pag]

"I think I'm dumb, maybe just happy" : Dumb - Nirvana
"Nothin' really bothers her, she just wants to love herself" : You Know You're Right - Nirvana

Depending on whether you believe the conspiracy theories or not, one has a clue to the state of mind that Kurt Cobain might've been in just before his death.

[leftlegger]

Can we re-title this thread
Random/Obscure/forgettable lyrics?

[leftlegger]

I rooted a girl , who rooted a guy , who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy , who rooted a girl who rooted Shane Crawford.
TISM

[Q.]

Can we re-title this thread
Random/Obscure/forgettable lyrics?

The Dwarves - Back Seat Of My Car

I'm in it- I'm in it
In the back seat of my car
I'm in it- I'm in it
In the back seat of my car
Hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey
I'm in it- ?
In the back seat of my car
I'm in it- she's in it
Right in the back seat of my car
And I hope- and I hope
And I hope- and I hope
I'm gonna get **** I'm gonna get ******
I'm gonna get **** I hope I get ******
I wanna get ******, ******, ******, ******,
******, ******, ******
In the back seat of my car

[Dogwatcher]

Was it god or the devil somebody tell me, that put sophie lee in sophie lee's body?
Is it better or worse when she tries to be funny?
Who is the cartoon and who is the human?

Tism - Get Thee To The Nunnery

[Bob Loblaw]

The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) - Flight of the Conchords

Looking round the room,
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.
In the whole wide room
Oooh.

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street
And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought what...is...she...doing...
At my mate's place
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this

Good one Dave!!!
Ohhhh you're a legend, Dave!
I asked Dave if he's going to make a move on you
He's not sure
I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
but I can tell he kinda minds
but I'm gonna do it anyway
I see you standing all alone by the stereo

I dim the lights down very low, here we go
You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You're so beautiful
You could be a part...time...model

And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
It's 12:02
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let's get outta here

Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab!
Now I can't believe
That I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
With a kebab
Ooooooohhh.

Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my houseand we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no. I don't mind taking it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.

Cause you're so beautiful
Like a, tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model

But you'd probably have to keep your normal job
A part-time model!
Spending part of your time, modelling,
and part of your time, next to meeeeeeeeee!
My place is usually tidier than this...

[Q.]

Frenzal Rhomb - "Be Still My Beating Off"

There's no crime when you choose your time
and your place to masturbate in a public place
you will be disgraced, it's your right to choose
whether or not you want to be on the news.
Well I'm sure the judge will
look lightly
on your case considering I saw him
earlier at the footy
having a quick one off the wrist then
say to yourself:
"Be still my beating off"

[FattyLumpkin]

The Clash with "vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie"

Not sure if its classic, witty or notable - but have always considered it "out there" !

[brod]

More from The Bloodhound Gang

"Lets do it doggystyle, so we can both watch X-Files"

[Pseudo]

"I'm nobbled on the cobbles
Cos I wobble when I hobble"

and

"54 appliances in leather and elastic
100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics"

Spasticus Autisticus, Ian Dury.
(in fact the rest of the song is pretty good, but those two snippets are the choice cuts)

[Punk Rooster]

Beneath The Howling Stars- Cradle of Filth
Midwinter wrongs the rites of Spring
Her spinal chill rakes the earth
Whilst pensive souls at zero sing
Woebetidings of rebirth
Under cold stares of Mars maligned
Near-suicides cross their hearts
And unborns writhe in tepid brine
For something wicked this way starts

The Byronic Man- Cradle of Filth
Then shooting swans in a gondola
I tripped my foot on a fallen star
And there's nothing like a mouthful of Venetian tar
To let you know just who you f**king are

[leftlegger]

"I'm nobbled on the cobbles
Cos I wobble when I hobble"

and

"54 appliances in leather and elastic
100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics"

Spasticus Autisticus, Ian Dury.
(in fact the rest of the song is pretty good, but those two snippets are the choice cuts)

The line that sticks in my head from that song is:
"I widdle when i piddle,
coz my middle is a riddle"

[Dogwatcher]

I always laugh at the line in The Stranglers song No More Heroes:

"Whatever happened to all the heroes?
All the Shakespearoes?"

So desperate for a famous name that rhymes with heroes that they added 'oes' to the Bard's name. Funny.

[Magpiespower]

Fifteen years on, this is quite possibly the dumbest line I've ever heard...

"Like a rhinocerous my speed is prosperous"

- Smooth B from the Gangstarr's DWYCK.