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Re: Top Tens

Postby Baron Greenback » Thu May 22, 2008 9:38 am

Bob Loblaw wrote:Top 10 Top Tens :wink:
10. Pre-1980 Production Cars - Cambridge Clarrie
9. songs - (S)aintbackline
8. Yo mama - Magpiespower
7. Favourite Footy Players - (S)aintbackline
6. teams - zipzap
5. Bad habits - smithy
4. Worst Sports clubs - Mr66
3. Quotes from 2007 - pafc1870
2. Live albums - Mr66
1. albums - Chuck Norris


I'm honoured to be number one Bob!
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Pseudo » Thu May 22, 2008 11:23 am

Top ten birds off the telly whom I'd shag rotten:

1. Catriona Rowntree
2. Kelly Nestor
3. Nuala Hafner (is she still around?)
4. Billie Piper
5. Kelly Golding
6. Nicky Buckley
7. Sharyn Ghidella
8. Katherine Parkinson (Jen off the IT Crowd)
9. Toni Pearen
10. Myf Warhurst
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu May 22, 2008 1:36 pm

Top Ten Glenelg Grand Final Losses

1. 1975 vs. Norwood
2. 1990 vs. Port
3. 1982 vs. Norwood
4. 1987 vs. North
5. 1992 vs. Port
6. 1981 vs. Port
7. 1974 vs. Sturt
8. 1988 vs. Port
9. 1977 vs. Port
10. 1970 vs. Sturt


(11. 2008 vs. Centrals?)

You suck. LOL. :wink:

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Re: Top Tens

Postby Punk Rooster » Thu May 22, 2008 3:23 pm

was gonna do my Top Ten 1-Night Stands, but Adelaide is too small- even if I only provided 1st names.... :?
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Re: Top Tens

Postby smithy » Thu May 22, 2008 9:41 pm

Punks top 10

1) Left hand
2) right hand
3) left hand
4) right hand
5) left hand
6) right hand
7) left hand
8.) right hand
9) left hand
10) right hand

have moved house and they don't sell flammables in Peterborough anyhow. :lol:
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Mr66 » Thu May 22, 2008 11:47 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:
Bob Loblaw wrote:Top 10 Top Tens :wink:
10. Pre-1980 Production Cars - Cambridge Clarrie
9. songs - (S)aintbackline
8. Yo mama - Magpiespower
7. Favourite Footy Players - (S)aintbackline
6. teams - zipzap
5. Bad habits - smithy
4. Worst Sports clubs - Mr66
3. Quotes from 2007 - pafc1870
2. Live albums - Mr66
1. albums - Chuck Norris


I'm honoured to be number one Bob!


But I had two in the top five!
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Mr66 » Thu May 22, 2008 11:50 pm

Top ten Sturt Premierships

1/ 1976
2/ 1966
3/ 1970
4/ 1915
5/ 2002
6/ 1969
7/ 1974
8/ 1967
9/ 1968
10/ 1940
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Re: Top Tens

Postby smithy » Fri May 23, 2008 12:05 am

Top 12 sporting commentary bloopers.

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the
Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's
that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North
said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
like this.'

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky
Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come
in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to
use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri May 23, 2008 12:44 pm

Pseudo wrote:Top ten birds off the telly whom I'd shag rotten:

1. Catriona Rowntree
2. Kelly Nestor
3. Nuala Hafner (is she still around?)
4. Billie Piper
5. Kelly Golding
6. Nicky Buckley
7. Sharyn Ghidella
8. Katherine Parkinson (Jen off the IT Crowd)
9. Toni Pearen
10. Myf Warhurst


Mmmmm the things I'd eat out of Catriona Rowntree's arse! And Myf Warhurst too for that matter...
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Pseudo » Fri May 23, 2008 12:56 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Top ten birds off the telly whom I'd shag rotten:

1. Catriona Rowntree
2. Kelly Nestor
3. Nuala Hafner (is she still around?)
4. Billie Piper
5. Kelly Golding
6. Nicky Buckley
7. Sharyn Ghidella
8. Katherine Parkinson (Jen off the IT Crowd)
9. Toni Pearen
10. Myf Warhurst


Mmmmm the things I'd eat out of Catriona Rowntree's arse! And Myf Warhurst too for that matter...


Well Chuck, let's have it:

The top ten things Chuck Norris would eat out of Catriona Rowntree's arse
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Hazbeen » Fri May 23, 2008 1:03 pm

Pseudo wrote:Top ten birds off the telly whom I'd shag rotten:

1. Catriona Rowntree
2. Kelly Nestor
3. Nuala Hafner (is she still around?)
4. Billie Piper
5. Kelly Golding
6. Nicky Buckley
7. Sharyn Ghidella
8. Katherine Parkinson (Jen off the IT Crowd)
9. Toni Pearen
10. Myf Warhurst



What about the delectable Jennifer Hawkins??
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri May 23, 2008 2:00 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Top ten birds off the telly whom I'd shag rotten:

1. Catriona Rowntree
2. Kelly Nestor
3. Nuala Hafner (is she still around?)
4. Billie Piper
5. Kelly Golding
6. Nicky Buckley
7. Sharyn Ghidella
8. Katherine Parkinson (Jen off the IT Crowd)
9. Toni Pearen
10. Myf Warhurst


Mmmmm the things I'd eat out of Catriona Rowntree's arse! And Myf Warhurst too for that matter...


Well Chuck, let's have it:

The top ten things Chuck Norris would eat out of Catriona Rowntree's arse



The Top 10 things Chuck Norris would eat out of Catriona Rowntree's arse.

10. Marshmallows
9. Pringles
8. Chocolate
7. Strawberries
6. Boiled lollies
5. Condoms
4. Skittles
3. Banana
2. Popcorn chicken
1. Freckles
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Rik E Boy » Sat May 24, 2008 8:42 am

Rik E Boy wrote:Top Ten Glenelg Grand Final Losses

1. 1975 vs. Norwood
2. 1990 vs. Port
3. 1982 vs. Norwood
4. 1987 vs. North
5. 1992 vs. Port
6. 1981 vs. Port
7. 1974 vs. Sturt
8. 1988 vs. Port
9. 1977 vs. Port
10. 1970 vs. Sturt


(11. 2008 vs. Centrals?)

You suck. LOL. :wink:

regards,

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Boy I am I glad that post didn't come back and bite me on the arse.

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Re: Top Tens

Postby Footy Chick » Sat May 24, 2008 9:14 am

smithy wrote:Punks top 10

1) Left hand
2) right hand
3) left hand
4) right hand
5) left hand
6) right hand
7) left hand
8.) right hand
9) left hand
10) right hand

have moved house and they don't sell flammables in Peterborough anyhow. :lol:


GOLD! :lol: :lol: =D> =D>
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Punk Rooster » Sat May 24, 2008 9:24 am

Falcon Chick wrote:
smithy wrote:Punks top 10

1) Left hand
2) right hand
3) left hand
4) right hand
5) left hand
6) right hand
7) left hand
8.) right hand
9) left hand
10) right hand

have moved house and they don't sell flammables in Peterborough anyhow. :lol:


GOLD! :lol: :lol: =D> =D>

I do know where you live however... :wink:
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Re: Top Tens

Postby Pseudo » Sat May 24, 2008 9:46 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Top Ten Glenelg Grand Final Losses

1. 1975 vs. Norwood
2. 1990 vs. Port
3. 1982 vs. Norwood
4. 1987 vs. North
5. 1992 vs. Port
6. 1981 vs. Port
7. 1974 vs. Sturt
8. 1988 vs. Port
9. 1977 vs. Port
10. 1970 vs. Sturt


(11. 2008 vs. Centrals?)

You suck. LOL. :wink:

regards,

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Boy I am I glad that post didn't come back and bite me on the arse.

regards,

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You mean like this?

Norwood's top ten good players from last night

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

(on a more serious note - keep yer chin up, your mob will recover from that. The opposite result fired the Bays up to better things in the final matches of 2004)
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Re: Top Tens

Postby smithy » Sat May 24, 2008 9:47 pm

After reading your last post Punk I made renovations to my house and moved it to Victoria Park.

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Re: Top Tens

Postby godoubleblues » Sun May 25, 2008 9:17 pm

zipzap wrote:Top ten teams

Sturt
Daylight
Glenelg
Norwood
North
Central
South
West
Port
Eagles


gee Zippy, you must really hate the Eagles :lol:
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Re: Top Tens

Postby zipzap » Sun May 25, 2008 10:51 pm

godoubleblues wrote:
zipzap wrote:Top ten teams

Sturt
Daylight
Glenelg
Norwood
North
Central
South
West
Port
Eagles


gee Zippy, you must really hate the Eagles :lol:


Ooh yeah!

Top 10 SANFL 'Characters'

1. Pram Lady
2. Sturtpeter
3. 'One Point' Alex
4. Eagles Ernie
5. Glenelg flagboy
6. Get yer Eagles raffle man
7. Toothless Budget seller - take your pick but I know the one I mean
8. Super Sid
9. Sturt Ladies Auxillary
10. Wedgie
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Re: Top Tens

Postby am Bays » Mon May 26, 2008 1:23 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:Top Ten Glenelg Grand Final Losses

1. 1975 vs. Norwood
2. 1990 vs. Port
3. 1982 vs. Norwood
4. 1987 vs. North
5. 1992 vs. Port
6. 1981 vs. Port
7. 1974 vs. Sturt
8. 1988 vs. Port
9. 1977 vs. Port
10. 1970 vs. Sturt


(11. 2008 vs. Centrals?)

You suck. LOL. :wink:

regards,

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LOL, despite Friday's result that's still pretty funny....hard to imagne any loss being worse than 1990 though.... :oops: :oops:

I like the fact you have us in this years GF, I'm not sure I share your confidence though, yet.... :D
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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