Things that you don't understand

[amber_fluid]

Write right handed
Bat in cricket left
Bowl and throw in cricket left
Serve in tennis right
Best shot is a double hand back hand
Shoot basketball left
Play 8 ball right handed
Golf drive chip left handed but put right handed, I feel I have better touch that way.

That did my head in just reading it!

[locky801]

Write right handed
Bat in cricket left
Bowl and throw in cricket left
Serve in tennis right
Best shot is a double hand back hand
Shoot basketball left
Play 8 ball right handed
Golf drive chip left handed but put right handed, I feel I have better touch that way.

what hand do you use for you know what

[amber_fluid]

Write right handed
Bat in cricket left
Bowl and throw in cricket left
Serve in tennis right
Best shot is a double hand back hand
Shoot basketball left
Play 8 ball right handed
Golf drive chip left handed but put right handed, I feel I have better touch that way.

what hand do you use for you know what

Yeah

And what hand do you wipe your arse with?

[Spargo]

Write right handed
Bat in cricket left
Bowl and throw in cricket left
Serve in tennis right
Best shot is a double hand back hand
Shoot basketball left
Play 8 ball right handed
Golf drive chip left handed but put right handed, I feel I have better touch that way.

That did my head in just reading it!

Not unlike most of his posts…

[dedja]

Write right handed
Bat in cricket left
Bowl and throw in cricket left
Serve in tennis right
Best shot is a double hand back hand
Shoot basketball left
Play 8 ball right handed
Golf drive chip left handed but put right handed, I feel I have better touch that way.

Dick hand?

[whufc]

Write right handed
Bat in cricket left
Bowl and throw in cricket left
Serve in tennis right
Best shot is a double hand back hand
Shoot basketball left
Play 8 ball right handed
Golf drive chip left handed but put right handed, I feel I have better touch that way.

what hand do you use for you know what

Yeah

And what hand do you wipe your arse with?

Right handed.but fairly competent with the other hand.

[whufc]

Write right handed
Bat in cricket left
Bowl and throw in cricket left
Serve in tennis right
Best shot is a double hand back hand
Shoot basketball left
Play 8 ball right handed
Golf drive chip left handed but put right handed, I feel I have better touch that way.

That did my head in just reading it!

Not unlike most of his posts…

Love to you. Be happy Glenelg will win another flag and the roos are on the up.

[Lightning McQueen]

When people say "it's early doors at the moment".

[Jase]

When people say "it's early doors at the moment".

100% this get's right on my t*ts...

Surely it is "early days" not "early doors"?

[whufc]

When people say "it's early doors at the moment".

British saying mate.

Came from the real early days of soccer when they would open the doors at the stadiums really early to allow people into the standing areas. (which at some point in time wasn't common practice)

You would get there 'early doors'

My cockney nan would say it all the time. Essentially my nan would use it as a replacement for 'when the doors open'. eg when you going to the pub today "early doors"

[Lightning McQueen]

When people say "it's early doors at the moment".

British saying mate.

Came from the real early days of soccer when they would open the doors at the stadiums really early to allow people into the standing areas. (which at some point in time wasn't common practice)

You would get there 'early doors'

My cockney nan would say it all the time. Essentially my nan would use it as a replacement for 'when the doors open'. eg when you going to the pub today "early doors"

We're not in f****** England!!!

One trotting commentator says it all of the time, it drives me as nearly nuts as when you can't see what horse is leading as the numbers are hidden behind the banner that tells you the next few races coming up.

[Lightning McQueen]

Here's another one, is it "anyway" or "anyways"?

[Armchair expert]

Here's another one, is it "anyway" or "anyways"?

Anyway = Correct English
Anyways = Bogan

[mighty_tiger_79]

When people say "it's early doors at the moment".

British saying mate.

Came from the real early days of soccer when they would open the doors at the stadiums really early to allow people into the standing areas. (which at some point in time wasn't common practice)

You would get there 'early doors'

My cockney nan would say it all the time. Essentially my nan would use it as a replacement for 'when the doors open'. eg when you going to the pub today "early doors"

We're not in f****** England!!!

One trotting commentator says it all of the time, it drives me as nearly nuts as when you can't see what horse is leading as the numbers are hidden behind the banner that tells you the next few races coming up.

Yes he's a shocker

[Booney]

Here's another one, is it "anyway" or "anyways"?

Anyway = Correct English
Anyways = Bogan

Like youse would know.

[wenchbarwer]

Here's another one, is it "anyway" or "anyways"?

Anyway = Correct English
Anyways = Bogan

Like youse would know.

Yeah, nah

[Lightning McQueen]

Here's another one, is it "anyway" or "anyways"?

Anyway = Correct English
Anyways = Bogan

Like youse would know.

I really think it's time that it is acknowledged as a word, you need to go a very long way to get around it.

[Booney]

A colleague in Melbourne uses it in emails.

I kid you not.

[Lightning McQueen]

A colleague in Melbourne uses it in emails.

I kid you not.

At least it's not "Hey, any of use?"

[wenchbarwer]

A colleague in Melbourne uses it in emails.

I kid you not.

You work with Jeff Fenech?