Things that give you the sh1ts

[Wedgie]

Best way to go mate, give them no expectations to start with. I erred in that department, built a 3 room extension to our house in 4.5 weeks (whilst NOT on holidays) and she has expected quick work ever since. I think she's adjusting to reality though.

Crikey, when you're finished there come down here, the Missus is currently organising bathroom renovations, my effort towards it was to remortgage the home!
Never even mown a lawn in my life.

[smac]

No. Still about 2 years left to get this place right according to her list.

[JK]

Women.

Mrs smac complained this morning that now footy is back, we won't see each other today.

That's because she is out now clothes shopping with a friend and will be out this afternoon having her nails done. I'll leave for the footy at about 5 oclock when she gets home.

But it's all footy's fault.

LMAO ... So everyone else cops this aswell?

I'ts only Round 2 and it's been on in this household

[johntheclaret]

Women.

Mrs smac complained this morning that now footy is back, we won't see each other today.

That's because she is out now clothes shopping with a friend and will be out this afternoon having her nails done. I'll leave for the footy at about 5 oclock when she gets home.

But it's all footy's fault.

LMAO ... So everyone else cops this aswell?

I'ts only Round 2 and it's been on in this household

Have I missed something.

[smac]

Have I missed something.

Only round 1 of the AFL John - nothing for you to worry about mate!

[smac]

Women.

Mrs smac complained this morning that now footy is back, we won't see each other today.

That's because she is out now clothes shopping with a friend and will be out this afternoon having her nails done. I'll leave for the footy at about 5 oclock when she gets home.

But it's all footy's fault.

LMAO ... So everyone else cops this aswell?

I'ts only Round 2 and it's been on in this household

LOL, didn't think I'd be lone ranger, welcome aboard!

[Dirko]

Don't worry...Tonto is here as well...

Yes dear, your new haircut looks great...Don't forget I'm at Noarlunga tomorrow

[Pseudo]

Don't worry...Tonto is here as well...

Yes dear, your new haircut looks great...Don't forget I'm at Noarlunga tomorrow

Hah. After spending weeks of buttering up the missus and reminding her that footy starts this week, last night I got:
"oh, so you really are going to the game on Sunday then? I didn't think it was a definite"
with much pouting of the lower lip and sad faces.

[Dirko]

Pseudo,

I'll find you tomorrow and we'll have a drink in honour of the "pouting' wives

[Dutchy]

Ive dragged mine all the way to Melbourne to go to the footy!...of course there is shopping tomorrow morning

and what gave me the shits today? Victorian roads speed limits of 100kms

[Wedgie]

I must have an extraordinary missus as I seem to have the opposite 'problem' to everyone else.
Mind you anyone who could put up with me for more than 2 hours (let alone 18 years) is very extraordinary.
Its stressful being such a moron as Im not only waiting for the time my missus leaves me but it wouldn't surprise me if my kids left me!

[magpie in the 80's]

I must have an extraordinary missus as I seem to have the opposite 'problem' to everyone else.
Mind you anyone who could put up with me for more than 2 hours (let alone 18 years) is very extraordinary.
Its stressful being such a moron as Im not only waiting for the time my missus leaves me but it wouldn't surprise me if my kids left me!

I must be extrordinary

[Punk Rooster]

I must have an extraordinary missus as I seem to have the opposite 'problem' to everyone else.
Mind you anyone who could put up with me for more than 2 hours (let alone 18 years) is very extraordinary.
Its stressful being such a moron as Im not only waiting for the time my missus leaves me but it wouldn't surprise me if my kids left me!

I must be extraordinary

[magpie in the 80's]

I must have an extraordinary missus as I seem to have the opposite 'problem' to everyone else.
Mind you anyone who could put up with me for more than 2 hours (let alone 18 years) is very extraordinary.
Its stressful being such a moron as Im not only waiting for the time my missus leaves me but it wouldn't surprise me if my kids left me!

I must be extrordinary

[Dogwatcher]

A list today:

1) Church services that go for two hours.

2) Friends who are ill but won't let you help them. Making your life very difficult in the meantime.

3) Half cooked parmis, and then the girl says "Oh we haven't had any complaints before", when you know it's patent BS.


Ahhhhhhhh.....feeling better.

4) Oh yeah, when you leave tissues in your pants and they go through the wash.

[locky801]

Today """Nothing"""

[am Bays]

Not having a cat to kick ten shades of shit out of when you lose games that you shouldn't....

[redden whites]

when you leave tissues in your pants and they go through the wash.

Hey Doggie the girls use the tissues for enhancement mate .Try a rolled up sock mate like the rest of us.

[Dogwatcher]

Ahhhh is that where I'm going wrong????

[bulldogproud]

Best way to go mate, give them no expectations to start with. I erred in that department, built a 3 room extension to our house in 4.5 weeks (whilst NOT on holidays) and she has expected quick work ever since. I think she's adjusting to reality though.

Crikey, when you're finished there come down here, the Missus is currently organising bathroom renovations, my effort towards it was to remortgage the home!
Never even mown a lawn in my life.

Finally found something in common with you, Wedgemeister!!