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Postby Jimmy » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:43 am

Carn the blues!!!!!
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Re: chuck norris

Postby rogernumber10 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:14 am

1.open google.
2.type in "find chuck norris"
3.click on "I'm feeling lucky"
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Re: chuck norris

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:26 am

what is the deal with Chuck Norris? Why has he become such an icon at the moment?
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Re: chuck norris

Postby smac » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:28 am

He careful DW... He could beat you up without leaving home.
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Re: chuck norris

Postby rogernumber10 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:29 am

Not sure. Think it just seems to be that some college kids in the US got big on him a few years back with a website devoted to him, which absolutely took off via the net. Same way I guess that everyone went through the similar thing with Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon about 15 years ago. Congrats too on 8000 posts. That's a lot of time sitting around thinking about the important stuff, like Chuck Norris.
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Re: chuck norris

Postby woodwt » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:35 am

some of his movies were shockers :shock:
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Re: chuck norris

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:40 am

rogernumber10 wrote:Not sure. Think it just seems to be that some college kids in the US got big on him a few years back with a website devoted to him, which absolutely took off via the net. Same way I guess that everyone went through the similar thing with Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon about 15 years ago. Congrats too on 8000 posts. That's a lot of time sitting around thinking about the important stuff, like Chuck Norris.


Mr T has come back in the same fashion too I guess.

Thanks for the congrats Rog, I'm trying to decide if it's an achievement or not...
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Re: chuck norris

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:51 am

Those Norris facts are pure gold.
I stumbled upon them about a year ago and laugh my arse off every time I read them.
Apparently Chuck Norris is sueing a bloke who compiled the facts and put them into a book.
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Re: chuck norris

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:52 am

Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasm, simply by pointing at her and saying 'Booya'!
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Re: chuck norris

Postby Hardly_super » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:06 pm

I just like any one who cuts the sleeves off a jumper (sweater) and turns it into a work out top!
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Re: chuck norris

Postby (S)aintbackline » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:58 pm

Barry Dawson wrote:Those Norris facts are pure gold.
I stumbled upon them about a year ago and laugh my arse off every time I read them.
Apparently Chuck Norris is sueing a bloke who compiled the facts and put them into a book.


Thats the worst move he could make, if i were him i would embrace the whole thing, it would be the best career move ever. Could you imagine him wearing a t-shirt that say 'Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits' or somthing to that extent. All sueing this guy would do is make people not like him all over again.
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Re: chuck norris

Postby RoosterMarty » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:28 pm

Barry Dawson wrote:Those Norris facts are pure gold.
I stumbled upon them about a year ago and laugh my arse off every time I read them.
Apparently Chuck Norris is sueing a bloke who compiled the facts and put them into a book.



Apparently he is suing because it is 'false advertising' and he thinks readers may actually believe the facts as being true (which they are ;)).
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Re: chuck norris

Postby spell_check » Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:43 pm

ih8thebackline wrote:
Barry Dawson wrote:Those Norris facts are pure gold.
I stumbled upon them about a year ago and laugh my arse off every time I read them.
Apparently Chuck Norris is sueing a bloke who compiled the facts and put them into a book.


Thats the worst move he could make, if i were him i would embrace the whole thing, it would be the best career move ever. Could you imagine him wearing a t-shirt that say 'Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits' or somthing to that extent. All sueing this guy would do is make people not like him all over again.


He does like them - I think he even publicly stated which facts were his favourite. RoosterMarty would be right.
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Re: chuck norris

Postby Interceptor » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:25 am

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Re: chuck norris

Postby RoosterMarty » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:42 pm

Haha that is gold.

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Re: chuck norris

Postby magpie in the 80's » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:16 pm

smac wrote:Final scores for summer 2007-08:

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Smac jr retains the trophy! (little bastard)


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Re: chuck norris

Postby BenchedEagle » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:12 pm

In tight situations chuck's chin doubles as a 3rd fist!
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Re: chuck norris

Postby Mr66 » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:05 pm

Chuck falls into the 'so bad that its good' category.
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Re: chuck norris

Postby Dirko » Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:22 pm

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Quote with picture "The 'Stack' over 20000 kms long, this is about the same size as Chuck Norris' Penis." :lol:
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Re: chuck norris

Postby zipzap » Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:30 am

He's been quite visibly active in the whole Republican pre-election $mooch-fest. Only Steven Seagal is a worse actor.
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