Things that give you the sh1ts

[Footy Chick]

my son having the shits when in the bath...

"and den da big brown shark came"

[smac]

Oh dear -such things to look forward to!

So, he was standing up - none on the walls?

Sounds like Smac after a big night out.

Tee hee funny man...

[Baron Greenback]

my son having the shits when in the bath...

"and den da big brown shark came"

And G.I.Joe got stuck...

[mighty_tiger_79]

taxi drivers out the front of the airport. once they pick up a passenger they dont feel the need to indicate or give-way to traffic, they just pull out straight out in front of cars.......cant wait for an accident.....i guess theres no real difference from the airport to everywhere else on the road but its bloody frustrating when they do it

[Leaping Lindner]

Kerry O'Keefe.
Seriously if he was a 12 year old you'd give him a smack on the back of the head and tell him to grow up.

[RustyCage]

taxi drivers out the front of the airport. once they pick up a passenger they dont feel the need to indicate or give-way to traffic, they just pull out straight out in front of cars.......cant wait for an accident.....i guess theres no real difference from the airport to everywhere else on the road but its bloody frustrating when they do it

Fun times at 5am on new years day when the taxi I was in went along the wrong side of the road on a main road that had a traffic island in the middle!!

[Dogwatcher]

Kerry O'Keefe.
Seriously if he was a 12 year old you'd give him a smack on the back of the head and tell him to grow up.

I concur.

[Dogwatcher]

People who think it's worth sending you an email 50 odd times!

[silicone skyline]

I just want you to RSVP to the invitation.

I'll stop sending it then.

[mighty_tiger_79]

theres a little tension in the air!!!!!!!

[Mic]

Opening PDF files on the Internet.

Ironing a shirt but then it creasing up as soon as you sit down in your car.

[Hardly_super]

People that wear lycra and ride bikes on the roadways only a month before and a week after the tour down under!!!!!

no problem with recreational bike riders but you all know the ones im talking about.

[silicone skyline]

The Biggest Loser.
They should make it into a contender style game where they put them in a cage and fight.
Now THAT'S television.

[smac]

Starting work at 6am, to be able to finish at 2pm and still being at work at 4:50pm with no end in sight...

[Wedgie]

The Biggest Loser.
They should make it into a contender style game where they put them in a cage and fight.
Now THAT'S television.

I like it! UFC meets the Biggest Loser!
Even better put a Biggest Loser contestent against a UFC participant!
They'll lose weight when their head is knocked off!:lol:

[RustyCage]

The Biggest Loser.
They should make it into a contender style game where they put them in a cage and fight.
Now THAT'S television.

And probably a safer way to lose weight!

[mighty_tiger_79]

a taxi driver refusing to take me from marion shopping centre to basically colonnades.

[Mic]

a taxi driver refusing to take me from marion shopping centre to basically colonnades.

What was his reason?

[Wedgie]

a taxi driver refusing to take me from marion shopping centre to basically colonnades.

Take his number and report him to the taxi board.

[brod]

People who plan to do something (go to the cricket) so that you then say no to others and then pull out on you leaving you now going by yourself to the cricket on both Sat and Sun.