Things that give you the sh1ts

[Pseudo]

Dodgy farts

Did you follow through?

[Booney]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

[Booney]

Dodgy farts

Did you follow through?

No, just pushed it back down the other end.

[Dutchy]

Jade Robran, just a horrendous operator, talking to someone about how cold it was at Yunta this morning "Can you look out the window and tell us what it looks like"

Response - "Cold"

[wenchbarwer]

Having been to Yunta in June & July, that person is lying.

The correct answer is "Fxxxing cold"

[locky801]

Having been to Yunta in June & July, that person is lying.

The correct answer is "Fxxxing cold"

but probably still walking around in a tshirt and shorts

[heater31]

This cold weather! Plantar fasciitis has been exceptionally bad this week

[mighty_tiger_79]

The head cold has 90% surpassed but left with this knife between shoulder blades pain

[Smashed Crab]

The head cold has 90% surpassed but left with this knife between shoulder blades pain

After feeling like shite since last Wednesday my Dr said I likely have developed a form of whooping cough despite being up to date with being immunised. Been a horrid week. Hoping to be feeling better tomorrow for a show and get on the cans.

[Lightning McQueen]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

I dug out the electric blanket the other night, half an hour before I go to bed and Wilson isn't disappearing once I hop in.

Still end up with one leg in and one leg out within an hour or so.

[Pseudo]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

I dug out the electric blanket the other night, half an hour before I go to bed and Wilson isn't disappearing once I hop in.

Still end up with one leg in and one leg out within an hour or so.

You sleep with a volleyball?

[Lightning McQueen]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

I dug out the electric blanket the other night, half an hour before I go to bed and Wilson isn't disappearing once I hop in.

Still end up with one leg in and one leg out within an hour or so.

You sleep with a volleyball?

I put lipstick on it so it doesn't feel weird.

[Corona Man]

The KFC ads…… ffs, it’s been at least 5 years since the Hawks have played fried night footy!

[locky801]

Not sure what it is but I cant keep off the porcerlain

[dedja]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

I dug out the electric blanket the other night, half an hour before I go to bed and Wilson isn't disappearing once I hop in.

Still end up with one leg in and one leg out within an hour or so.

You sleep with a volleyball?

I put lipstick on it so it doesn't feel weird.

Does the pig get jealous?

[dedja]

Not sure what it is but I cant keep off the porcerlain

Appreciate the update …

[locky801]

Sports persons taking their young babies into sports change rooms when club songs are being sung and drink sprayed everywhere

Only a matter of time before something happens IMO

[Wedgie]

Sports persons having their young babies in change rooms when club songs are being sung and drink sprayed everywhere

Only a matter of time before something happens IMO

Agreed, they should be having them in a hospital.

[dedja]

[Jimmy_041]

Bookkeepers who are to ****ing lazy to correctly enter non-GST items
Far easier to tick a box and let someone else correct it