Riverland Football Chatter

[200 Killer Wasps]

Tony Schulz makes Brad Pitt look like the Elephant Man,

Pint of Ale would you play for United in the APFL.

[Hardpuncher]

Paringa gained another star recruit....

is it someone from another rivland club or out of the region?

[Dogwatcher]

Ask CN, I think he knows him....

[Baron Greenback]

200KW - Great name mate!
I love that ad...

[Dogwatcher]

Tony Schulz makes Brad Pitt look like the Elephant Man

That's gold!

[Baron Greenback]

Sometimes CN wishes he didn't know him. Bwahaha.

[200 Killer Wasps]

I though the stories of Tony and his mirror were only known of within the Wunkar confines.

[Dogwatcher]

No, no, no - very common knowledge.
You just have to sit with him for long enough at the front bar of the Loxton Hotel to realise just how true.
He's only with kate cos she keeps telling him how handsome he is!

He's gonna kill me if he ever hears about any of this!

[200 Killer Wasps]

Tony's name comes up quite regularly on Rove Live when the question is asked who you would turn gay for.

[pint of ale?]

Tony Schulz makes Brad Pitt look like the Elephant Man,

Pint of Ale would you play for United in the APFL.

I guess you could say that. I sort of stagger around the field falling over a lot, occasionally getting a touch. But yes it's for United.

[Hardpuncher]

Ask CN, I think he knows him....

So hes a renmark player??come on CN spill the beans

[Hardpuncher]

Tony's name comes up quite regularly on Rove Live when the question is asked who you would turn gay for.

so does daryl tilbrook's

[Dogwatcher]

HP - he has a nickname, it's Mr Crying Game. Current girlfriend is a Ranga and the tool's a Brisbane supporter.
If that doesn't flush him out, I don't know what will.

[Baron Greenback]

Now come on! You can pay out my nickname and the ranga, but don't you dare give any grief to the Lions!!!

[200 Killer Wasps]

Methinks Chuck & DW are jerkin your chain Hardpuncher.

[Dogwatcher]

Nope, not at all I think CN pretty much gave himself away there.

The great Chuck Norris is going to leave the Rovers and join the Rovers at Paringa. Must feel a sniff of premiership hope...

[200 Killer Wasps]

Well that is news.

Not sure we will get the dream match up in the Paringa - Moorook game. Chuck would be more in line for the job on Jarrod Loxton.

Good Luck Chuck.

[Baron Greenback]

I'd like the job on Squirt actually.
At least I wouldn't have to go near any packs! Bwahaha!

[Mulligain]

Nick Uren to miss six with a broken thumb.

[Recollect]

Well that is news.

Not sure we will get the dream match up in the Paringa - Moorook game. Chuck would be more in line for the job on Jarrod Loxton.

Good Luck Chuck.

Looking forward to the Match Up on Tilbrook Round 9