What is the greatest episode of the simpsons?

[Rik E Boy]

Lurlene Lumpkin (The Redneck Bar when the Pig flies on the stage LOL)
Sharri Bobben (She's a maniac maniac on the floor ACH!)
Marge the Cop (You're not REALLY arresting me are you Marge??)


regards,

REB

[FlyingHigh]

Not the whole episode, but love it in the Marge - "Thelma & Louise" episode when Homer and Wiggum are chasing Marge's car and they turn out the headlights.
GHOST CAR.
Wiggum: That happens a lot out here.
Homer : Im scared
Wiggum : Im scared too
Homer : Hold me

Close, well thats how I remember it

Next morning, after staying out all night
Wiggum: Mmmm. Engine-black eggs. If we can keep these down we'll be sitting pretty
Homer: There they go
Wiggum: Quiet. I can't hear the eggs.

[sasquatch]

For mine it's when Homer has a steak eating contest at The Slaughterhouse (Maximum Homerdrive).
Pure Gold.

Trucker says to Homer not to try the supersized steak, and points at the pictures of the two people who have eaten the entire steak.
Tony Randall and Red Barclay.
Trucker is Red Barclay.

Homer: "You're Tony Randall."

[brod]

After heart surgery Home to Dr Hibbert

"What about your hippopotomus oath?"

[Bandit]

STAMPY

[JK]

Was on Fox the other night, when Homer wants to go to Vegas with Lenny and Carl but he has to take Bart to some military school in the sticks ... Whilst father and son are on a road trip of sorts, Marge and Lisa have a garage sale and sell of all their prescription drugs - During the sale Flanders comes over to buy back his "LP of Dreamcoat" - The song he sings thereafter is a crack up!!

[Rik E Boy]

Ack Permstance! I hate those episodes where Bart is Homer's sidekick and that Flanders bit was just plain annoying. A prime example of how the quality of the Simpsons has declined in recent seasons.

regards,

REB

[JK]

Ack Permstance! I hate those episodes where Bart is Homer's sidekick and that Flanders bit was just plain annoying. A prime example of how the quality of the Simpsons has declined in recent seasons.

regards,

REB

Here's a tip - Try watching it without the rod inserted mate

[Footy Chick]

Monorail - End of discussion....

Marge: There's a man here to help you..
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist..
Homer: Batmans a scientist..
Marge: IT' NOT BATMAN!!

I could go on forever quoting this episode... simply the best...

[Punk Rooster]

Sharri Bobben (She's a maniac maniac on the floor ACH!)



regards,

REB

the first time I saw that scene, where groundskeeper Willie plays "Maniac" as a 1-man band, I collapsed on the floor with laughter, & ended up laughing so hard I cried!

[BIG SEXY]

the simpsons episodes are like my children, they are all my favourite...as long as they dont focus to much on little lisa science queen.

some of the best quotes....

homer shouting to krusty after he says he hate money and burns it..."DONT YOU HATE PANTS"

homer walking into the school to discuss the misprinted calendars, complains about lousy smarch weather, goes to turn the thermostat up and sees a sign "don't touch, Willy" reads it and says hmmm good advice

batman line is outstanding

last one is when homer walks into a steak house and says i thought this was a steak house, not a pink doily making tea party for girl scouts (or something along those lines)

[Baron Greenback]

Nothing will ever beat the one where Homer becomes Quimby's bodyguard.
When he uses the Vulcan nerve grip on his family and then himself....gold.

Or when Bart and Lisa are drinking the rat milk.
Homer: I don't want you kids to drink this milk ever again!
Milhouse: Can I drink it?
Homer: Sure, knock yourself out!


Also any episode with Burns or McBain always makes me laugh my arse off.

[saintal]

'rosebud', where Mr Burns is reunited with his bear, Bobo.

[Pag]

Homer's Enemy with Frank Grimes.

Homer: "Wow, you got pencils with your name on them!"
Grimey: "Any stationery store can have them made up for you."
Homer: "Can I have this one?"
Grimey: "No."
Homer: "Can...... Lenny have it?"
Grimey: "No."

Bart Star (Homer coaching football), Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasss Song (Flanders becomnes principal), and The City of New York vs Homer Simpson (Simpsons go to NYC) are also favourites.

Marge: "We'll meet you at Central Park at 5 o'clock."
Homer: "Fine, but not later. 'Cos once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy."
*Homer gets into cab and stares and points at pedestrian*
Home: "I'm onto you!"

Gold.

[BenchedEagle]

Personal favourite of mine is the episode where Burns and Homer get lost in forest and wind up in a cabin together. Classic! Too many quotes to mention.

[Rik E Boy]

Here's a tip - Try watching it without the rod inserted mate

I'm not sure what kind of a factory you think this is, we only make boxes here....

regards,

REB

[redden whites]

Dancing Homer , Homer the Union Delegate or the Softball ring-ins episode with the slow-motion home video scene of homer swinging the wonderbat..pure gold.

[Baron Greenback]

Poor ol Darryl Strawberry!

Watched the one where Homer stops going to church last night. Gold
Moe is their leader

[BIG SEXY]

Lenny: we're lenny and the carl's...
Moe: no no no you got it all wrong we are the moe szyzlack experience featuring homer

[Rik E Boy]

Dancing Homer , Homer the Union Delegate or the Softball ring-ins episode with the slow-motion home video scene of homer swinging the wonderbat..pure gold.

Hmmm, tell me when your father stops scratching himself.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................kids??

Yeah we'll tell you, Mom!

LOL

regards,

REB