Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

[Booney]

Dodgy farts

Did you follow through?

No, just pushed it back down the other end.

[Dutchy]

Jade Robran, just a horrendous operator, talking to someone about how cold it was at Yunta this morning "Can you look out the window and tell us what it looks like"

Response - "Cold"

[wenchbarwer]

Having been to Yunta in June & July, that person is lying.

The correct answer is "Fxxxing cold"

[locky801]

Having been to Yunta in June & July, that person is lying.

The correct answer is "Fxxxing cold"

but probably still walking around in a tshirt and shorts

[heater31]

This cold weather! Plantar fasciitis has been exceptionally bad this week

[mighty_tiger_79]

The head cold has 90% surpassed but left with this knife between shoulder blades pain

[Smashed Crab]

The head cold has 90% surpassed but left with this knife between shoulder blades pain

After feeling like shite since last Wednesday my Dr said I likely have developed a form of whooping cough despite being up to date with being immunised. Been a horrid week. Hoping to be feeling better tomorrow for a show and get on the cans.

[Lightning McQueen]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

I dug out the electric blanket the other night, half an hour before I go to bed and Wilson isn't disappearing once I hop in.

Still end up with one leg in and one leg out within an hour or so.

[Pseudo]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

I dug out the electric blanket the other night, half an hour before I go to bed and Wilson isn't disappearing once I hop in.

Still end up with one leg in and one leg out within an hour or so.

You sleep with a volleyball?

[Lightning McQueen]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

I dug out the electric blanket the other night, half an hour before I go to bed and Wilson isn't disappearing once I hop in.

Still end up with one leg in and one leg out within an hour or so.

You sleep with a volleyball?

I put lipstick on it so it doesn't feel weird.

[Corona Man]

The KFC ads…… ffs, it’s been at least 5 years since the Hawks have played fried night footy!

[locky801]

Not sure what it is but I cant keep off the porcerlain

[dedja]

Cold nights meaning Mrs Boon has the winter sheets on and the extra blanket on the bed.

Get into bed. Freezing. An hour later. Sweating. ( No, not that ). Wake up sweaty and freezing and the nightly cycle has commenced.

I dug out the electric blanket the other night, half an hour before I go to bed and Wilson isn't disappearing once I hop in.

Still end up with one leg in and one leg out within an hour or so.

You sleep with a volleyball?

I put lipstick on it so it doesn't feel weird.

Does the pig get jealous?

[dedja]

Not sure what it is but I cant keep off the porcerlain

Appreciate the update …

[locky801]

Sports persons taking their young babies into sports change rooms when club songs are being sung and drink sprayed everywhere

Only a matter of time before something happens IMO

[Wedgie]

Sports persons having their young babies in change rooms when club songs are being sung and drink sprayed everywhere

Only a matter of time before something happens IMO

Agreed, they should be having them in a hospital.

[dedja]

[Jimmy_041]

Bookkeepers who are to ****ing lazy to correctly enter non-GST items
Far easier to tick a box and let someone else correct it

[amber_fluid]

Tradies that give you ridiculous quotes.
I know they are in demand and costs are at an all time high but some are just taking the piss.
I’ve had plenty of work done on my house and investment properties so I know the costs involved.

Make a good living and profit margin but don’t try and rip people off.
Some quotes are 2-3 times more than others.