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by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:27 am

MAL

we need some ratings on the WATTO comments, some of these definately belong in the best jokes thread!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Rik E Boy** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:27 am

NFC wrote:What a disgraceful thread.

You didn't give us much there NFC, but it was more than Watto gave the Bulls heh heh.

regards,

REB

by **mal** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:53 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:MAL

we need some ratings on the WATTO comments, some of these definately belong in the best jokes thread!!!!!!!!!!!

WATTO had that hamstring[wattostring] injury.
The Doctor decided it would be safe it the wattostring was placed in a brace.
The brace was inserted.
WATTO then went back to the doc to have the brace removed.
Watto asked the Doctor
" Hey Doc when I have the brace removed will I be able to bowl well?"
" THERE'S NO REASON WHY YOU CANT BOWL WELL SHANE."
" Ahh thats great doc, coz I couldnt before."

by **Rik E Boy** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:58 am

Watto goes out to bat but Jimmy Maher's not happy. 'Oi Watto, you can't leave that Cigarettte burning in the Ashtray' and Watto says 'It's all right skip, I'll be back in a tick'.

Wattos last over just went for six sixes and he's not happy. Clint Perren comes up trying to reassure him...'don't worry Watto, the Reds are gone, now he's on to the coloureds'.

heh heh. A couple of 'Doug Walters' specials there.

regards,

REB

by **mal** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:57 pm

SA V QL P/CUP GAME 30/11/07

3 great mates REB/ROD ROOSTER/HEATER31 go fishing on the morining of 30/11
They are fishing way out on the Coorong miles from anywhere.
At 10-25pm REB gets a call on his mobile phone, its MAL
" REB are you coming to the game."
" Nah Mally fishing with me mates, cant make it buddy."
" Piss weak REB you should get your priorities right.
" Sorry Mal will try and get there TOMorrow, hey Mal whos batting."
" QL won the toss and will be batting."
" Ok Mally might seeya TOMorrow then."
The 3 mates reeled in a couple of fish and struck up conversations about SAFOOTY members
ROD ROOSTER: " Who was that on the phone REB?"
" That was Mally."
" Oh that dickhead he thinks hes funny he always thinks he right, he is an idiot."
HEATER31." Actually he is no worse than MAYZ + TASSIE those guys think thier never wrong."
REB: " Hey lads Shane Watson just made another duck."
ROD ROOSTER : "Hey REB how the f..k do you know that ?"
HEATER31.: "Yeah REB we are out here with no radio, no phone calls, tell us
how do you you know that dud Shane Watson made a duck?"
REB : " Its 10-35 fellas.....

by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:08 pm

MAL the problem with that is that its so true

by **heater31** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:18 pm

Well I have now been inducted in a special group.................a character in mal's jokes :lol:

by **mal** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:31 pm

heater31 wrote:Well I have now been inducted in a special group.................a character in mal's jokes

I noticed you were in the Shane Watson fear club !

by **NFC** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:53 pm

Prove you wrong, he will.

by **rod_rooster** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:59 pm

NFC wrote:

Prove you wrong, he will.

Looks pretty pumped. Must've been just after he bowled 1 ball and didn't tear his hamstring. Big moment for him :lol:

By the way, nice one mal :wink:

by **mal** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:11 pm

NFC wrote:

Prove you wrong, he will.

The great man after the World Cup victory
when he was dismissed for the first time in the World Cup
" Yesssssssssssssssssssszzz Ive got an average in the World Cup of 2006."

by **Benchwarmer** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:21 pm

Is that black wristband adjustable?

I've heard that he is a compassionate person ... but to have a black armband ready for his next Watto-string twang ... :shock: