Celebrity Casualties

[Lightning McQueen]

George Foreman

He lasted longer than my grill, which shat itself last year.

We're they any good for perfecting a steak?

[Corona Man]

Pope Francis.

[Jim05]

Pope Francis.

Wonder if he is reunited with his mate Pell.
Good riddance to another kiddy fiddler enabler

[Pseudo]

Pope Francis.

The head of the church dying over Easter. The irony is not lost on me.

[woodublieve12]

Pope Francis.

The head of the church dying over Easter. The irony is not lost on me.

And he waited til he got to tell JD Vance how bad a person he and his country is
Pope went straight to HR

[Booney]

Pope Francis.

The head of the church dying over Easter. The irony is not lost on me.

If he pops up in 4 days I'll get on board.

[locky801]

RIP Gerard Kennedy, passed away at age of 93, Det Sgt Frank Banner, your duty is done

[Booney]

Very sad day.

American sitcom legend George Wendt has died at the age of 76.

Wendt wrote his name into TV history playing beloved barfly Norm Peterson in the iconic sitcom Cheers, with the entire bar shouting “Norm” every time he entered the bar.

[DOC]

One of my all time favourites. A little long but I can hear him say all of these:

Coach and Norm
"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

"How's a beer sound, Norm?"
"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."

"What's shaking, Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."

"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

"What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"
"Going Down?"

"What'll it be, Normie?"
"Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer & a snorkel."

"What would you say to a beer, Normie?"
"Daddy wuvs you."

"What'd you like, Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."

Norm and Sam
"What'll you have, Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."

"What's new, Norm?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."

"How's life treating you?"
"It's not, Sammy, but you can."

"What'd you say, Norm?"
"Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer."

"What would you say to a beer, Norm?"
"Hiya, sailor. New in town?"

(Coming in from the rain) "Evening, everybody."
Everybody: "Norm!"
"Still pouring, Norm?"
"That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing."

"Whaddya say, Norm?"
"Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink."

"How's about a beer, Norm?"
"That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"

"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."

"Whatcha up to, Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

"What's the story, Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

Woody and Norm
"Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."

"What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

"Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know. If she calls, I'm not here."

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

"Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"
"Yep. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"Another layer for the winter Wool."

"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."

"Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts."

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one... make that one-thirty."

"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Woody, & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."

"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions.

[wenchbarwer]

"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

My spirit animal

Norm and Cliff Clavin made this show a riot.

Vale.

[Spargo]

Extremely sad day, one of the all time great characters. Its hard to believe the final episode of Cheers was 32 years ago…
(I have this print at home)

[am Bays]

Give me a beer Woody!
A bit early isn't it, Mr Peterson?
So put a cornflake in it...

This is a very sad day

[Pseudo]

Damir Dokic.

[Jim05]

Damir Dokic.

The world is in a better place for it

[Booney]

"What can I do for you Norm?"

"Well, I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. Uhhh, how about a first one?"

[am Bays]

"How's life treating your Norm?"
"Like an ex-wife, Coach!"

[Corona Man]

"What can I do for you Norm?"

"Well, I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. Uhhh, how about a first one?"

Can’t help but think Booney is the Norm of the Footy Forum.