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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jun 05, 2025 12:26 pm

Booney wrote:Wait, wait a minute. 87,000 unread emails? They must be automated updates and the like? I get email updates from our freight company when they deliver goods and get a POD, they go into a folder that is mostly unread but sits around 600 or so at the most before I empty it and that's usually every Xmas.

87,000 can't all be bona fide, if they're all important then you don't have a job.


Yep, there were plenty of automated but he just generally didn't look at a lot, I'd walk into his office and ask about an email I sent him and he'd be scrolling through looking like he knew what I was on about.

He was the master and telling you something that you knew was total bullshit but he'd end up convincing himself that he was telling the truth.

I always had to ring reception to sign me out as whenever he'd see me he'd say "Hey mate, got a quick minute", there was no such thing.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Jun 06, 2025 6:04 pm

The video on ch7 FB of road rage in Port Melbourne
Amarok v scooter....

Took a turn for the better :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Jun 06, 2025 8:14 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The video on ch7 FB of road rage in Port Melbourne
Amarok v scooter....

Took a turn for the better :lol:

Yeah the tradie took a belting!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:51 am

I hope Greta Thunberg enjoyed her flights
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Wed Jun 11, 2025 12:59 pm

dedja wrote:I hope Greta Thunberg enjoyed her flights


Now she's got herself some media, she'll probably just do it again
Let her cool her heels in a Middle East jail for a bit. See how she likes that
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby wenchbarwer » Wed Jun 11, 2025 1:16 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
dedja wrote:I hope Greta Thunberg enjoyed her flights


Now she's got herself some media, she'll probably just do it again
Let her cool her heels in a Middle East jail for a bit. See how she likes that


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby locky801 » Thu Jun 19, 2025 7:33 pm

Idiots at Solomontown that tried to set fire to a house only to set fire to themselves and the car (no doubt stolen) that they were in

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police- ... olomontown

Not many brain cells there
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Jun 19, 2025 7:38 pm

locky801 wrote:Idiots at Solomontown that tried to set fire to a house only to set fire to themselves and the car (no doubt stolen) that they were in

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police- ... olomontown

Not many brain cells there


Doesn’t Armchair hail from that region?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Armchair expert » Thu Jun 19, 2025 8:16 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
locky801 wrote:Idiots at Solomontown that tried to set fire to a house only to set fire to themselves and the car (no doubt stolen) that they were in

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police- ... olomontown

Not many brain cells there


Doesn’t Armchair hail from that region?
Makes sense


Hell no I'm from Port Pirie South not mean streets of Solomontown
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Thu Jun 19, 2025 8:44 pm

locky801 wrote:Idiots at Solomontown that tried to set fire to a house only to set fire to themselves and the car (no doubt stolen) that they were in

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police- ... olomontown

Not many brain cells there

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri Jun 20, 2025 1:05 pm

The video is very amusing

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mots02 » Mon Jun 23, 2025 10:20 am

Armchair expert wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
locky801 wrote:Idiots at Solomontown that tried to set fire to a house only to set fire to themselves and the car (no doubt stolen) that they were in

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police- ... olomontown

Not many brain cells there


Doesn’t Armchair hail from that region?
Makes sense


Hell no I'm from Port Pirie South not mean streets of Solomontown


Port Pirie Heights
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Jun 23, 2025 10:29 am

mots02 wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
locky801 wrote:Idiots at Solomontown that tried to set fire to a house only to set fire to themselves and the car (no doubt stolen) that they were in

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police- ... olomontown

Not many brain cells there


Doesn’t Armchair hail from that region?
Makes sense


Hell no I'm from Port Pirie South not mean streets of Solomontown


Port Pirie Heights


Port Pirie Waters(bridge to no where)
It’s a Pirie thing!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby wenchbarwer » Mon Jun 23, 2025 10:37 am

I've always loved how country towns have the good parts and not so good parts, and the sheer indignation someone gets when you ask if they're from the bad part :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Mon Jun 23, 2025 12:55 pm

Last week in our resort in Legian.... one bloke in particular who had been getting around all week in his Carlton gear, hat, shorts etc.

After the game on Saturday where North Melbourne beat them, was spotted later that day in a new Tassie Devils guernsey.

He had jumped ship!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby dedja » Mon Jun 23, 2025 1:00 pm

Corona Man wrote:Last week in our resort in Legian.... one bloke in particular who had been getting around all week in his Carlton gear, hat, shorts etc.

After the game on Saturday where North Melbourne beat them, was spotted later that day in a new Tassie Devils guernsey.

He had jumped ship!


Wait, what? Don’t they need a new sta…, with a r…, oh, nevermind.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Jun 23, 2025 2:48 pm

dedja wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Last week in our resort in Legian.... one bloke in particular who had been getting around all week in his Carlton gear, hat, shorts etc.

After the game on Saturday where North Melbourne beat them, was spotted later that day in a new Tassie Devils guernsey.

He had jumped ship!


Wait, what? Don’t they need a new sta…, with a r…, oh, nevermind.

Atleast they won't let him down onfield :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Mon Jun 23, 2025 4:22 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Port Pirie Waters(bridge to no where)
It’s a Pirie thing!


first set of traffic lights in Pirie were on that bridge werent they?

ive been told that my parents first house was in solomontown... bit too long ago for me to remember personally. moved to the northern suburbs of adelaide when i was 5
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Jun 23, 2025 5:46 pm

tipper wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Port Pirie Waters(bridge to no where)
It’s a Pirie thing!


first set of traffic lights in Pirie were on that bridge werent they?

ive been told that my parents first house was in solomontown... bit too long ago for me to remember personally. moved to the northern suburbs of adelaide when i was 5


I would assume so, only one other set in town.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Jun 23, 2025 6:00 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
tipper wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Port Pirie Waters(bridge to no where)
It’s a Pirie thing!


first set of traffic lights in Pirie were on that bridge werent they?

ive been told that my parents first house was in solomontown... bit too long ago for me to remember personally. moved to the northern suburbs of adelaide when i was 5


I would assume so, only one other set in town.


I remember when both sets of lights got put in.
**** I remember when Kmart and KFC was built there some 40 years ago.

My grandparents lived in the leafy suburb of Risdon. :lol:
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