Things that give you the sh1ts

[mighty_tiger_79]

bloody indian telemarketers, calling from India on a fuzzy broken line who say they are calling from Australia.

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those telemarketers who ring up and when the phone goes through to the answering machine dont say or do anything for 30 seconds before hangin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rogernumber10]

.... where she thinks they belong or just throw them out!.

That should be listed as a criminal offence

[Footy Chick]

Customers who think that they can demand anything they like because their "Paying for the Service"..

i think thats what HN are thinking about you and the computer!!!!!!!

No, somewhat different, .. is it too much to expect a computer to shut itself off? Lets not go there.. carp comment MT79..sorry..

[another grub]

chicks using their teeth.....

[smac]

chicks using their teeth.....

Liar.

Hanson Rd chicks wouldn't have teeth.

[heater31]

When your mate's missus comes over, cleans your house and does your washing while your at work, then slugs you $50 when you get home.
Since when do uncertified cleaners get $25 bucks an hour?
I want to see the proof of three years cleaner apprentice before i fork out $25 an hour for someone to clean my house!

do it yourself you lazy bugger....................or wait for your mother to visit and get it for nuthin like me

I missed out when they handed out the domesticated function chips




and while I'm here

Clients who suddenly change their mind or dont make their mind up at all

[Lunchcutter]

When your mate's missus comes over, cleans your house and does your washing while your at work, then slugs you $50 when you get home.
Since when do uncertified cleaners get $25 bucks an hour?
I want to see the proof of three years cleaner apprentice before i fork out $25 an hour for someone to clean my house!

tell her to root yer boot !

honestly tho' what's a fitty when you're obviously a slack lazy bugger who probably pisses that up against a wall in one night! she should have negotiated beforehand silly girl

[smithy]

People that think Broken Hill is in South Australia......
THAT GIVES ME THE SH*TS

[silicone skyline]

Hey, just coz i had cleaning to do doesn't mean i'm slack.
It means i didn't clean it before i went to work at 6am.
So unless you want to do it before you get in the shower @ 5.30, i consider myself not so slack.
She did it in her own free will, the conversation went like this:

(cleaning has been done)
"Hey good to see ya, yeah had a big win on the cup, look at this wad or cash."
"Wow, can i have 50?"
"Sure," (assuming she wanted a lend).
"Yeah, that about covers cleaning your house."

Reach for bat ....

[Rik E Boy]

Reach for bat ....

Well we certainly don't need to hear about that.

regards,

REB

[sturtpeter]

SANFL Barrackers who don't put their money with their mouth.

Go U Blues!

[smithy]

People that need to have 2 signatures.....

[am Bays]

SANFL Barrackers who don't put their money with their mouth.

Go U Blues!

Do you mean Sturt1....

Dutchy and Bayman couldn't agree with you more!!!!!

[silicone skyline]

SANFL Barrackers who don't put their money with their mouth.

There's something wrong with that phrase, however, i refuse to correct an idiot.

[smac]

Wankers who go to work early when the sun gets up earlier.

I like my quiet bike ride to work at 6.15am, stay in bed just like you do in the winter months.

[Dogwatcher]

Primary school concerts that don't finish until 10.30!

Primary school rock bands that play songs such as Luka with a smile on their face, prefacing the song by saying "This song's Luka......It's about abuse."

[silicone skyline]

Was there an urge to throw fruit?

[Dogwatcher]

I was too far back!

[silicone skyline]

Probably the first time in your life a potato cannon would have actually come in handy.
They're great fun.

[Dutchy]

SANFL Barrackers who don't put their money with their mouth.

Go U Blues!

Do you mean Sturt1....

Dutchy and Bayman couldn't agree with you more!!!!!

LMAO Tassie....good one.....

I miss Sturt1...