Funniest players/supporters at your club

[nuggety goodness]

somethin different than talkin about how your team's going...

i used to play in the Riverland Independants and i reckon the whole league knew 'Bomber' from Wunkar, has to be one of the funniest blokes around. he'd get on the gas and sing his song 'I'm a happy boy' those who know him and/or the song would have a large smile or even a laugh right now, he cracked me up!!!

[lovetotalkfooty]

A guy by the name of Wrighty (steven wright) is the funnies man i have ever met. Has some of the best one liners in the world. After a few beers you almost lose your bladder hes that funny.

[finn]

captain sapsasa from the chardonnay socialists (c1) of adelaide uni.
here's an example of his latest work of a quiz to a guy who used to play for us but is now an umpire.

What we have here are a bunch of hypotheticals but having said that I can’t see any reason why any of them are 100% impossible.


Some of these I want to know the answers, some I know the answers and some I’m quizzing you to ascertain the advancement of umpiring training thus far.

Conveniently I’m not telling you which one’s which..

If you’re touching both the goal and the point posts when you simultaneously touch the ball, is it a point or a ball in? I understand that there would be nothing in the rules for this one but can you make a call on it based on you teachings of what outranks the other?

If the ball is on the ground and you scoop it to your team-mate this shall be deemed a throw. Yes easy – but – what if whilst your hand is touching the ball the ball is always touching the ground. Is that a throw?

What if you are running with the ball and an opponent is in front of you (coming at you). You throw it from the top of your reach toward the ground but on the far side of him. Ie over his head. You get past him, he doesn’t tackle you and pick up the ball after it bounces once. Legal bounce?

What if you do the same as above but kick it either before it bounces once or before it bounces twice. A legal kick (or droppy)?

Is there actually a rule that says you can’t stuff the ball up your jumper or inside your shorts?

Can you hide it in your hair?

What about jumpers with pictures of balls on them to confuse the opposition. Legal?

If I catch the ball between my feet is that a mark or a ‘playon’ because I’m (sort-of) kicking it?

At times I’ve seen a player who has marked with a shot-on-goal nonchalantly bounce the ball when walking back to take his kick. Should this be called play on?

Or they throw the ball in the air with a bit of a spin. Should that be deemed a throw?

Is there a time limit on holding the ball. Ie if you stand there for a minute say and nobody tackles you is it endless?

If a player plays-on-advantage but has a Marius brain fade and kicks the wrong way but finds a team-mate, would you call it back?

Can a dragged player with the ball handball or kick it to the player replacing him on the field?

Would you call ‘play-on’ call for someone taking too long take his/her kick after the final siren?

If a player steps over the line he is in a different situation. Eg kicking out from full back, running around the mark, coming on the ground. But what about if they never set foot over the line because they were being carried by a team-mate?

As we all know you can’t stack man-on-man when standing the mark but what about when rucking or say at full forward?

It’s considered a throw when you place the ball in a team-mate’s hands but it isn’t when it’s an opponent arms (or they snatch it). What about if your opponent is on the ground and you shove it under them and then tackle them. Holding the ball?

If a player was inverted when tackled ‘too high’ would you feel awkward saying "too high"?

If a ball goes through the goals but gets blown back into the field of play before hitting the ground, that’s a goal right?

If 2 players simultaneously mark the ball it is awarded to the ‘man in front’. But what about if they are both facing each other?

If you grab an a team-mate and use them to trip an opponent with the ball, is that a free kick against you or your team-mate?

Have you ever seen that trick where if you blow under a ping pong ball it kind of hovers in mid air? Well what if you did this to the footy, would that be that classed as possession?

If the ball touches a team’s runner before going through the goals is this a point?

If a whole team protests and leaves the playing field do you call "play on"?

If a player wiped dog poop on the ball before dispatching it would your call would be?

If a ball gets stuck in the tree but the tree hangs in the playing arena, the call is?

If a player is taking a free kick with a DK Lillee run-up can they be called for running too far even if it’s all straight at the mark?

Sometimes people touch the ball on the ground to bounce it. If you don’t touch but scrape, does the reqd start at the touch-down or the disconnection with the grass?

Seagulls and their other airborne aviarian buddy animals hang out on the field. Is there some limit to animal types or quantities being on the field? 10 gulls is fine but what about a herd of cows? Or 2 cheeky monkeys?

Actually does the team have to consist of humans? Girls can’t play, we all know that’s in the rules. But can an animal play? BTW I’m thinking, only if the can be trained, a howler monkey in the forward pocket.

[nuggety goodness]

someone has a little bit too much time on their hands to think of so many hypotheticals... do you reckon any of those have or will happen in a game... only inspector gadget could reach the goal post and the point post at the same time...

anyway, another corker was Jarrod Munn from Moorook, should've been a jockey instead of a football player but he could drink like a thirsty camel!!! and his one liners are second to none! he's another one the whole league knew about too!!!

[hearts on fire]

LMAO at Finn!

[Baron Greenback]

A bloke by the name of Bill Arnet for Paringa has a massive dong and does dick tricks in the showers after the game. Hilarious.
Another guy called Andy Giles eats live moths. Great party trick.

[nuggety goodness]

A bloke by the name of Bill Arnet for Paringa has a massive dong and does dick tricks in the showers after the game. Hilarious.
Another guy called Andy Giles eats live moths. Great party trick.

can you just imaginea crowd of boys watchin this bloke play with himself, interesting characters out at Paringa... obviously a lack of talent hey...

one of my mates from PAOC said he's got a mate 'coco' who wears a G banger every week.... what a classic!

[Baron Greenback]

I know of one SAfooty poster who doesn't wear underwear on the field full stop.
Makes for an interesting sight when he kicks for goal...

[nuggety goodness]

I know of one SAfooty poster who doesn't wear underwear on the field full stop.
Makes for an interesting sight when he kicks for goal...

my first thought was DW but with his thighs he'd need to wear something to stop the chaffing!!! not that i can talk too much...

[Baron Greenback]

I'm not saying anything...

[Footy Smart]

we have a guy that did a trick after the div 3 premiership involving $1.20 in 20c pieces and a part of his anatomy that resembles a windsock

Was a shock to all at the bar when he paid the barman for a can of coke!!!

[nuggety goodness]

we have a guy that did a trick after the div 3 premiership involving $1.20 in 20c pieces and a part of his anatomy that resembles a windsock

Was a shock to all at the bar when he paid the barman for a can of coke!!!

i think you need to explain a bit further...

[Footy Smart]

we have a guy that did a trick after the div 3 premiership involving $1.20 in 20c pieces and a part of his anatomy that resembles a windsock

Was a shock to all at the bar when he paid the barman for a can of coke!!!

i think you need to explain a bit further...

Either Sunday or Mad Monday(hard to remember)

A member of the C grade premiership managed to fit $1.20 worth of 20c pieces (6 in total for the kids playing at home) into his foreskin

he then paid for his drink with that money

[nuggety goodness]

we have a guy that did a trick after the div 3 premiership involving $1.20 in 20c pieces and a part of his anatomy that resembles a windsock

Was a shock to all at the bar when he paid the barman for a can of coke!!!

i think you need to explain a bit further...

Either Sunday or Mad Monday(hard to remember)

A member of the C grade premiership managed to fit $1.20 worth of 20c pieces (6 in total for the kids playing at home) into his foreskin

he then paid for his drink with that money

and what did the bar staff think..... did they know?!?

wanna hope he cleaned himself up a bit before his tricks, otherwise.... yuk....

[hearts on fire]

Thats not funny, thats just disgusting Footy Smart, who would do that.........

[Footy Smart]

Was all done in jest no women around and no harm done. I certainly agree with the disgusting part but when it was done the situation was funny

[bulldogs]

A guy by the name of Wrighty (steven wright) is the funnies man i have ever met. Has some of the best one liners in the world. After a few beers you almost lose your bladder hes that funny.

did he play at pooraka because we had a very funny stevie wright

[lovetotalkfooty]

A guy by the name of Wrighty (steven wright) is the funnies man i have ever met. Has some of the best one liners in the world. After a few beers you almost lose your bladder hes that funny.

did he play at pooraka because we had a very funny stevie wright

no this bloke i am sure is just involved with eastern park. Even coached there under 18 side a few years ago.

[The Big Shrek]

we have a guy that did a trick after the div 3 premiership involving $1.20 in 20c pieces and a part of his anatomy that resembles a windsock

Was a shock to all at the bar when he paid the barman for a can of coke!!!

i think you need to explain a bit further...

Either Sunday or Mad Monday(hard to remember)

A member of the C grade premiership managed to fit $1.20 worth of 20c pieces (6 in total for the kids playing at home) into his foreskin

he then paid for his drink with that money

$1.20 for a can of coke isn't bad. What was he doing buying coke after a premiership? I hope he pulled a $5 out his arse for something to mix it with.

[BIG SEXY]

I know of one SAfooty poster who doesn't wear underwear on the field full stop.
Makes for an interesting sight when he kicks for goal...

my first thought was DW but with his thighs he'd need to wear something to stop the chaffing!!! not that i can talk too much...

bugger kicking for goals what about stretching down after training....