Things that give you the sh1ts

[Footy Chick]

Down in the city, we've got television DW... It's like radio with pictures!

Nice work Gob...

[locky801]

ahhh yet another Ebay ripoff one day my missus will listen

[RustyCage]

Constantly being told by religous freaks that Im wrong for being an athiest, that theres something wrong with me, that what they think is fact and anything I think is ignorant of me. And I quote:

Oohhhh, how bad is it that you my friend can't believe in Him. If you really believe that bible itsa fiction book. How can you explain so many good things, miracles, and a lot of things good that God do. You eceptics believe in casuality, but sont have any reasonable argument to avoid the fact that this world actually, mas made by someone more omnipotent and gloriosus than Darwin" If you really wanna change your life FOREVER. Deliver your heart to Jesus and I asure you that you always remember how luck you are of reading this messaage God bless you and I pray for you. Blessiins

How do I explain good things that happen? Simple bitch. Logic. How about you? Why dont I believe in god? Im too old to have imaginary friends.

If you believe in god, fair enough, Im happy for you, its your belief, but dont be so pig headed to tell me Im wrong.

[Ian]

pafc1870,

My 13yo son came home from school earlier this year after having had religous studies at school (public so it's not shoved down their neck all the time.) As a younger kid he was dinosour mad, and knows more about evoloution and time lines than I ever will.

Son: I don't think I believe in god anymore
Mother: Why not ?
Son: They told us how the world started and they were wrong
Mother: What do you mean?
Son: The dinosours weren't there, they couldn't fit them in anywhere
Mother: Oh! (speachless at his obvious use of proper reasoning and scientific fact)
Son: What they said can't be right, they said the world began with Adam & Eve, but the dinosours were all around for millions of years, and what about Neanderthal man .........etc. etc.

[RustyCage]

pafc1870,

My 13yo son came home from school earlier this year after having had religous studies at school (public so it's not shoved down their neck all the time.) As a younger kid he was dinosour mad, and knows more about evoloution and time lines than I ever will.

Son: I don't think I believe in god anymore
Mother: Why not ?
Son: They told us how the world started and they were wrong
Mother: What do you mean?
Son: The dinosours weren't there, they couldn't fit them in anywhere
Mother: Oh! (speachless at his obvious use of proper reasoning and scientific fact)
Son: What they said can't be right, they said the world began with Adam & Eve, but the dinosours were all around for millions of years, and what about Neanderthal man .........etc. etc.

haha, great story! Though throughout my teaching course we have had it rammed down our throats* that being a secular country religous studies in a public school is illegal, you should go to the school and bash a few heads (verbally of course!)

[another grub]

People rushing around shopping 4 Xmas...FFS ...get a life.....

[smac]

Politicians.

High profile CEO's.

Both think they can push my company around - look out, we're coming.

[Dogwatcher]

People who complain about rain.

[malleebull]

wet carpet!!!!!!

[locky801]

being bloody stupid enough to go to work when I knew Port Road would flood wearing boots with holes in them

[rogernumber10]

Constantly being told by religous freaks that Im wrong for being an athiest, that theres something wrong with me, that what they think is fact and anything I think is ignorant of me. And I quote:

Oohhhh, how bad is it that you my friend can't believe in Him. If you really believe that bible itsa fiction book. How can you explain so many good things, miracles, and a lot of things good that God do. You eceptics believe in casuality, but sont have any reasonable argument to avoid the fact that this world actually, mas made by someone more omnipotent and gloriosus than Darwin" If you really wanna change your life FOREVER. Deliver your heart to Jesus and I asure you that you always remember how luck you are of reading this messaage God bless you and I pray for you. Blessiins

How do I explain good things that happen? Simple bitch. Logic. How about you? Why dont I believe in god? Im too old to have imaginary friends.

If you believe in god, fair enough, Im happy for you, its your belief, but dont be so pig headed to tell me Im wrong.

catholics - We're taught to have the whole guilt thing down-pat by the age of about nine. However, the priests get very very unhappy when you ask some difficult questions in secondary school.

Yep, great times

[scoob]

Dodging piles of spew in the mornings on the way to work.... at least do it on the road people!!!

[bulldogproud]

Geez FC, that is way, way over the top.

Wait 'til JAS sees this thread. I bet she'll post a scene from a certain Monty Python movie.

That was actually the first thing I thought of, but I ddint want to steal her thunder

Ask and ye shall receive



Not brilliant but the best I could find at short notice Don't think I could do better than FCs photo.

Regards
JAS

Please deLIVER me from all this!!!

[another grub]

having no money at Xmas..... and everyone else all happy and sociable.....

[bulldogproud]

Constantly being told by religous freaks that Im wrong for being an athiest, that theres something wrong with me, that what they think is fact and anything I think is ignorant of me. And I quote:

Oohhhh, how bad is it that you my friend can't believe in Him. If you really believe that bible itsa fiction book. How can you explain so many good things, miracles, and a lot of things good that God do. You eceptics believe in casuality, but sont have any reasonable argument to avoid the fact that this world actually, mas made by someone more omnipotent and gloriosus than Darwin" If you really wanna change your life FOREVER. Deliver your heart to Jesus and I asure you that you always remember how luck you are of reading this messaage God bless you and I pray for you. Blessiins

How do I explain good things that happen? Simple bitch. Logic. How about you? Why dont I believe in god? Im too old to have imaginary friends.

If you believe in god, fair enough, Im happy for you, its your belief, but dont be so pig headed to tell me Im wrong.

catholics - We're taught to have the whole guilt thing down-pat by the age of about nine. However, the priests get very very unhappy when you ask some difficult questions in secondary school.

Yep, great times

Sorry that you got brought up in the wrong era, Roger. You will find that Catholic education has changed a lot in the past twenty years.
Cheers

[Mic]

Constantly being told by religous freaks that Im wrong for being an athiest, that theres something wrong with me, that what they think is fact and anything I think is ignorant of me. And I quote:

Oohhhh, how bad is it that you my friend can't believe in Him. If you really believe that bible itsa fiction book. How can you explain so many good things, miracles, and a lot of things good that God do. You eceptics believe in casuality, but sont have any reasonable argument to avoid the fact that this world actually, mas made by someone more omnipotent and gloriosus than Darwin" If you really wanna change your life FOREVER. Deliver your heart to Jesus and I asure you that you always remember how luck you are of reading this messaage God bless you and I pray for you. Blessiins

How do I explain good things that happen? Simple bitch. Logic. How about you? Why dont I believe in god? Im too old to have imaginary friends.

If you believe in god, fair enough, Im happy for you, its your belief, but dont be so pig headed to tell me Im wrong.

catholics - We're taught to have the whole guilt thing down-pat by the age of about nine. However, the priests get very very unhappy when you ask some difficult questions in secondary school.

Yep, great times

Sorry that you got brought up in the wrong era, Roger. You will find that Catholic education has changed a lot in the past twenty years.
Cheers

One thing that has changed is the increase in money it gets from the Federal Government.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Son: I don't think I believe in god anymore.

Good to hear that St Vinnies will be the reciprocates to all his Christmas prezzies first thing on Boxing day then hey?

[Psyber]

...
Son: I don't think I believe in god anymore.

Good to hear that St Vinnies will be the reciprocates to all his Christmas prezzies first thing on Boxing day then hey?

You don't have to believe in God to believe in Christmas presents - I'd worked that out by the time I was 7.

[mighty_tiger_79]

kids running into my knee at the shops!!!!!!!!

[mighty_tiger_79]

GRUB tipping winners in the gambling room