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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Aug 20, 2025 4:11 pm

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Dutchy wrote:Jinxing myself

Mentioned to a work mate last week I had got thru Winter without a sniffle, karma has bitten me on the ass this week


I'm reaching my 3rd week tomorrow, still haven't got my voice back.


Went to yell out at footy training last night and I sounded like a teenage girl shrieking, boys had a good laugh at my expense.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Aug 20, 2025 4:32 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Jinxing myself

Mentioned to a work mate last week I had got thru Winter without a sniffle, karma has bitten me on the ass this week


I'm reaching my 3rd week tomorrow, still haven't got my voice back.


Went to yell out at footy training last night and I sounded like a teenage girl shrieking, boys had a good laugh at my expense.


Maybe go a size up with your jocks …
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 20, 2025 5:41 pm

Dutchy wrote:Went to yell out at footy training last night and I sounded like a teenage girl shrieking, boys had a good laugh at my expense.


I was sort of working from home, because I was worse in the morning and it wasn't ideal to sit in on our management meeting I would teams it from home and then head in after that.

I was a bit annoyed with another manager in the meeting and was trying to express my disappointment but some words just had no sound :lol: :lol: :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Wed Aug 20, 2025 5:45 pm

People who are clearly unwell

**** OFF GO HOME
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Wed Aug 20, 2025 5:47 pm

Firing squad for people who talk to themself when using a computer
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Wed Aug 20, 2025 7:00 pm

Armchair expert wrote:People who are clearly unwell

**** OFF GO HOME


Armchair expert wrote:Firing squad for people who talk to themself when using a computer


R U OK?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Aug 21, 2025 8:50 am

Armchair expert wrote:People who are clearly unwell

**** OFF GO HOME

I wish you were my boss, I had shit I had to tend to and locked myself in my office with a sign on the door featuring a red circle with a line through it.

I was out of the contagious stage by then, fell ill on the Wednesday, WFH until the following Wednesday until I went in around 10ish as someone gave notice, I needed them to sign it off before they changed their mind.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Aug 21, 2025 12:09 pm

Sometimes, just sometimes I have a hunch that when I ordered and then double checked upon receipt of the coffee that they had indeed used lactose free milk.

I can confirm they did not, they did not use lactose free milk.

FFS.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Aug 21, 2025 2:26 pm

Booney wrote:Sometimes, just sometimes I have a hunch that when I ordered and then double checked upon receipt of the coffee that they had indeed used lactose free milk.

I can confirm they did not, they did not use lactose free milk.

FFS.
Maybe take back the receipt and a plastic bag with a pair of jocks smeared in nutella and demand a refund....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Aug 21, 2025 2:29 pm

heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:Sometimes, just sometimes I have a hunch that when I ordered and then double checked upon receipt of the coffee that they had indeed used lactose free milk.

I can confirm they did not, they did not use lactose free milk.

FFS.


Maybe take back the receipt and a plastic bag with a pair of jocks smeared in nutella and demand a refund....


And ask for 4 hours of my day back?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 25, 2025 9:32 am

Opened a letter that I recieved in the mail Friday and it is from Bingle insurance company asking for my insurance details as my car was apparently in an accident in Hallet Cove on Wednesday July 16 while I was at work.

Tried calling them and they wanted my insurance details and they told me what I need to do, a little "I don't need to do f*** all because it wan't my car" went in their direction.

Now I'm awaiting for a member of the apparent "resolution team" to contact me.

From what I gather after speaking to someone off shore, the car was backed into in a shopping centre and the witness gave my rego details, there is apparently a photo too from what I gathered when talking to someone about an important matter that has English as a 5th language, I had to ask her to repeat herself every sentence at least once.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Mon Aug 25, 2025 10:35 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Opened a letter that I recieved in the mail Friday and it is from Bingle insurance company asking for my insurance details as my car was apparently in an accident in Hallet Cove on Wednesday July 16 while I was at work.

Tried calling them and they wanted my insurance details and they told me what I need to do, a little "I don't need to do f*** all because it wan't my car" went in their direction.

Now I'm awaiting for a member of the apparent "resolution team" to contact me.

From what I gather after speaking to someone off shore, the car was backed into in a shopping centre and the witness gave my rego details, there is apparently a photo too from what I gathered when talking to someone about an important matter that has English as a 5th language, I had to ask her to repeat herself every sentence at least once.


i would just give them your insurance details and let it go to an external investigation beteween the two companies, simply your insurance company can then ask for the image that Bingle have and let the process go on from there, if its your reg and not your car then i would be contacting other authorities
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Aug 25, 2025 10:41 am

locky801 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Opened a letter that I recieved in the mail Friday and it is from Bingle insurance company asking for my insurance details as my car was apparently in an accident in Hallet Cove on Wednesday July 16 while I was at work.

Tried calling them and they wanted my insurance details and they told me what I need to do, a little "I don't need to do f*** all because it wan't my car" went in their direction.

Now I'm awaiting for a member of the apparent "resolution team" to contact me.

From what I gather after speaking to someone off shore, the car was backed into in a shopping centre and the witness gave my rego details, there is apparently a photo too from what I gathered when talking to someone about an important matter that has English as a 5th language, I had to ask her to repeat herself every sentence at least once.


i would just give them your insurance details and let it go to an external investigation beteween the two companies, simply your insurance company can then ask for the image that Bingle have and let the process go on from there, if its your reg and not your car then i would be contacting other authorities


Not sure I’d agree with that advice as it could be inferred as be implicitly ‘at fault’.

If you’re absolutely sure it wasn't you, then stick to your guns as the burden of proof should be on them, not you.

That said, if you’re not sure, then agree that then you probably should let the insurance companies battle it out.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 25, 2025 4:40 pm

dedja wrote: i would just give them your insurance details and let it go to an external investigation beteween the two companies, simply your insurance company can then ask for the image that Bingle have and let the process go on from there, if its your reg and not your car then i would be contacting other authorities


Not sure I’d agree with that advice as it could be inferred as be implicitly ‘at fault’.

If you’re absolutely sure it wasn't you, then stick to your guns as the burden of proof should be on them, not you.

That said, if you’re not sure, then agree that then you probably should let the insurance companies battle it out.[/quote]

That's how I'm rolling with it, I called them again and have sent an email.

I got the letter in the mail Friday and I had until tomorrow to provide my details etc. Now they aren't responding to me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Aug 25, 2025 4:41 pm

dedja wrote:
locky801 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Opened a letter that I recieved in the mail Friday and it is from Bingle insurance company asking for my insurance details as my car was apparently in an accident in Hallet Cove on Wednesday July 16 while I was at work.

Tried calling them and they wanted my insurance details and they told me what I need to do, a little "I don't need to do f*** all because it wan't my car" went in their direction.

Now I'm awaiting for a member of the apparent "resolution team" to contact me.

From what I gather after speaking to someone off shore, the car was backed into in a shopping centre and the witness gave my rego details, there is apparently a photo too from what I gathered when talking to someone about an important matter that has English as a 5th language, I had to ask her to repeat herself every sentence at least once.


i would just give them your insurance details and let it go to an external investigation beteween the two companies, simply your insurance company can then ask for the image that Bingle have and let the process go on from there, if its your reg and not your car then i would be contacting other authorities


Not sure I’d agree with that advice as it could be inferred as be implicitly ‘at fault’.

If you’re absolutely sure it wasn't you, then stick to your guns as the burden of proof should be on them, not you.

That said, if you’re not sure, then agree that then you probably should let the insurance companies battle it out.

That's how I'm rolling with it, I called them again and have sent an email.

I got the letter in the mail Friday and I had until tomorrow to provide my details etc. Now they aren't responding to me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Mon Aug 25, 2025 5:04 pm

The slowness and delays of this site.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Aug 25, 2025 5:10 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
dedja wrote:
locky801 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Opened a letter that I recieved in the mail Friday and it is from Bingle insurance company asking for my insurance details as my car was apparently in an accident in Hallet Cove on Wednesday July 16 while I was at work.

Tried calling them and they wanted my insurance details and they told me what I need to do, a little "I don't need to do f*** all because it wan't my car" went in their direction.

Now I'm awaiting for a member of the apparent "resolution team" to contact me.

From what I gather after speaking to someone off shore, the car was backed into in a shopping centre and the witness gave my rego details, there is apparently a photo too from what I gathered when talking to someone about an important matter that has English as a 5th language, I had to ask her to repeat herself every sentence at least once.


i would just give them your insurance details and let it go to an external investigation beteween the two companies, simply your insurance company can then ask for the image that Bingle have and let the process go on from there, if its your reg and not your car then i would be contacting other authorities


Not sure I’d agree with that advice as it could be inferred as be implicitly ‘at fault’.

If you’re absolutely sure it wasn't you, then stick to your guns as the burden of proof should be on them, not you.

That said, if you’re not sure, then agree that then you probably should let the insurance companies battle it out.

That's how I'm rolling with it, I called them again and have sent an email.

I got the letter in the mail Friday and I had until tomorrow to provide my details etc. Now they aren't responding to me.


So just so be clear … you were actually in that car park (or whatever) but had nothing to do with it and someone has incorrectly pinged you as the culprit?
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 25, 2025 5:16 pm

I dont think he or the car was in the carpark at Hallett Cove..
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Aug 25, 2025 5:23 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I dont think he or the car was in the carpark at Hallett Cove..


Dunno, I’m just an idiot ...
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Aug 25, 2025 6:37 pm

dedja wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I dont think he or the car was in the carpark at Hallett Cove..


Dunno, I’m just an idiot ...

Im happy to be wrong its just how I've read it
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