GSFL Movements

[LuvsFooty]

Some extremely tough weekends coming up Magoo. I must say that the Goolwa boys should achieve our goals with ease. While we steal 150 bricks each, we will have other members of the community stealing commodores. they will then be taken to the local chop shop (which one in Goolwa is yet to be decided). Not only will we have a new clubrooms we should also make a tidy profit on the side. Note to the VH players. The stuffed tiger at glenelg is now at the Adelaide Zoo, so dont spend too much time at the Bay searching for it.

[Jelom19]

Hey Magoo when I decided to have a drink with you I didnt expect it to be spiked but oh well bucket and spade in hand Im off to get some sand Pongy oval will have a final next year the australian surf life saving carnival, and as Lf said the stuffed Tiger at the Bay is on its way to the Zoo,hope the change rooms go alright LF but a good call pinch all the bricks from Strath As for you Magoo good Luck with GSFL presidency Im sure the BAy boys will be looking forward to meeting you

[Gator-Aid]

No tips
But we do have this weekends activity's for all GSFL Clubs

WILLUNGA
All past and present players to bring their premiership medasls to willunga Oval on Saturday Afternoon.
BHP will then Melt them down and pay $500 per ounce. 50% of that to players and 50% to the Demons Club.
The other 50% will be donated to International Monetary Fund to help kick start the economy. ( I know the maths are wrong
but have a sense of humour) All players to then report to Herman Lucas's House

Mt Compass
All players and supporters to meet at the old Dairy on sunday to work out WHO DECIDED THAT TUGGING ON COWS TEATS
WAS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE MONEY. mORE IMPORTANTLY DECIDE IF IT WAS NIFTY NEV WHO STARTED IT

Myponga
All players to report to Myponga Beach with a bucket and spade on Saturday Morning.
Fill bucket with sand ....Go to Oval and sprinkle sand liberally in the wet patches.
Repeat process until beach has no sand.
You are also invited to the Mt Compass dairy to assist Compass boys

Encounter Bay
All Players to report to Oval Saturday AFTERNOON with Mobile phone.
Each player to ring friends until one of them agrees to Coach in 2009
The first player to get a yes is to shout EUREKA.
THEN ALL DRIVE TO MYPONGA BEACH WITH BUCKET AND SPADE TO CELEBRATE
AND BUILD SANDCASTLES.
Ring Police on mobile phone and report that all the sand has been stolen.

Goolwa
Report both Saturday and Sunday
Saturday and Saturday night each player is to visit the nearest housing development ( may be in Strath)
and I will give you a tip wear red shoes. Pinch 150 bricks each.
Bricks to be taken back to Oval in readiness to build new visitors change rooms on Sunday

Strathalbyn
All weekend is red shoe day
All residents of Strathalbyn to wear Red Shoes all weekend.
There is a BBQ saturday Night in the new housing development.
This will be an allnighter and you must prevent people from pinching bricks

McLaren
Players to report to Petruccis Vineyard where the Pope will bless all Players and the New Coaches
Then visit Clarence Hill ( note the new coaches name...Hill) where there will be wine tasting
Lunch at the Barn
As you can see they have a pleasant day.
2 reasons
1. Have done very well in their Coaching appointments
2. Pre Season will be so bloody hard

Langhornes
All players to report to Gordon Tonkins place on Sat Morning to work out a strategy to beat
Herman Lucas in the Presidency race. assisination is permitted
George Bush will be guest speaker.

Yankalilla.
Saturday is the annual recruitment day.
11.30am Saturday all players to barricade and block the Cape Jervois Road.
All males between the age of 16 and 25 to be kidnapped and locked in the Church camp at Carrackilinga and brainwashed
into playing Footy for Yank
Players to dress in tiger suits and guard the perimeter of camp for the weekend

Victor
No Not a Sunday drive to Victor
A Sunday drive to Glenelg.
Look at the Glenelg Oval and stare wistfully and dream about the 1990's
Lifeline will be contacted and a representative will be there.
Please steal the tiger in the foyer and drop off at Carrackilinga on the way back

Question 1; haven't you got anything better to do?
Question 2; Who writes your scripts?

[Mr Magoo]

No tips
But we do have this weekends activity's for all GSFL Clubs

WILLUNGA
All past and present players to bring their premiership medasls to willunga Oval on Saturday Afternoon.
BHP will then Melt them down and pay $500 per ounce. 50% of that to players and 50% to the Demons Club.
The other 50% will be donated to International Monetary Fund to help kick start the economy. ( I know the maths are wrong
but have a sense of humour) All players to then report to Herman Lucas's House

Mt Compass
All players and supporters to meet at the old Dairy on sunday to work out WHO DECIDED THAT TUGGING ON COWS TEATS
WAS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE MONEY. mORE IMPORTANTLY DECIDE IF IT WAS NIFTY NEV WHO STARTED IT

Myponga
All players to report to Myponga Beach with a bucket and spade on Saturday Morning.
Fill bucket with sand ....Go to Oval and sprinkle sand liberally in the wet patches.
Repeat process until beach has no sand.
You are also invited to the Mt Compass dairy to assist Compass boys

Encounter Bay
All Players to report to Oval Saturday AFTERNOON with Mobile phone.
Each player to ring friends until one of them agrees to Coach in 2009
The first player to get a yes is to shout EUREKA.
THEN ALL DRIVE TO MYPONGA BEACH WITH BUCKET AND SPADE TO CELEBRATE
AND BUILD SANDCASTLES.
Ring Police on mobile phone and report that all the sand has been stolen.

Goolwa
Report both Saturday and Sunday
Saturday and Saturday night each player is to visit the nearest housing development ( may be in Strath)
and I will give you a tip wear red shoes. Pinch 150 bricks each.
Bricks to be taken back to Oval in readiness to build new visitors change rooms on Sunday

Strathalbyn
All weekend is red shoe day
All residents of Strathalbyn to wear Red Shoes all weekend.
There is a BBQ saturday Night in the new housing development.
This will be an allnighter and you must prevent people from pinching bricks

McLaren
Players to report to Petruccis Vineyard where the Pope will bless all Players and the New Coaches
Then visit Clarence Hill ( note the new coaches name...Hill) where there will be wine tasting
Lunch at the Barn
As you can see they have a pleasant day.
2 reasons
1. Have done very well in their Coaching appointments
2. Pre Season will be so bloody hard

Langhornes
All players to report to Gordon Tonkins place on Sat Morning to work out a strategy to beat
Herman Lucas in the Presidency race. assisination is permitted
George Bush will be guest speaker.

Yankalilla.
Saturday is the annual recruitment day.
11.30am Saturday all players to barricade and block the Cape Jervois Road.
All males between the age of 16 and 25 to be kidnapped and locked in the Church camp at Carrackilinga and brainwashed
into playing Footy for Yank
Players to dress in tiger suits and guard the perimeter of camp for the weekend

Victor
No Not a Sunday drive to Victor
A Sunday drive to Glenelg.
Look at the Glenelg Oval and stare wistfully and dream about the 1990's
Lifeline will be contacted and a representative will be there.
Please steal the tiger in the foyer and drop off at Carrackilinga on the way back

Question 1; haven't you got anything better to do?
Question 2; Who writes your scripts?

Answer 1 ; yes but don't want to do it
Answer 2; Sometimes things just come into the brain and away the imagination goes.
I think it comes from sitting at the steering wheel and bouncing up and down on the Salt Creek to Kingston Road
thinking if only there was anubile young female on the lap

[rodney fox]

I have to admit always a funny read on the GSFL forum I'd like to hand out some awards as it's always good to read this site.

And the awards should go this way;

1st - I'm nominating Mr Magoo for the funniest person on here, great read guaranteed.
2nd - Jelom in a humerous second, gotta love some stirring
3rd - A Mum for most posts ever in the shortest amount of time

and last but not least just missing out on medal contention

4th - BJ for presidential advisor of the year - the most "all round nice guy award" still the winner with the parents I bet you'll never rid those boyish good looks ha ha

[Jelom19]

Thanks rodney youve made my day how are the sharks looking for next season new coach and allhope all goes well

[Mr Magoo]

I have to admit always a funny read on the GSFL forum I'd like to hand out some awards as it's always good to read this site.

And the awards should go this way;

1st - I'm nominating Mr Magoo for the funniest person on here, great read guaranteed.
2nd - Jelom in a humerous second, gotta love some stirring
3rd - A Mum for most posts ever in the shortest amount of time

and last but not least just missing out on medal contention

4th - BJ for presidential advisor of the year - the most "all round nice guy award" still the winner with the parents I bet you'll never rid those boyish good looks ha ha

Thanks for that Rodney
Appreciated

[rodney fox]

Thanks rodney youve made my day how are the sharks looking for next season new coach and allhope all goes well

Glad I could make someones day, counting down the minutes til 5.

Sharks are looking up, I was a bit worried but since meeting our new coach I have alot of confidence that he is a great fit for our club. We are working towards bridging the gap some more and hopefully within a few years being a contender again. Time and hard work but very promising and exciting times ahead.

[damian]

Good luck to all clubs with their missions this weekend! Classic..aaah friday afternoon, daylight savings and 35 degree weather. Maybe 9 Holes on a par 3 golf course, Henley beach for a swim and perve and the ramsgate to finish the night off!!! Yes yes yes, that's what i'm talking bout!

[A Mum]

I have to admit always a funny read on the GSFL forum I'd like to hand out some awards as it's always good to read this site.

And the awards should go this way;

1st - I'm nominating Mr Magoo for the funniest person on here, great read guaranteed.
2nd - Jelom in a humerous second, gotta love some stirring
3rd - A Mum for most posts ever in the shortest amount of time

and last but not least just missing out on medal contention

4th - BJ for presidential advisor of the year - the most "all round nice guy award" still the winner with the parents I bet you'll never rid those boyish good looks ha ha

Yay, an award !! Thankyou Rodney Fox

But all those posts... I don't know whether it's a good thing or a bad thing

But you got to love this website... has everything to offer from local chat, to state chat... even a quiz forum, can't but help get up all those posts

[Brock Landers]

Good luck to all clubs with their missions this weekend! Classic..aaah friday afternoon, daylight savings and 35 degree weather. Maybe 9 Holes on a par 3 golf course, Henley beach for a swim and perve and the ramsgate to finish the night off!!! Yes yes yes, that's what i'm talking bout!

That sounds like a pretty sweet evening there Damo, I'm heading home to have a few brews while watching the Aussies push sh!t uphill on a flat tracker.

I heard from a couple of the Mclaren lads that they ran into Shane Crawford in the early hours one morning on the footy trip, he got his phone out and gave it to them saying "grab any phone no. you want", then, as he walked off screamed; "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

[LuvsFooty]

Good luck to all clubs with their missions this weekend! Classic..aaah friday afternoon, daylight savings and 35 degree weather. Maybe 9 Holes on a par 3 golf course, Henley beach for a swim and perve and the ramsgate to finish the night off!!! Yes yes yes, that's what i'm talking bout!

Come sailing Damian, it is yet another sport that we cant excel at!

[BJ Ernest]

I have to admit always a funny read on the GSFL forum I'd like to hand out some awards as it's always good to read this site.

And the awards should go this way;

1st - I'm nominating Mr Magoo for the funniest person on here, great read guaranteed.
2nd - Jelom in a humerous second, gotta love some stirring
3rd - A Mum for most posts ever in the shortest amount of time

and last but not least just missing out on medal contention

4th - BJ for presidential advisor of the year - the most "all round nice guy award" still the winner with the parents I bet you'll never rid those boyish good looks ha ha

Just another time ive missed out on a medal. The list keeps building!!!!
1 day BJ, 1 day!!!

[Mr Magoo]

Good luck to all clubs with their missions this weekend! Classic..aaah friday afternoon, daylight savings and 35 degree weather. Maybe 9 Holes on a par 3 golf course, Henley beach for a swim and perve and the ramsgate to finish the night off!!! Yes yes yes, that's what i'm talking bout!

Come sailing Damian, it is yet another sport that we cant excel at!

Sailing
Beats me what anyone gets from Sailing.
Goes a bit with Cycling and horse riding

LF Some bloke invented steam engine, then a mad German invented a diesel engine I guess the Japanese
invented the 2 stroke (I'm only good for 6 or 7 strokes and thats it for me)

We now have engines in boats to replace a sailing ship
We have 2 strokes in Motor Bikes to replace the deadly treddly
And a bloody good Commodore to replace the horse and donkey
Even the old paddle steamer which you should know about is better than a sailing boat

I know Goolwa is a very old town....but i thought it had progressed a bit more

Anyway I guess you like it and hope the wind blows a bit for you

[LuvsFooty]

I have to admit always a funny read on the GSFL forum I'd like to hand out some awards as it's always good to read this site.

And the awards should go this way;

1st - I'm nominating Mr Magoo for the funniest person on here, great read guaranteed.
2nd - Jelom in a humerous second, gotta love some stirring
3rd - A Mum for most posts ever in the shortest amount of time

and last but not least just missing out on medal contention

4th - BJ for presidential advisor of the year - the most "all round nice guy award" still the winner with the parents I bet you'll never rid those boyish good looks ha ha

Just another time ive missed out on a medal. The list keeps building!!!!
1 day BJ, 1 day!!!

I thought you were lucky to even get a mention BJ. Again i have been completely overlooked, the contribution I have made with limited opportunites and ability is second to none, yet I continue to be overshadowed by the front running, flashy types. Its very disappointing.

[LuvsFooty]

Good luck to all clubs with their missions this weekend! Classic..aaah friday afternoon, daylight savings and 35 degree weather. Maybe 9 Holes on a par 3 golf course, Henley beach for a swim and perve and the ramsgate to finish the night off!!! Yes yes yes, that's what i'm talking bout!

Come sailing Damian, it is yet another sport that we cant excel at!

Sailing
Beats me what anyone gets from Sailing.
Goes a bit with Cycling and horse riding

LF Some bloke invented steam engine, then a mad German invented a diesel engine I guess the Japanese
invented the 2 stroke (I'm only good for 6 or 7 strokes and thats it for me)

We now have engines in boats to replace a sailing ship
We have 2 strokes in Motor Bikes to replace the deadly treddly
And a bloody good Commodore to replace the horse and donkey
Even the old paddle steamer which you should know about is better than a sailing boat

I know Goolwa is a very old town....but i thought it had progressed a bit more

Anyway I guess you like it and hope the wind blows a bit for you

Come and have a try Magoo, unlike footy it is a sport where your skills are enhanced by drinking

[Mr Magoo]

I have to admit always a funny read on the GSFL forum I'd like to hand out some awards as it's always good to read this site.

And the awards should go this way;

1st - I'm nominating Mr Magoo for the funniest person on here, great read guaranteed.
2nd - Jelom in a humerous second, gotta love some stirring
3rd - A Mum for most posts ever in the shortest amount of time

and last but not least just missing out on medal contention

4th - BJ for presidential advisor of the year - the most "all round nice guy award" still the winner with the parents I bet you'll never rid those boyish good looks ha ha

Just another time ive missed out on a medal. The list keeps building!!!!
1 day BJ, 1 day!!!

I thought you were lucky to even get a mention BJ. Again i have been completely overlooked, the contribution I have made with limited opportunites and ability is second to none, yet I continue to be overshadowed by the front running, flashy types. Its very disappointing.

LF
Very good LF
Very Good

[BJ Ernest]

I have to admit always a funny read on the GSFL forum I'd like to hand out some awards as it's always good to read this site.

And the awards should go this way;

1st - I'm nominating Mr Magoo for the funniest person on here, great read guaranteed.
2nd - Jelom in a humerous second, gotta love some stirring
3rd - A Mum for most posts ever in the shortest amount of time

and last but not least just missing out on medal contention

4th - BJ for presidential advisor of the year - the most "all round nice guy award" still the winner with the parents I bet you'll never rid those boyish good looks ha ha

Just another time ive missed out on a medal. The list keeps building!!!!
1 day BJ, 1 day!!!

I thought you were lucky to even get a mention BJ. Again i have been completely overlooked, the contribution I have made with limited opportunites and ability is second to none, yet I continue to be overshadowed by the front running, flashy types. Its very disappointing.

LF im hurt! Ur snipe at me to not even deserve a mention as i head towards the 1000 post mark hurts me dearly. Front running, well get on the running track now and u too could be a "front runner"! Im happy to sit on the coat tails of my far more talented team mates and get the cheap kicks!

[LuvsFooty]

I was wrong BJ and your circumstances back up my point. The solid contributors (1000 posts) get overlooked by these "Jelom come latelys" or someone who possibly isn't even a mother.

[Mr Magoo]

[quote="LuvsFooty
I thought you were lucky to even get a mention BJ. Again i have been completely overlooked, the contribution I have made with limited opportunites and ability is second to none, yet I continue to be overshadowed by the front running, flashy types. Its very disappointing.

LF im hurt! Ur snipe at me to not even deserve a mention as i head towards the 1000 post mark hurts me dearly. Front running, well get on the running track now and u too could be a "front runner"! Im happy to sit on the coat tails of my far more talented team mates and get the cheap kicks! [/quote]


A bit sensative BJ ...not much of snipe
All about you though...how can you turn a post about awards and three worthy recipitants into you having nearly 1000 posts

Its all about a classy mid fielder getting the accolades and the honest back pocket team man missing out again
No wonder LF goes sailing...can't afford a bloody motor