Thought of the day

[A Mum]

You are not the only voice in your childs life
So you need to be the best voice in your childs life
Dr Phil

[johntheclaret]

You are not the only voice in your childs life
So you need to be the best voice in your childs life
Dr Phil

Phil H, or the Big version ?

[A Mum]

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes” - Jim Carrey

[A Mum]

These last couple of mine are more like quotes, but anyway....

'Spider had both his legs taken out from under him - leaving only the other six to balance on ...' - Dennis Cometti

[A Mum]

" There are no winners or losers in life, only choosers." - Matthias Schmelz

[johntheclaret]

To be or not to be: William Shakespeare


To do is to be: John F Kennedy


Do be do be do: Frank Sinartra

[A Mum]

All of us have bad luck and good luck.
The man who persists through the bad luck - who keeps right on going - is the man who is there when the good luck comes - and is ready to receive it.
Robert Collier

[JK]

I feel bad for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning and get out of bed...Thats the best they are gonna feel.
Ol' Blue Eyes

[Dutchy]

If someone who plays a piano is called a pianist why is a race car driver not called a racist?
If a bald man is in the shower do they wash their head with shampoo or soap?
How can sweet and sour sauce be both at the same time?
is it not slightly unnerving that doctors call what they do, practice?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Is there another word for synonym?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[Johno37]

To be or not to be: William Shakespeare


To do is to be: John F Kennedy


Do be do be do: Frank Sinartra

Scooby Dooby Doooo: Scooby Doo

[A Mum]

Scooby Dooby Doooo: Scooby Doo

[JK]

To be or not to be: William Shakespeare


To do is to be: John F Kennedy


Do be do be do: Frank Sinartra

Scooby Dooby Doooo: Scooby Doo

Or Rooby Rooby Roo

[Booney]

It is easier to love all of humanity than it is to love your neighbour.

[The Big Shrek]

If someone who plays a piano is called a pianist why is a race car driver not called a racist?

Because they are called racing car drivers

If a bald man is in the shower do they wash their head with shampoo or soap?
Soap
How can sweet and sour sauce be both at the same time?
Put sweet stuff in and sour stuff in.
is it not slightly unnerving that doctors call what they do, practice?
No
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Is there another word for synonym?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
both

[Strawb]

Always remember Sex is like snooker you want to pot the pink but the red is in the way so you have to pot the brown instead.

[A Mum]

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry - Bill Cosby

[A Mum]

We are all something, but none of us are everything - Blaise Pascal

[magpie in the 80's]

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ~Robert Byrne

[Dirko]

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

[A Mum]

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer.
If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer

Milton Berle