Things that give you the sh1ts

[am Bays]

Getting slugged $1750 today at Memorial hospital for my sinus operation, wasn't even an overnight stay, I sat in a chair afterwards and was there for a whole 6 hours...they're so under staffed, noone knew where my discharge papers were and no one gave me any "stuff to do at home" info or any pain medication on the way out

So they asked you to, "Sign-us our cheque..."

*backs away quietly and leaves thread*

[Footy Chick]

Getting slugged $1750 today at Memorial hospital for my sinus operation, wasn't even an overnight stay, I sat in a chair afterwards and was there for a whole 6 hours...they're so under staffed, noone knew where my discharge papers were and no one gave me any "stuff to do at home" info or any pain medication on the way out

So they asked you to, "Sign-us our cheque..."

*backs away quietly and leaves thread*

*boom tish*

[mighty_tiger_79]

BROADrECTUM oval only having small bottles of soft drinks and not the 600ml buddies and charging top dollar!!!!!

[Lunchcutter]

Getting slugged $1750 today at Memorial hospital for my sinus operation, wasn't even an overnight stay, I sat in a chair afterwards and was there for a whole 6 hours...they're so under staffed, noone knew where my discharge papers were and no one gave me any "stuff to do at home" info or any pain medication on the way out

So they asked you to, "Sign-us our cheque..."

*backs away quietly and leaves thread*

*boom tish*

wow, 1750 - that's what I pay for approximately 17.5 months of private heath insurance (i guess you are not privately covered im sure the waiting list was an option for you at no charge, but I can understand why you would not want to wait)...
sorry fc that bill must have hurt bigtime, almost as much as the op itself.

[Interceptor]

Channel 10 up here.

Show every Saturday night game live until... tonight FFS

[JAS]

Ignorant scumbags who don't have the manners to say excuse me or thank you when they push in*

Regards
JAS

[Dog_ger]

Mrs_Dog_ger does not like the Gowans Boys....

[heater31]

Centrals making another GF.....................what a bore

[Dogwatcher]

Going on a footy trip. Only to get there and find a netball trip with your wife's best friends at the same venue!

Had to reign my antics in nice and tight!
No drunk and disorderly for me!

[Footy Chick]

Going on a footy trip. Only to get there and find a netball trip with your wife's best friends at the same venue!

Had to reign my antics in nice and tight!
No drunk and disorderly for me!

Darn! Poor organisational skills DW

[heater31]

Going on a footy trip. Only to get there and find a netball trip with your wife's best friends at the same venue!

Had to reign my antics in nice and tight!
No drunk and disorderly for me!

Darn! Poor organisational skills DW

hahaha DW. Look on the bright side at least your Wife wasn't with them as well

[Pseudo]

Mrs_Dog_ger does not like the Gowans Boys....

Then she shouldn't have invaded the arena

[RustyCage]

The security at the Adelaide Oval today - it took 4 security people to grab the chick (after she had already hopped back over the fence) while leaving it to one security guy (who did a half-assed job, letting the guy get away once) to struggle with the bloke. They are too lazy to even go onto the oval to get rid of the invaders.

[mighty_tiger_79]

to the centrals fans behind the southern goals trying to hide a football that belonged to the GFC and then once it had been retrieved, throwing a bottle at him!!!!!!!!

[smac]

People who bleat. Bleating should be left to sheep.

[Pseudo]

Had a pair of wonky glasses, so this morning I drop into a shopping centre to get them fixed.

Visited two optometrists. The first disappeared with the glasses, came back ten minutes later and said he didn't have the right doo-hickeys to fix them. The second disappeared with the glasses, came back in ten minutes and said that the doo-hickeys required aren't used anymore so the frames couldn't be fixed.

And now - and this is the bit that sh!ts me right off - now I have a pair of wonky glasses WITH A CHIPPED LENS.

Some days you just wish it was legal to punch people....

[Dutchy]

Some Geelong fans...geez are they full of it after 1 premiership, take that away and they achieved SFA!

Reckon they might just come crashing down this weekend!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Some Geelong fans...geez are they full of it after 1 premiership, take that away and they achieved SFA!

Reckon they might just come crashing down this weekend!

i dont think so

[devilsadvocate]

Sales calls. (And while I'm on the rant, the secretary being out of the office ALL THE TIME, meaning I have to answer the bloody phone!)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to name of CEO"?
Me:"Hi, can I ask who's calling and what the call relates to?"
Caller: "It's business"
Me: "I'm sorry, can you provide more information? Have you dealt with name of CEO before"?
Caller: "Yes"
....
....
more pause
....
Me: "Unfortunately, name of CEO is very busy, can you send us an email at address and we'll do our best to deal with your business query"?
Caller: "Oh, we don't like sending unsolicited emails"

[CEO walks into the office]

Me: "Oh, well we don't like receiving unsolicited phone calls, but thanks for your time. Goodbye"

CEO cacks himself and says I would have just told them to F***-Off!

[Rik E Boy]

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