Riverland Football Chatter

[Dogwatcher]

Don't you talk, you were asking directions for the shop the other day.

[Baron Greenback]

I was only looking for directions to get away from there.

[silicone skyline]

I was only looking for directions to get away from there.

As fast as you could with your bulk buy underwear packs and half a leg of ham from woolies.

[Baron Greenback]

The reason I buy those underpants is not because I'm fat
As for the ham, I took it from you SS. Tough love.

[Dogwatcher]

I suppose you need somewhere to fit those socks to make your package look bigger.

[silicone skyline]

We all know you stuff those socks in your undies to make it look in proportion with your arse.
Joke's on you BD, that ham was an unsmoked Castlemaine 3 kilo leg, I've still got the 4 kilo honey smoked Don Ham.
Is Don, is good.

[Baron Greenback]

Mmmmm smoked ham.

Now, now boys. No need to get nasty and collaborate your replies in the same office!

[silicone skyline]

Hey, haven't you noticed mine are way better?
BTW, who told you the tranny joke?
I only told it on the weekend on the bus trip down to Mallalla

[Dogwatcher]

Mr Crying Game knows all the tranny jokes SS.

[Baron Greenback]

Yours are definitely better SS.

A mate SMS'd me that on the way to Ironbank on Saturday.
Probably got it the same time as you!

[cod master]

D.Evans from Loxton to Wunkar Confirmed today
Steve Reno from Cobby to Bakers Creek Qld
Blake Wegener to play with Barmera again .

[Dogwatcher]

Evans to Wunkar, means I might play less time in the middle this year!

[southern fan]

Daniel Evans is a huge loss to Loxton. Is it falling apart?

[200 Killer Wasps]

Daniel lives out at Wunkar and began his junior footy there and always planned to return one day.

He now has a young family and his partner has played netball for Wunkar for a number of years.

All this as well as new coach Byrnes strict fitness regime, Daniel's age and love of pre season training have led him to make this inevitable decision.

[Dogwatcher]

Ha ha ha - love of pre-season training? Try love of training full stop!

He will be one hard man to stop in Independent footy. It's going to be painful having him on the opposition, but I'm going to love watching it again. Machine.

[catfish]

Strict fitness regime? that's news to me. evans will be a big loss for loxton but at least the glasses in the sporty will be feeling a little safer!

[Dogwatcher]

and the tables.

[catfish]

be interesting to see if bangers smith follows evans to wunkar. that duo would have a few teams looking over their shoulders!

[Dogwatcher]

just a few.

[Bradman]

Dw,
So what teams are on the up in independant or on the slide?
Just your thoughts on what your hearing on recruiting etc.