What The F***

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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Nov 03, 2025 2:20 pm

Brodlach wrote:
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Brodlach wrote:I know what sloppy seconds means but in terms of Mali


Google is still your friend

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-11-15/ ... /101654546


Thanks, wasn’t something I wanted to Google :lol:


I haven't had a warning from my IT people about me googling it yet 8-[
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Nov 03, 2025 2:22 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick walks into a meeting at work and I notice her cup has two Camomile tags hanging out of it so I said "Look at you go there double bagging it".

Far out, I couldn't believe the reaction from the masses, I was actuallly being innocent and all the women were being the rude ones.


You might have got away with "tea bagging" but "double bagging" was asking for trouble
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Mon Nov 10, 2025 6:24 pm

Channel Nine sack Kate Collins :shock:
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Nov 10, 2025 6:30 pm

dedja wrote:Channel Nine sack Kate Collins :shock:

:shock:

that is a shock.

whats next? they follow ch 10 and do the news from sydney and talk about traffic congestion around The Barton
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Nov 11, 2025 10:38 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
dedja wrote:Channel Nine sack Kate Collins :shock:

:shock:

that is a shock.

whats next? they follow ch 10 and do the news from sydney and talk about traffic congestion around The Barton


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Dastyari was with Leon Byner on 5AA so I rang in.
I called it "The Barton" about 10 times to sow the seed
Byner didn't let on because he thought Dastayi was a twat anyway

We went to Thebarton that afternoon for the announcement and he was still calling it "The Barton"
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Re: What The F***

Postby CENTURION » Tue Nov 11, 2025 10:45 am

Jimmy_041 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
dedja wrote:Channel Nine sack Kate Collins :shock:

:shock:

that is a shock.

whats next? they follow ch 10 and do the news from sydney and talk about traffic congestion around The Barton


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Dastyari was with Leon Byner on 5AA so I rang in.
I called it "The Barton" about 10 times to sow the seed
Byner didn't let on because he thought Dastayi was a twat anyway

And Leon Byner has died!
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Re: What The F***

Postby Dutchy » Tue Nov 11, 2025 5:21 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
dedja wrote:Channel Nine sack Kate Collins :shock:

:shock:

that is a shock.

whats next? they follow ch 10 and do the news from sydney and talk about traffic congestion around The Barton


How do you reackon they are going to go with our new suburb Southwark?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jim05 » Tue Nov 11, 2025 6:02 pm

Dutchy wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
dedja wrote:Channel Nine sack Kate Collins :shock:

:shock:

that is a shock.

whats next? they follow ch 10 and do the news from sydney and talk about traffic congestion around The Barton


How do you reackon they are going to go with our new suburb Southwark?
You sound bitter
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Re: What The F***

Postby locky801 » Tue Nov 11, 2025 6:20 pm

Jim05 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
dedja wrote:Channel Nine sack Kate Collins :shock:

:shock:

that is a shock.

whats next? they follow ch 10 and do the news from sydney and talk about traffic congestion around The Barton


How do you reackon they are going to go with our new suburb Southwark?
You sound bitter


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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Nov 11, 2025 6:20 pm

Jim05 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
dedja wrote:Channel Nine sack Kate Collins :shock:

:shock:

that is a shock.

whats next? they follow ch 10 and do the news from sydney and talk about traffic congestion around The Barton


How do you reackon they are going to go with our new suburb Southwark?
You sound bitter


Thats very good :lol:
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Wed Nov 12, 2025 4:10 pm

I pay a gazillion dollars a year in health insurance, and for 2nd year in a row my insurer has been kind enough to give me a $350 cash back.

Gee, thanks. :roll:
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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Wed Nov 26, 2025 3:57 pm

The public shitter in Para Hills :YMSICK:
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 27, 2025 1:37 pm

dedja wrote:The public shitter in Para Hills :YMSICK:


I was doing courier work many moons ago when I was hanging for a King Richard the Third while I was driving along Greenhill Road, I looked across and noticed a poo station and an empty car space so I pulled in.

I was sitting there doing my business and started reading the walls, it appeared to be a homosexual meeting place judging by the content on the walls. I quickly finished up and got out of there, as I was walking back to my ute a couple of tradies were driving past and one dude yells out "You f****** faggot".

I just had to wear it.
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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Nov 27, 2025 1:40 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
dedja wrote:The public shitter in Para Hills :YMSICK:


I was doing courier work many moons ago when I was hanging for a King Richard the Third while I was driving along Greenhill Road, I looked across and noticed a poo station and an empty car space so I pulled in.

I was sitting there doing my business and started reading the walls, it appeared to be a homosexual meeting place judging by the content on the walls. I quickly finished up and got out of there, as I was walking back to my ute a couple of tradies were driving past and one dude yells out "You f****** faggot".

I just had to wear it.


Should have flushed it instead
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 27, 2025 1:55 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
dedja wrote:The public shitter in Para Hills :YMSICK:


I was doing courier work many moons ago when I was hanging for a King Richard the Third while I was driving along Greenhill Road, I looked across and noticed a poo station and an empty car space so I pulled in.

I was sitting there doing my business and started reading the walls, it appeared to be a homosexual meeting place judging by the content on the walls. I quickly finished up and got out of there, as I was walking back to my ute a couple of tradies were driving past and one dude yells out "You f****** faggot".

I just had to wear it.


Should have flushed it instead


Aren't you the anti kink-shame guy?
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Re: What The F***

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Nov 27, 2025 1:55 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
dedja wrote:The public shitter in Para Hills :YMSICK:


I was doing courier work many moons ago when I was hanging for a King Richard the Third while I was driving along Greenhill Road, I looked across and noticed a poo station and an empty car space so I pulled in.

I was sitting there doing my business and started reading the walls, it appeared to be a homosexual meeting place judging by the content on the walls. I quickly finished up and got out of there, as I was walking back to my ute a couple of tradies were driving past and one dude yells out "You f****** faggot".

I just had to wear it.


Should have flushed it instead


Aren't you the anti kink-shame guy?


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Re: What The F***

Postby dedja » Thu Nov 27, 2025 1:57 pm

Dunno, I’m just an idiot.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 27, 2025 2:10 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:
You do you, boo

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Re: What The F***

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Nov 27, 2025 2:34 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
dedja wrote:The public shitter in Para Hills :YMSICK:


I was doing courier work many moons ago when I was hanging for a King Richard the Third while I was driving along Greenhill Road, I looked across and noticed a poo station and an empty car space so I pulled in.

I was sitting there doing my business and started reading the walls, it appeared to be a homosexual meeting place judging by the content on the walls. I quickly finished up and got out of there, as I was walking back to my ute a couple of tradies were driving past and one dude yells out "You f****** faggot".

I just had to wear it.


Just happened to be the area?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Nov 27, 2025 2:40 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
dedja wrote:The public shitter in Para Hills :YMSICK:


I was doing courier work many moons ago when I was hanging for a King Richard the Third while I was driving along Greenhill Road, I looked across and noticed a poo station and an empty car space so I pulled in.

I was sitting there doing my business and started reading the walls, it appeared to be a homosexual meeting place judging by the content on the walls. I quickly finished up and got out of there, as I was walking back to my ute a couple of tradies were driving past and one dude yells out "You f****** faggot".

I just had to wear it.


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