Actual responses given by some Family Feud contestants

[Wedgie]

Absolutely pissed myself laughing over some of these:

Name something in a bird cage Hamster
Something you'd find in an operating room Operator
Something that comes with a summer storm Snow
Something you'd yell at if it stopped working Spouse
Something worn only by children Clothes
Something you might buy that could turn out to be phony Horse
An animal with three letters in its name Frog
An animal with three letters in its name Alligator
Something you feel before you buy it Excited
The price of a dozen roses 1.75
An article of clothing that children always lose Pants
An animal whose eggs you'd never eat for breakfast Hamster
Something you might accidentally leave on all night Shoes
One of the three bears Yogi
Something people take to a bath Duck
A holiday named after a person January
A holiday named after a person Easter
One of Santa's reindeer Nixon
Something Russia is famous for Russians
Something that comes in pairs Bananas
A time when people wake up Morning
A time when people go to bed Night
A state with good skiing Florida
Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family Jeans
Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family Games
A city in the state of Georgia Alabama
A pie that does not contain fruit Lemon Meringue
Something that kills a lively party Guns
A brand of gasoline Regular
A brand of gasoline Ethyl
A job around the house that has to be done every fall Spring Cleaning
A man's name beginning with the letter K Kentucky Fried Chicken
The month where a pregnant woman begins to show September
A food that's red on the inside Kiwi
Something people do clothed that others don't Ride a motorcycle
The heaviest item in your house 600 pounds
The heaviest item in your house Husband
Something you put in tea Tea bag
A holiday where stores are always busy Monday
Something made of leather that a cowboy uses Purse
The first thing you take off after work Underwear
A weather term that can also describe your wife Wet
A day of the year when you want to be with friends December
A department in a supermarket Lingerie
The most lovable breed of dog Kitten
Something women borrow from each other Husbands
An invention that has replaced stairs Wheel
Something you often misplace in your car Steering wheel
A reason you might stay inside on a beautiful day It's raining
A yellow fruit Orange
An attraction you see in almost every parade Merry-go-round
Something you stroke A match
A tradition associated with Christmas Hanukkah
A holiday where men buy last minute gifts for their wife Thanksgiving
A food people give as a gift Lasagna
A vegetable you marinate Grapes
The one thing that the people living near you have that you want A beautiful wife
Something that you buy and then have to take good care of it An infant
Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own Car
A food with an edible skin Potato
A food with an edible skin Banana
A piece of clothing wives buy for their husbands Halter tops
A street name that is common to cities all over the US Hollywood Boulevard
A kind of bear Papa Bear
Something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave Goes to bed
An animal with really good sight Bat
A state beginning with the letter M Mexico
Something an Indian chief might use Squaw
Something that floats in the bathtub Water
A word beginning with "Egg" Excellent
A sport in which two people compete against each other Checkers
An occupation in which you disguise your appearance Doctor
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine Dishes
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine A bicycle with wings
Something a blind person might use Sword
A song with "moon" in the title Blue Suede Moon
An occupation where you need a flashlight Burglar
A famous brother and sister Bonnie & Clyde
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A horse
Something you wear on the beach A lawnchair
Something red My cardigan
A number you have to memorize Seven
Something you do before going to bed Sleep
Something you put on walls Roofs
Something in the garden that's green Shed
Something in the garden that's green Scarecrow
Something you might be allergic to Skiing
A famous bridge The bridge over troubled waters
Something a cat does Goes to the toilet
Something you do in the bathroom Decorate
An animal you might see at the zoo A dog
Something associated with the police Pigs
A sign of the zodiac April
Something slippery A conman
A kind of ache Fillet 'O' Fish
A kind of ache Pancake
A jacket potato topping Jam
Something with a hole in it Window
A non-living object which has feet Plant
A domestic animal Leopard
A part of the body beginning with the letter N Knee
A part of the body beginning with the letter N Name
A way of cooking fish Cod
Something you open other than a door Your bowels
A part of the body everyone only has only one of Big toe
A famous Willy Willy the Pooh
Something you squeeze Peanut butter
A bird with a long neck Penguin
A continent Italy
A sport you can never play on grass Baseball
An occupation starting with "J" Jackhammerer
A phrase some husbands dread hearing Honey, I'm home
A bad occupation if you don't like kids Mortician
A question you don't like to be asked Are those real?
A European country in which you'd expect to find castles London
Something every doctor has Speculum
An animal with horns Bee
A medieval weapon Hand grenade
Something made of wool A sheep
Something a bridegroom might wear A dress
Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club Animals
An animal with a long tail Rabbit
Something you put out for the birds Worms
A way to prevent snoring Put a pillow over his face
A word used to describe a very hot day A very hot day
Someone who works early hours Burglar
Something made to be wheeled around A hammer
A reason for kneeling To be beheaded
A nickname for a slim person Slimmy
A measurement of liquid Paint
Something that's nice to wear next to your skin Pants
A famous Dick Carrot
A wild animal that's native to Britain Bear
Something that Santa Claus does when he comes to your house Feeds your pets
Something that comes in 7's Fingers
Something associated with Liverpool The Yellow Brick Road
A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme Little Red Riding Hood
Something associated with Queen Victoria Her husbands
Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming Your legs
A place you would keep a pen A zoo
Something you beat An apple
Something associated with rain Water
Something you make into a ball Eggs
A game that uses a black ball Darts
A popular TV soap Dove
Something you might find in a garage A grand piano
A fast animal Hippo
Something you keep in the garden A cat
Something that gives you goose bumps Mumps
A character from Little Red Riding Hood Hansel and Gretel
Something that has a shell Batman
Something a policeman might say Spread 'em
Something that frightens Dracula The King of the Vampires
A mode of transportation that you can walk in Your shoes
An animal with big ears A bear
Something you do on water Wallpaper
A musical instrument you can play in the bath Drum kit
Something associated with Egypt Cigars
Something you pull A potato
An animal used as a form of transportation Turtle
A Thunderbirds character Doctor Spock
Another TV game show with the word 'family' in the title The Generation Game
Something that makes you scream A squirrel
A food that can be eaten without chewing Chips
A type of record A floppy disk
A type of large cat Persian
A job that a working dog does A slave
Something you use a microchip on A fish-fryer
A game played in the dark Charades
A part of the body you have more than two of Arms
Something you find on a fire engine Coal
The first place detectives look for fingerprints The floor
Something you associate with the sea A coffin
A famous Arthur Shakespeare
A weapon in the game of Clue Dice
Something people take to the beach Turkey
A reason someone digs a hole in the road Grave digger
Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him His name
An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man Underpants
Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir The lamps
Something you keep in a garden shed A gardener
Something you wear on the beach Deckchair
Fruit used in fruit salad Cucumber
The last thing you take off before going to bed Your feet
Something that has to warm up before you use it Your wife
A noisy bird Chipmunk
Something you keep handy by the front door Spittoon
A job that helicopters are used for Tuna fishing
A famous robber Cops
A famous resort area outside the continental United States Tahoe
An American state where people speak with accents Mexico
Something a man has that he'd be upset if someone else used it His jockstrap
Something London is famous for Pasta
Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car Pickles
A game you could play in the bath Scuba diving
A food that makes a noise when you eat it Really loud hamburger
Something that your wife would do that would be shocking Greet you at the door naked
Something you throw away when you're moving away Pantry
A dangerous animal that some people keep as pets Wolf
When you sneak out of work, the reason you give for leaving I'm going to the beach!
When you sneak out of work, the reason you give for leaving Going to another job
An animal that eats mice Rat
Something you have that you wish worked better Spouse
Something you wouldn't try even once Sex on a train
A famous male dancer Betty Grable
An occasion for which you've stayed up all night Lost my virginity
Your favorite country western singer Van Whalen
Something that falls from the trees Bird shit
Something a dentist says Just a small prick
A name that rhymes with "Larry" Larry
Something you just won't buy unless it's on sale Cake mix
Something you just won't buy unless it's on sale Drapes
Besides an animal, something with a tail Tailpipe
Something that gets accidentally run over by a lawn mower The lawn mower's cord
An occupation where someone wears a robe at work A fireman
An occupation where someone wears a robe at work A graduate
A sport that people sometimes play by themselves Tic-tac-toe
A household pet you can leave by itself for a couple of days Monkey
A part of the body people love to have massaged Hips
An activity that makes people cry Playing games
A vegetable that is grown in a patch Strawberry
Something some people fear that starts with the letter S Squirrels
A reaction someone might have if they got really scared Laugh
An occasion when family photographs are taken Photography
Something that comes after the word "double" U
Something you'd hate for the plane you're on to only have one of Pillows
Something your spouse does in the bedroom that rhymes with "mumble" Pumble
Something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later Sex
A famous group of singers The Simpsons
A breed of dog that starts with the letter C Cheetah

[Pseudo]

Survey says "You're dumb!"

[The_Bay_Boy]

No way wedgie..... are these Fair Dinkum?????


I'm going to have to tune in a check this out for my self

[Wedgie]

No way wedgie..... are these Fair Dinkum?????


I'm going to have to tune in a check this out for my self

They are fair dinkum but they're responses in the American show.

[MightyEagles]

Survey says - some people don't listen to the Question.

[McAlmanac]

A dangerous race - "Arabs".

I'm told it happened....

[JK]

Something you have that you wish worked better Spouse
Something a blind person might use Sword

ROFLMFAO

[Pseudo]

Survey says "You're dumb!"

Hah... I had a feeling that was going to be edited Wedgie Fair enough, play on...

How about this answer:
Something associated with Egypt Cigars

Not as silly as it sounds.... for years, I thought the Gyppos made cigars, largely because of this book:

[Pseudo]

Now why didn't that link work?

[The_Bay_Boy]

i've read this thread a couple of times and every time i find something new that cracks me up

Americans are so dumb!!

actually i probably shouldn't generallise, Americans who are dumb enought to go on family feud deserve the piss to be taken out of them

[Wedgie]

Now why didn't that link work?

Umm, because you used the image tags (IMG) and not the URL tags (URL).

[GWW]

Survey says - some people don't listen to the Question.

I'd say the questions would be from the end round when the contestants are under pressure to come up with answers in order to qualify for some prizes. Regardless, still very, very funny!!

[The_Bay_Boy]

Survey says - some people don't listen to the Question.

I'd say the questions would be from the end round when the contestants are under pressure to come up with answers in order to qualify for some prizes. Regardless, still very, very funny!!

agreed, but pressure or not.. there's still no excuse for some of those answers. i don't care if your under so much pressure you've even got a gun to your head, you still wouldn't come up with some of those answers. thats just plan stupid!!!

[Magpiespower]

i've read this thread a couple of times and every time i find something new that cracks me up

Americans are so dumb!!

actually i probably shouldn't generallise, Americans who are dumb enought to go on family feud deserve the piss to be taken out of them

Watch five minutes of the Bert version then try to argue against this:

Australians are so dumb!!