Things that give you the sh1ts

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

When a fart turns out to be a wet one!!!

The only thing worse than that is turtlenecking

Touching Cloth
Prairie Doggin'
(I got a million of 'em!)

[smac]

When a fart turns out to be a wet one!!!

that would be a 'shart'.

[saintal]

Having to sit through at least a dozen ads and 5 previews before Get Smart the other night. Ridiculous. Greedy. Call it what you like.

It wasn’t that long ago that you had to wait 15 minutes at the most to see a film, now it’s more than 25 minutes.

Agent 99 made the wait worth it though

Makes me want to go to Palace Nova exclusively

[TroyGFC]

Losing my voice at footy, now got a infection in throat and have a new job to start new Friday week!!

[redden whites]

The Snouts screaming "BALL" whenever a Bay player gets within 2m of a opponent.Geezz guys do you have any idea at all ??or is some kind of "in-house" joke amoungst yourselves that we are not aware of? You all could not be so clueless surerly

[TroyGFC]

The Snouts screaming "BALL" whenever a Bay player gets within 2m of a opponent.Geezz guys do you have any idea at all ??or is some kind of "in-house" competition amougst yourselves that we are not aware of? You all could not be so clueless surerly

I agree!!

[mighty_tiger_79]

The Snouts screaming "BALL" whenever a Bay player gets within 2m of a opponent.Geezz guys do you have any idea at all ??or is some kind of "in-house" competition amougst yourselves that we are not aware of? You all could not be so clueless surerly

I agree!!

i thought that was funny sitting in the outer on the opposite side

[Pseudo]

Peeve: Wind which makes the rain come down almost sideways.

Bigger Peeve: Holding the umbrella sideways shields the head and torso, but leaves the lower half of the body completely exposed to the elements.

Biggest Peeve: The boundary between the wet and dry regions is just on the wrong side of the goolies.

Having just endured the above 3 peeves during a ten minute march from the train station, I am now sitting in the office with the blind down, paper taped over the window of the office door, and my sodden trousers & socks draped over a chair. I suspect that the likelihood of anyone important knocking on my door this morning has just increased tenfold...

[Dirko]

Yeah sure...you did a Fevola but missed the window ! C'mon Pseudo fess up

[redden whites]

ABC radio news at 4.00pm today reporting on the Crows plane being 2 hours late leaving Adelaide Airport .Complete with a John Reid cross saying the players "were reading and using laptops or cruising around the shops and seemed to be coping ok " .....FOR gods sake whats the world coming to ......Hang your heads in shame ABC newsroom.What next ? Maybe Gotcha calls from Tony Delroy.

[southee]

David Reyne in the mornings.....enough said!!!

[Pseudo]

Ordering Ginger Beef from the local Thai takeaway and getting served Chili Beef by mistake

This morning I literally had the shits....

[Footy Chick]

Heavy machinery in peak hour. so BLOODY SLOW

They should be banned from the roads between 7.30am and 9am. Traffic is slow enough as it is..

[Dutchy]

Heavy machinery in peak hour. so BLOODY SLOW

They should be banned from the roads between 7.30am and 9am. Traffic is slow enough as it is..

I reckon you should ring the RAA and complain,......

[Footy Chick]

Heavy machinery in peak hour. so BLOODY SLOW

They should be banned from the roads between 7.30am and 9am. Traffic is slow enough as it is..

I reckon you should ring the RAA and complain,......

I complain at the RAA all day, for all the good it does me

[mighty_tiger_79]

the bloody cat trying to jump on our new 22" LG fatron monitor!!!!!!

Nearly knocks the whole thing over - stupid cat!!!!!

does it again - next stop the local asian restaurant

[Booney]

Spending 2 weeks in Cairns only to find out that 2 weeks after you get back you are off to Melbourne in the middle of July for a week. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[rogernumber10]

Harry the Horse, a man with learning difficulties and the concentration of a small gnat (not a big gnat), kindly goes to the trouble of producing a quiz on the 'Legs, and I'm busy and don't sign on for a couple of days and miss it. Worst result ever.

[Mickyj]

The Mechanic I wont mention the company name .The ones that come right to your door. And my Falcon as well
Was getting the car serviced this coming Friday hadn't made our minds up which Mechanic to go to .As we always seem to have problems with Mechanics .
Anyway Sunday Morning the car would not start something to do with cold temps and being on gas .The wife took me to work called this mob .Was quoted $185 for a service turned into $225. He changed the spark plugs oil etc.Thats not the problem .
Tells the wife serviced the car but its got a list of things wrong with it including fuel pump injectors etc do not use petrol .Until you get all these things fixed all up it will cost us $3'500!!!This guy did not even test drive the car after he serviced it.
Wife told him you must be joking !! A new engine would cost less .Now I am not getting worried will give the mechanic we were going to go a call and get it checked out on Friday .
But do these people actually prey on women or what .

[Psyber]

The Mechanic I wont mention the company name .The ones that come right to your door. And my Falcon as well
Was getting the car serviced this coming Friday hadn't made our minds up which Mechanic to go to .As we always seem to have problems with Mechanics .
Anyway Sunday Morning the car would not start something to do with cold temps and being on gas .The wife took me to work called this mob .Was quoted $185 for a service turned into $225. He changed the spark plugs oil etc.Thats not the problem .
Tells the wife serviced the car but its got a list of things wrong with it including fuel pump injectors etc do not use petrol .Until you get all these things fixed all up it will cost us $3'500!!!This guy did not even test drive the car after he serviced it.
Wife told him you must be joking !! A new engine would cost less .Now I am not getting worried will give the mechanic we were going to go a call and get it checked out on Friday .
But do these people actually prey on women or what .

They try it on evryone they think may not know, or who may be too busy to check on them, I suspect.

I had my wife's old Musso serviced at a local SSangyong service centre in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne. The manager came up with a list of over $6000 he said needed doing urgently, but he could prune it to $5000 if he did it all in one go. He took me under the car and pointed out all sorts of things he said were evidence of the need. A couple of examples - need new shockers $500, major service to hand brake assembly $350.

Over here the RACV are not very interested in doing check ups on that sort of thing. But I was about to drive to Adelaide, so I rang the RAA and booked an inspection for the day after we were arriving, and got a nice detailed report. The shockers needed new rear bushes - $20 fitted at the Pedders across the road from RAA at Keswick. The hand brake did need non-urgent attention and cost me $89.00 at another place back in Melbourne. All the rest was bull.

Mechanics like that give me the shits too. I've heard since that they are going down the tube - can't keep customers!