Things that give you the sh1ts

[Dogwatcher]

No offence heater, but I'm glad I am not alone in wishing the rain would give in for just a little while...

Not getting rain that other people got

Understood.

Also...seeing a 10 minute vet appointment costing a hunjy.

[redden whites]

Perfectly fit people who cut through 4 lanes of traffic just taking off from the lights going green when they could walk 15m and cross by foot perfectly safely at the lights. Stupid woman thought she was ok until motor bike appeared behing my van in the gutter and sent her flying along with motorcyclist......totally avoidable pain to these poor peoples families tonight and themselves (i hope both are ok after looking very sick in back of ambulances)

P.S. Motorcyclists weaving through traffic to get to the front or racing up the gutter to jump-start everyone else taking off.Time gained maybe 15 seconds?? (if you get to the front)

[Dogwatcher]

Getting to the doctor's surgery for a 4pm appointment and not getting in there until 4.45.
No apology either.

[Punk Rooster]

Getting to the doctor's surgery for a 4pm appointment and not getting in there until 4.45.
No apology either.

half your luck- spent 2hrs waiting to see a doctor today...

[smac]

Getting to the doctor's surgery for a 4pm appointment and not getting in there until 4.45.
No apology either.

half your luck- spent 2hrs waiting to see a doctor today...

Birthday bumps gone too far?

[Punk Rooster]

nah, not quite smac.

However, I had 2 tyres go flat on me yesterday, & was informed (despite being brand new) that 1 tyre needs replacing, as the puncture was illegally repaired (on the shoulder of the tyre), & a new one was gonna set me back $180!

[Mr66]

People who use lifts to go one floor.

[Strawb]

People who use lifts to go one floor.

what about people farting in lifts??

[JAS]

People who use lifts to go one floor.

what about people farting in lifts??

You mean like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViYclyAkkDg

Regards
JAS

P.S. Happy birthday Punky

[Psyber]

People who use lifts to go one floor.

There are sometimes reasons. My wife is asthmatic and phobic about escalators, and I have a dodgy medial meniscus which doesn't like stairs.

[smac]

nah, not quite smac.

However, I had 2 tyres go flat on me yesterday, & was informed (despite being brand new) that 1 tyre needs replacing, as the puncture was illegally repaired (on the shoulder of the tyre), & a new one was gonna set me back $180!

Ouch. Hope you still get 'birthday money' in the cards then mate.

[Punk Rooster]

nah, not quite smac.

However, I had 2 tyres go flat on me yesterday, & was informed (despite being brand new) that 1 tyre needs replacing, as the puncture was illegally repaired (on the shoulder of the tyre), & a new one was gonna set me back $180!

Ouch. Hope you still get 'birthday money' in the cards then mate.

yeah, but the $5 notes aren't adding up quickly enough

[JK]

Waiting 6 months after a dismal footy season to return to the same crap and realise there's a minimum wait of 12 months to see, maybe, some sign of improvement FFS!!!

[Wedgie]

People who use lifts to go one floor.

There are sometimes reasons. My wife is asthmatic and phobic about escalators, and I have a dodgy medial meniscus which doesn't like stairs.

I don't mean to be rude but phobic about escaltors?
Wouldn't a lift be scarier?:?

[Psyber]

People who use lifts to go one floor.

There are sometimes reasons. My wife is asthmatic and phobic about escalators, and I have a dodgy medial meniscus which doesn't like stairs.

I don't mean to be rude but phobic about escalators?
Wouldn't a lift be scarier?:?

Apparently not if you ever got knocked over and fell down an upgoing escalator as a child! It happened to me too but with less impact, but then she was sick and frail as a child, and suffered more than the minor scrapes and bruises I did.

[smac]

Women.

Mrs smac complained this morning that now footy is back, we won't see each other today.

That's because she is out now clothes shopping with a friend and will be out this afternoon having her nails done. I'll leave for the footy at about 5 oclock when she gets home.

But it's all footy's fault.

[Wedgie]

Women.

Mrs smac complained this morning that now footy is back, we won't see each other today.

That's because she is out now clothes shopping with a friend and will be out this afternoon having her nails done. I'll leave for the footy at about 5 oclock when she gets home.

But it's all footy's fault.

ha ha, my Mrs complains the opposite, she sees more of me in the footy season as we go to the footy together. Any other time of the year and I'd be out of her hair in the computer room or at lawn bowls!

[smac]

I think she's most upset that the 'to do list' will now be on hold until October.

[Wedgie]

I think she's most upset that the 'to do list' will now be on hold until October.

ha ha, I think my missus is most upset that the 'to do list' should have been started 10 years ago and has no start time in site.

[smac]

Best way to go mate, give them no expectations to start with. I erred in that department, built a 3 room extension to our house in 4.5 weeks (whilst NOT on holidays) and she has expected quick work ever since. I think she's adjusting to reality though.