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[mal]

QUIZ

Who was the first to land on Australian soil ?
Not including Indigenous peoples

Answers ?

I will reveal the first later

i think its time the 10 page, 2 month old question is answered mally

Just like 1985
ITS TIME

The class of 08 has been summoned
Question ?
Who was the first to land in Australia ?
Not including Indigenous people

BAYMAN : Ross and Keith Smith
MAGS80 : Kingsford Smith
MAGS80 : Captain Willem Jansz
PUNK ROOSTER : Footy Chick, Wedgie, Mal , Bayman
BAYMAN : Van Dieman
BAYMAN : Captain Cook
MAGS80 : Captain Willem Jansz
PANTHERGURL : Emperor Zhu Di
SILICONE SKYLINE/SMAC/BOONEY : No answers

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WHO WAS THE FIRST TO LAND ON AUSTRALIAN SOIL ?
NOT INCLUDING INDIGENOUS PEOPLES
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the man from mars in 1328
he was flying over Australia and his spacecraft MALfunctioned
the spaceship crashed and landed in Australia
the man from Mars was called ' a stray alien ' ....

[Baron Greenback]

What the deuce?

[silicone skyline]

Oh FFS

[smac]

cockhead.

[mal]

cockhead.

COCK actually landed in 1626
Incorrect answer...

[silicone skyline]

Worst joke ever?

[Baron Greenback]

Worst joke ever?

It's Comic Book Guy!

Worst....joke....ever!!!

[Punk Rooster]

i want those 3 seconds of my life back.

[Johno37]

i have no idea what is going on.. and i dont know if i want to..

i dont even know if that was meant to be a joke really....

[silicone skyline]

What has two arms, two legs and cuts in on you when you go to park at a shopping centre.

A fukwit

[mal]

A proud West Indian announced the birth of his baby a fine 20 pound baby
The proud dad gave out cigars and shouted the bar beers for the night
3 weeks later he returned to his pub and was chatting with the Barman
" Hows the boy , how much does he weigh now?"
" THE KIDS FINE AND HE WEIGHS 10 POUNDS NOW."
The Barman was concerned.
" Mate he's down to 10 kilos is the kid sick?"
" NAH DUDE WE HAD HIM CIRCUMSISED YESTERDAY."

[Punk Rooster]

all those in favour of giving Mal a life ban say "aye"....

[Punk Rooster]

QUIZ

Who was the first to land on Australian soil ?
Not including Indigenous peoples

Answers ?

I will reveal the first later

i think its time the 10 page, 2 month old question is answered mally

Just like 1985
ITS TIME

The class of 08 has been summoned
Question ?
Who was the first to land in Australia ?
Not including Indigenous people

BAYMAN : Ross and Keith Smith
MAGS80 : Kingsford Smith
MAGS80 : Captain Willem Jansz
PUNK ROOSTER : Footy Chick, Wedgie, Mal , Bayman
BAYMAN : Van Dieman
BAYMAN : Captain Cook
MAGS80 : Captain Willem Jansz
PANTHERGURL : Emperor Zhu Di
SILICONE SKYLINE/SMAC/BOONEY : No answers

Now the answer to the question
WHO WAS THE FIRST TO LAND ON AUSTRALIAN SOIL ?
NOT INCLUDING INDIGENOUS PEOPLES

A: the man from mars in 1328
he was flying over Australia and his spacecraft MALfunctioned
the spaceship crashed and landed in Australia
the man from Mars was called ' a stray alien ' ....

[bayman]

i get the joke but i can not see how it is funny

[bayman]

G whose is of irish blood, well his real name is paddy whack & before he took up professional gambling he worked in a bank as a teller, as he was serving customer after customer a frog was next in line & the frog said 'i would like a loan please' to which G was astonished but asked the questions tellers are supposed to do, he asked the frogs name it was 'kermit jagger' who could give an assurance you could pay back a loan said G 'my father is mick jagger he can cover any loan' G said well what can you put up as collateral ? the frog replied 'this' handing over a sMALl ceramic elephant into G's hand, G was all confused about this loan & what to do & decided to get the frog to fill out a form while he went to have a word with the bank manager, G explained the whole situation to the bank manager in which he replied looking at the elephant "it's a nick nack paddy whack give the frog a loan as his old man is a rolling stone"


from little bayman (obviously it is going around the schools atm)

[mal]

Actually Im a bit concerned about something
Did everyone get my punchline in my 1st to land in OZ ????????????????????
When Ive told that joke live some people have told me how clever it was.

[JK]

When Ive told that joke live some people have told me how clever it was.

You can tell it live or dead mate, it's ******* ordinary, but hey at least you're a good punter, you can't be good at everything

[Dirko]

What joke....**** I missed it

[mal]

Whats an abortion in Elizabeth ?
SA Crimestoppers....

[Punk Rooster]

Actually Im a bit concerned about something
Did everyone get my punchline in my 1st to land in OZ ????????????????????
When Ive told that joke live some people have told me how clever it was.

maybe something was lost in the timing? (2 months...?)