Things that give you the sh1ts

[Scorpion]

Good work, i wonder if my missus will be as understanding when i tell her i can't be at the birth because i have a Grand Final bbq to attend...

Sounds reasonable to me - birth is "women's business" as far as I am concerned.

You wanna get him or me FC?

But I do have my redeeming features - I talk to women rather than treat them as objects!

I've always gone for brains and good movement in women, and, only secondarily, a nice hour-glass shape without being exaggerated anywhere.
All the women in my life have been into athletics, in one way or another, or dance, and not boring to talk to.

OK. You talk to women - if they are athletic like - have a nice hourglass shape (without being exaggerated anywhere), yes I can see that you must be quite a catch!
Men would only get in the way during birth anyway - useless!

[hawkseye]

What if the doctor is a man?

[Thiele]

people who buys something for 60c and they give you a $50 note

or second customer in the morning who has $50 note

[Psyber]

...
OK. You talk to women - if they are athletic like - have a nice hourglass shape (without being exaggerated anywhere), yes I can see that you must be quite a catch!
Men would only get in the way during birth anyway - useless!

Yeah I know. I delivered the requisite 10 at the QEH in my basic medical training.
I don't know who suffered more - the screaming Greek ladies or the sweating medical student! Copped about 4 with cords around the neck.
I tended to take the screaming seriously and found it upsetting that they were in so much apparent pain, despite the staff telling my to disregard it.

[PS: I did say the shape thing was secondary to brains and movement! ]

[Footy Chick]

People who have their wedding during the AFL Grand Final. Bloody rugby wankers.

That has always amazed me, i suppose some people are just not interested in it...

Saying that, we are expecting child no.3 and guess when its due...AFL Grand Final day !!! Not very well planned at all...

Thats just a recipe for disaster Felch because you know that anydate within 7 days of it is going to end up being GF day at some stage in the future.. Push for October!

But thats no good either - SANFL Grand Final and Bathurst 1000 become factors then too !

And any earlier, SAAFL finals become an issue ! I'm doomed...

That'll learn ya.. last time you have sex in December

[Dutchy]

Posters who posts go foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorever.....

[mighty_tiger_79]

Posters who posts go foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorever.....

ha ha MAL does that occasionally,

[Dutchy]

Posters who posts go foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorever.....

ha ha MAL does that occasionally,

at least mals make good points and not dribble!

[The Big Shrek]

squat rack curlers

Did not expect to see that here! There is a thread on t-nation with over 3000 posts on squat rack curlers!

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Posters who posts go foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorever.....

ha ha MAL does that occasionally,

at least mals make good points and not dribble!

Amen to that.

[devilsadvocate]

In the UK:

Those friggin Aussie flags with the Fosters logo along the bottom. It's sacrilege - my grandparents fought under that flag.

While I'm on the subject of our flag, it sh1ts me when people wear it as a cape. It's a flag to be flown, it's not a piece of clothing.

[Wedgie]

Sunday Football.

[Dutchy]

fair call DA


I have one....self promotion of their employment in the SANFL threads

has me turning off LIFEFM to be honest!

[Mickyj]

Cars that do not wish to start when they are cold .Then start first time for the wife . A trip to the Mechanic is in order for the Falcon

[Snaggletooth Tiger]

Annoying little yappy 'Foo Foo' dogs...
But their owners piss me off even more!

Where's a rabid pitbull when ya need one?

[Strawb]

trying to burn a DVD of tna and the disc has a mark on it that will not remove. and i cannot burn it

[devilsadvocate]

Those little punks who sit in a crowded public space or on public transport with their phones blasting some crappy rap.

[RoosterMarty]

Those little punks who sit in a crowded public space or on public transport with their phones blasting some crappy rap.

That used to happen quite often when I caught the bus home from work, not so much now because I finish later and miss the school kids. **** it is annoying, and because it's a mobile phone and cranked it's distorted most of the damn time.

[prowling panther]

When a fart turns out to be a wet one!!!

[Strawb]

When a fart turns out to be a wet one!!!

The only thing worse than that is turtlenecking