Things u dont like about soccer!

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Postby Mr66 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:41 pm

That loud cracking sound that was heard across Australia
early this morning, was people doing ankles,shins, knees,
hips etc while hopping off the sissyball bandwagon.
If one person does it, it's insanity. If millions do it, it's religion.

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Postby duncs7 » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:58 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Pfft, my daugher players netball and my son plays soccer, neither have even considered playing soccer. My son actually thinks its a girls game like netball as more girls play it at his primary school than boys! :shock:

What the!! :?
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Postby redandblack » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:16 pm

When the ball comes out of a goalmouth scrimmage to a player running in to shoot for goal, is it compulsory for that player to balloon the ball way over the bar into the crowd?

Happens every time.

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Postby Wedgie » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:48 pm

duncs7 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Pfft, my daugher players netball and my son plays soccer, neither have even considered playing soccer. My son actually thinks its a girls game like netball as more girls play it at his primary school than boys! :shock:

What the!! :?


Whoops, big freudian slip there!
Rest assured he plays real Football, ie Australian Rules Football! :wink:
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Postby RustyCage » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:17 am

Soccer players are pansies. The softest breed of person available.

I had the pleasure of playing rugby at uni against some soccer players. They didn't know what hit them! This 185cm 90kg guy got knocked ass over tit by a 160cm 60kg chick. Don't think he didn't cop shit for ages after that!!! Suprised he didn't roll on the ground for 10 minutes holding his shin, then just get up and walk off.
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Postby redandblack » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:23 am

Why don't they get it all over in a day.

Morning: 'Softest penalty to win the game' competition.

Afternoon: 'Best writhing in agony when tripped' competition.

Evening: Penalty shootout.

The beautiful game?
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