SHANE WATSON ARTICLE = BEST JOKES

[mal]

Another season of cricket coming up and another season of Watson licking/bashing as well
Todays Advertiser article is another installment
The article should be heritage listed in Best Jokes
I have quoted some of the article


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WATSON RARING TO GO
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Australian allrounder Shane Watson has guarenteed his injury-plagued body is up to the demands of an ardous Indian Test tour as he prepares to step into Andrew Symonds shoes.

....But Watson insists he has never been in better shape after cutting down the workload of an over the top training regime that had him wound up too tight.

....Watson 27 expects he will have no problems getting through the toughest tour in world cricket.

...." I AM PHYSICALLY THE BEST SHAPE I HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY CAREER."
...." IVE MADE SUCH AMAZING INROADS WITH MY FITNESS."
...." THE MOST IMPORTANT CHANGE IS THAT IM NOT OVER-TRAINING THESE DAYS."
...." I HAVE REALISED THAT YOU DONT LOSE YOUR TALENT IN A DAY AND I DONT KEEP TRAINING ANY MORE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT."
...." I DO WHATEVER BOWLING OR WHATEVER TRAINING I NEED TO DO TO GET MY WORKLOAD IN, AND THATS IT."

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Thats the article in parts mainly raving on about Watto being fit or not
This article follows the one at about this time last year when Watto was in the press stating
" I AM GOING TO BE INJURY FREE FOR 18 MONTHS."
He ultimately was injured and missed the early part of last summer

Well after all those selective quotes there is this following paragraph in the article :
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And this is a paragraph after those Watto comments about injuries/fitness

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...For Watson, who will return from a broken toe and a minor calf injury in todays one dayer.....
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BEST JOKES RATING
9-2

[RoosterMarty]

I heard he injured himself during that interview.

[Booney]

Shane Watson will miss todays 1 dayer against the Bangers with a bizzare injury,he has suffered a microphone to the eye...

[Rik E Boy]

Shane Watson has been ruled out of today's one day international due to Menstrual Cramps...

regards,

REB

[Drop Bear]

Shane Watson has been ruled out of today's one day international due to Menstrual Cramps...

regards,

REB

Haha! Ohhhh Yeah!!!!

[Rik E Boy]

Q- What happens when you squeeze a Lemon?
A- Watto misses another match.

regards,

REB

[mal]

Q- What happens when you squeeze a Lemon?
A- Watto misses another match.

regards,

REB

RATING 7.8

[am Bays]

Q- What happens when you squeeze a Lemon?

Her girlfriend kicks you in the.....

[Media Park]

Q- What happens when you squeeze a Lemon?

Her girlfriend kicks you in the.....

[jackpot jim]

Watto must surely now hold the World Record for the Longest held catch that wasn't a catch. Fielding at 3rd man against the Bangers, Tamim Iqbal cut Johnson straight to him where he proceeded to comfortably take the catch and then stumbled about 3 steps backwards and fell over which resulted in the ball then spilling from his hand as he rolled over on it. WADH

[am Bays]

RR and JJ, your thoughts? I think cricinfo staff is a psuedonym for MAL...

http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/indvaus2008/content/current/story/368876.html

[mal]

If WATTO opens or bats 3 he will average about 50 odd v India.
If WATTO bats 6 he will average about 20 the spinners will have him for breakfast.

[GWW]

If WATTO opens or bats 3 he will average about 50 odd v India.

[NFC]

Best allrounder in the world. Everyone knows it. Those who don't do, but are ignoring it.

Watto- Legend.

[mal]

Just for the record I have not hacked into NFCs password ...

[NFC]

Just for the record I have not hacked into NFCs password ...

Great minds think alike.

[RoosterMarty]

mal and NFC - same person?

Both 3 letters in their name
Both go for Norwood
Both love Watto

Pretty suss to me.